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 | On Mon Jul 5, 2004 » blop said "careful where you lay your head..." |
| On Sat Jun 26, 2004 » blop said "never trouble trouble til trouble troubles you." |
| On Tue Jun 22, 2004 » blop said "meet me at the pier" |
| On Wed Jun 16, 2004 » blop said "YOU are a brain attack!" |
| On Wed Jun 16, 2004 » blop said "AQUAINTANCES = ON!!! - trish" |
| On Wed Jun 16, 2004 » blop said "you can't always get what you want." |
| On Wed Jun 9, 2004 » blop said "and then i took the star and wiped my ass with it, my ass the glistening virgin of plattsburg." |
| On Sat May 29, 2004 » blop said "MSN YOU FUCKTARDS." |
| On Thu May 27, 2004 » blop said ""yo jeff, what are you up to tonight?" "killing spree."" |
| On Fri May 21, 2004 » blop said "i wanna run through halls of my high school, i wanna scream at the top of my lungs" |
| On Mon May 17, 2004 » blop said "live fast or die." |
| On Fri May 14, 2004 » blop said ""when i hear trance... i think of heaven" - tork, ridiculously high on e." |
| On Sun May 9, 2004 » blop said "my moleass kiss to your precious lips." |
| On Wed May 5, 2004 » blop said "scratch my face with anvil hands and coil my tongue around a bumblebee mouth." |
| On Tue May 4, 2004 » blop said "i'm with stan and kenny on this one... this movie sucks!" |
| On Sat May 1, 2004 » blop said "the aeroplane flies high... turns left, looks right." |
| On Fri Apr 23, 2004 » blop said "gen stop leaving yourself logged in." |
| On Tue Apr 20, 2004 » blop said "come up to meet you, tell you i'm sorry, you don't know how lovely you are. had to find you, tell you i need you, tell you i set you apart..." |
| On Mon Apr 19, 2004 » blop said "your hair looks like robert smith, brings to mind the word obsessed..." |
| On Fri Apr 16, 2004 » blop said "let's cut his whole BODY off!" |
| On Thu Apr 15, 2004 » blop said "am i the only one in this city with a smile on my face?" |
| On Thu Apr 15, 2004 » blop said "i'm not a urethra, you know." |
| On Sun Apr 11, 2004 » blop said "jess and i are bubble bath buddies." |
| On Thu Apr 8, 2004 » blop said "wrapped my hurt in you, and took my shelter in that pain... the opiate of blame is your broken heart." |
| On Wed Apr 7, 2004 » blop said "pink ribbon scars... they never forget." |
| On Fri Apr 2, 2004 » blop said "i saw a man using an empty wiskey flask as a walkie-talkie." |
| On Thu Apr 1, 2004 » blop said "actually..." |
| On Wed Mar 31, 2004 » blop said "sometimes i'm so happy i could just fucking cry." |
| On Fri Mar 26, 2004 » blop said "stupid fucking little snotfaced shits-herself." |
| On Thu Mar 25, 2004 » blop said "excuse me, but i just have to, explode." |
| On Fri Mar 19, 2004 » blop said "get it OVER with." |
| On Thu Mar 11, 2004 » blop said ".putting.dots.between.all.yr.words.is.the.new.black." |
| On Sun Mar 7, 2004 » blop said "celibacy is the new black." |
| On Fri Mar 5, 2004 » blop said "nice pantsFAGGOOTTTTT" |
| On Tue Mar 2, 2004 » blop said "fuck you, cake." |
| On Sat Feb 28, 2004 » blop said "Then the girl in the café taps me on the shoulder
I realize five years went by I'm older
Memories smoulder winters colder
But that same piano loops over and over and over" |
| On Fri Feb 27, 2004 » blop said "i leave
you with photographs pictures of trickery
stains on the carpet and stains on the scenery
songs about happiness murmured in dreams
when both us knew how the ending would
be..." |
| On Thu Feb 26, 2004 » blop said "why does my water taste so salty? here, try it. my name is lindsay and i'm so hairy i have to shave twice a day.
you're a bitch $#@" |
| On Tue Feb 24, 2004 » blop said "you don't need no money when you look like that, honey" |
| On Sat Feb 21, 2004 » blop said "she knocked me out with those american thighs" |
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