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On Fri Jan 9, 2004 » blop said "OKAY ALREADY. we get it. you're emo. ashes to SHUT UP." |
On Fri Jan 9, 2004 » blop said "let me see yo cheque_stub/GET YO-OWN CHEQUE_STUB." |
On Thu Jan 8, 2004 » blop said "there's a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage. take me to it." |
On Wed Jan 7, 2004 » blop said "when you make an omelette, sometimes you've got to kill a few people." |
On Tue Jan 6, 2004 » blop said "..you know i'd like to keep my cheeks dry today, so stay with me and i'll have it made..." |
On Fri Jan 2, 2004 » blop said "that's the hooch you freak deaky mack debonair - ck" |
On Fri Jan 2, 2004 » blop said "i am on pop -- CK" |
On Fri Jan 2, 2004 » blop said "you know why it's not there? cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business!" |
On Mon Dec 29, 2003 » blop said "hey... that's kinda like haiku, but not." |
On Sun Dec 28, 2003 » blop said "i'm more me than you'll ever be." |
On Sun Dec 28, 2003 » blop said "who the FUCK do you think you are." |
On Thu Dec 25, 2003 » blop said "... the old switcheroo is obviously contrived." |
On Wed Dec 24, 2003 » blop said "the jilted will always have each other." |
On Mon Dec 22, 2003 » blop said "all around me are familiar faces.
worn out places, worn out faces." |
On Sat Dec 20, 2003 » blop said "yeah so... you're not exactly terrible looking either." |
On Fri Dec 19, 2003 » blop said "OH MAH GAWD! YO' A HOAHSE?!" |
On Wed Dec 17, 2003 » blop said "you're gonna need some ice for that MASSIVE BURN!!" |
On Wed Dec 17, 2003 » blop said "when i'm down you breathe life over me" |
On Mon Dec 15, 2003 » blop said "that's a very astute observation, scott." |
On Sun Dec 14, 2003 » blop said "natives should just go back to where they came from." |
On Sun Dec 14, 2003 » blop said "you know what i really love? pucks that turn into facecloths. radical!" |
On Thu Dec 11, 2003 » blop said "so i was just sitting in my room, thinking and my mom comes in and she's like "mike!" and i didn't hear her and then she's like "mike! mike!" and i'm like "what?!" and she's like "you're on drugs mike!" and i'm" |
On Sun Dec 7, 2003 » blop said "das 'ow dey do eet in aaambah laaaakes." |
On Sun Nov 30, 2003 » blop said "holy shit i'm so high i might slip into a coma - jess" |
On Fri Nov 28, 2003 » blop said "hooked on phonics worked for me. oops, i mean i'm a west island faggot sketchbag. horray for special kay!" |
On Tue Nov 25, 2003 » blop said "today i got emo pants. i feel like a true lady-jeff. ashes to the leaves of crying mercury wah wah wambulance." |
On Sun Nov 23, 2003 » blop said "all my friends are murderers." |
On Fri Nov 21, 2003 » blop said "yr bf was gay before he learned to tie his shoelaces. or, work the velcro on his swears." |
On Fri Nov 21, 2003 » blop said "hit that perfect, hit that perfect, hit that perfect beat boy! -- bronski beat." |
On Mon Nov 17, 2003 » blop said "i knew this was going to hurt..." |
On Sun Nov 9, 2003 » blop said "come home with me tonight, i have a really big bed." |
On Wed Nov 5, 2003 » blop said "WHAT?! you mean they DON'T get a credit card?!" |
On Mon Nov 3, 2003 » blop said "i like tunnels!" |
On Mon Sep 29, 2003 » blop said "doesn't give you the right to hit him with a weedwacker!" |
On Mon Sep 1, 2003 » blop said "sharon, if you were an alcoholic beverage, you would be a tequila bang bang and i would be smirnoff's triple black. - fred" |
On Thu Aug 28, 2003 » blop said "cock! balls!" |
On Fri Aug 15, 2003 » blop said "shut up matt you fucking homo" |
On Sat Jul 26, 2003 » blop said "fred poos coz he's healthy." |
On Sun Apr 20, 2003 » blop said "dj neoform has a very expensive camera.
quick! someone steal it." |
On Sun Apr 20, 2003 » blop said "i wanna go home and fuck! -- chelsea" |
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