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» El_Presidente said
"electric dreams sux"
» PaT_ said
"show me the stairs to somewhere in the sky, show me a star and dont ask me why. show me the way to the place of love...."
» daFTWin said
"yeeaaaa squees nightmares"
» AngryChinchilla said
"i get to have nightmares of people telling me on grad day, "wtf r u doing here, u didnt graduate, u failed math! n multimedia!...UR GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!""
» little_sarah said
"*falls asleep happy* no more school :)"
» daFTWin said
"Fish heads Fish heads, eat them up Yum!.."
» daFTWin said
"pats silly :).. and looks good in dresses :p"
» PaT_ said
"*looks around* and who had the idea to brake into a university at 10:00pm and paint on the walls, and you call me crazy"
» ambear said
"pat you're psycho (heehee)"
» daFTWin said
"Pat.Rasing.Animals.Needing.Cancerous.Evaluation... its what he does best :)"
» daFTWin said
"Confusion is Sexy"
» AngryChinchilla said
"dont do that, ull ruin ur teeth!"
» PaT_ said
"*grinds his teeth*"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"What's your favorite toon? ;)"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"rainbowbrite, did you get a NUK yet? ... P.S: How's the lip? :P~"
» daFTWin said
"i gots i gots i gots i gots"
» moondancer said
"evaaaa!!! "
» daFTWin said
"megat.... yea damn i'd have to be like deaf blind and retarded not to know silly :p"
» PaT_ said
"tipwin"
» daFTWin said
"I can see 2 people inside a bathroom.. F.U.C.K.I.N.G.... Do you know who???"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"I know a certain terror child that needs a NUK ... :P her poor bottom lip... :P"
» little_sarah said
"whu?"
» daFTWin said
"heheeh toronto girls are nice and freindly and like to give and make me stuff :p"
» PaT_ said
"tipwin"
» nothingnopenope said
"cream cheese and pinnapple jam on bread could be used to bribe me to do things"
» El_Presidente said
"Meagat"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"The weekend is not long now guys! it is then the fun begins once again :P"
» PaT_ said
""i dont care if monday's blue, tuesday's grey and wednesday too, thrusday i dont care about you, its friday im in love.""
» djAmalgam said
"The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo."
» Purple_Lee said
""Love is the best and the worst thing for mankind""
» Purple_Lee said
"Life is like a box of Craker Jakes, you sometimes get a wicked surprise."
» PaT_ said
"your as cold as ice, your willing to sacrifice our love. you never take advice, someday you'll pay the price,"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"WaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZa !!!"
» El_Presidente said
"My dick is called truth.. cuz truth comes out of children's mouth. "
» PaT_ said
"You never really know a person till you climb into their skin and walk around in it."
» AngryChinchilla said
"mmmm freezing cold coffee at 10 in the morning"
» PaT_ said
"i dont quite know how to explain it, but iv never felt so sad but happy at the same time."
» daFTWin said
"A carebear is something that lives inside each and everyoneof us.. unless you rip open ur stomach and tell those little fuckers to get the hell outa there..."
» djAmalgam said
"More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes."
» AngryChinchilla said
"beware of old men driving who are wearing hats"
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