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 | On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » djAmalgam said "how is your modem today? mine is dandy" |
| On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » djAmalgam said "*hugs Chelsea A LOT!*" |
| On Wed Nov 6, 2002 » djAmalgam said "lets all make babies" |
| On Tue Nov 5, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Save the mules!" |
| On Sun Nov 3, 2002 » djAmalgam said "shhhhhhhhhhh! the baby is sleeping" |
| On Wed Oct 30, 2002 » djAmalgam said "horray for being sick and not going to school!" |
| On Tue Oct 29, 2002 » djAmalgam said "how about the feeling of having to take a really really really huge dump in a public toilet in winter?" |
| On Mon Oct 28, 2002 » djAmalgam said "One day, i will fuck Lisa Lashes" |
| On Sun Oct 27, 2002 » djAmalgam said "may 23 angry bottles of water have sex on your neighbor's lawn while listening to the six oclock news." |
| On Wed Oct 23, 2002 » djAmalgam said "The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672." |
| On Mon Oct 21, 2002 » djAmalgam said "My record is 12 inches long." |
| On Sun Oct 20, 2002 » djAmalgam said "hahahahahahaha. you said slot" |
| On Sun Oct 20, 2002 » djAmalgam said "we need to educate people about trance music. real trance, not mc mario trance." |
| On Fri Oct 18, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Coors Beer put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."
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| On Thu Oct 17, 2002 » djAmalgam said "The largest city in the United States with a one syllable name is Flint, Michigan." |
| On Tue Oct 15, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them." |
| On Tue Oct 15, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked." |
| On Tue Oct 15, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Why is the goat purple?" |
| On Mon Oct 14, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i've never been happy for more than 2 consecutive days." |
| On Mon Oct 14, 2002 » djAmalgam said "nothing ever happens without a reason" |
| On Mon Oct 14, 2002 » djAmalgam said "It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere." |
| On Sun Oct 13, 2002 » djAmalgam said "damn that woman is fine" |
| On Sun Oct 13, 2002 » djAmalgam said "this is a place for crazy people" |
| On Sat Oct 12, 2002 » djAmalgam said "today has been a very offbeat day" |
| On Wed Oct 9, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I bid you farewell my goddess of lust" |
| On Tue Oct 8, 2002 » djAmalgam said ""If you take the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Nat" |
| On Mon Oct 7, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I like to masticate. I masticate alot" |
| On Mon Oct 7, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Paranoia is looking both ways on a one-way street." |
| On Fri Oct 4, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Cancer has struck my lava lamp once more." |
| On Tue Oct 1, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i want a camel" |
| On Sun Sep 29, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Cracked out once again." |
| On Thu Sep 26, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Beware of the man in white." |
| On Thu Sep 19, 2002 » djAmalgam said "My lava lamp has cancer." |
| On Wed Sep 18, 2002 » djAmalgam said "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. No wait, the fucker stalled." |
| On Sat Sep 14, 2002 » djAmalgam said ""Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there."
Frankie Paige - Stigmata" |
| On Sun Sep 8, 2002 » djAmalgam said ""Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."" |
| On Thu Sep 5, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Only 1/3 of the people that can twitch their ears can twitch only one at a time." |
| On Wed Sep 4, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike." |
| On Tue Aug 27, 2002 » djAmalgam said "my head goes boom boom boom boom" |
| On Sun Aug 25, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Sophia is cool" |
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