| » djAmalgam 39 year old virgo male From Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Is feeling heat up freestyle...
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Last On: | Wed Sep 26, 2018 @ 7:46pm |
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Music: | Acoustic, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance / Electronica, Disco, Drum & Bass, Electro, Folk, Garage, Hardcore, Hip Hop, House, Industrial, Instrumental, Jazz, Latin, Opera, Pop / Top Hits, Punk, Rap, Reggae, Rock-n-Roll, Soul R&B, Techno, Trance, World Music / Ethnic |
Dining Out: | American, Barbecue, Chinese / Dim Sum, Fast Food / Pizza, Greek, Indian, Japanese / Sushi, Mediterranean, Mexican, Seafood, Thai, Vietnamese |
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heat up freestyle | Jul 12, 2007 |
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Wanted !
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Single female asian vagina...unscented...preferably 18 to 40. Big tits is a plus. Girls with dog tits or missle tits will not be considered. Dog tits are those saggy little suckers that look like you breast fed a whole litter of puppies. Missle tits are those pointy ass cone shaped tits some girls have that can poke your eye out. ****ing gross by the way. Also..if your nipples are longer than your own ****ing thumb....you should be beaten with a garden hose for being a ****ing mutant. Call professor x and wolverine and ask to join the x-men you long nippled freak. You girls know who you are.
I don't offer much or ask for much in return. I'll pay for all the meals, drinks, movies, bubble tea, etc. I don't want anything from you except your body. All I expect from you is sex and loyalty. That's it. I don't care if you're funny, smart, or if you can juggle. I don't have many skills myself. I'm good at watching movies/tv/sports, eating, and having sex (this means satisfying myself only in bed...not you). I'll use your body like a household appliance to make myself feel good. If we argue...you will never win cause I'm stubborn and a dick. You can say goodbye to your really good-looking guy friends cause you're not gonna be "hanging out" with them anymore. I'll never ask for anal sex....unlubricated that is. Kidding. My only good quality I have to offer is that I'm a loyal person. Please leave comment or email.
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