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 | » M1N1M4L_FR34KKK said "That's why friends are for ..." |
 | » CMYK said "Clean la table, elle te le rendra joint!" |
 | » HeyYou said "Pierre qui roule n'amasse pas mousse." |
 | » Party_Girl said "Il y a ceux qui m'ont tenu la main et ceux qui l'ont lachée . Il y a ceux qui font ma joie et ceux qui l'ont gaché." |
| » CMYK said "utilise les retouilles!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Dans la vie si tu ne sait pas pourquoi tu te lève le matin, si tu n'aime pas la raison pour laquelle tu te lève, alors continue de dormir jusqu'au jour où tu feras un rêve, et là, tu auras ta raison de te lever" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Let's all have some phun!" |
| » Party_Girl said "ont lache pas ont est des pirouettes" |
| » CMYK said "Words are cheap, c'est le genre de phrase qu'on achete au K-mart" |
| » Party_Girl said "Vis tes rêves au lieu de rêver ta vie" |
| » CMYK said "Fuck it up ketchup!" |
 | » AliceInAcidLand said "Set your goals low and you won't be disappointed." |
| » Party_Girl said "i really want you to SHUT THE FUCK UP" |
 | » Vee-Vee said "She may be afraid of trees, but when push comes to shove she doesn't let you drink the shampoo! No matter how good it smells!" |
| » Party_Girl said "pret pas pret je pete" |
| » M1N1M4L_FR34KKK said "Prout Prout ! j't'un scout!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "excellence is not a skill its an attitude" |
 | » Gangbang_Girl said "Le bonheur est où on le trouve et rarement où on le cherche" |
| » Party_Girl said "DANCE as though no one is watching you, LOVE as though you've never been hurt before, SING as though no one can hear you, LIVE like heaven is on earth" |
 | » djCasTproS said "☆.尺丹山尺.★ One last try :D" |
| » Party_Girl said "your look is so wrong that its perfect" |
| » djCasTproS said "tas pas besoin de gps pour trouver mon coeur il es pres du tien..." |
| » Party_Girl said "without you i'll be ok" |
| » djCasTproS said "Faut que ça jute Faut ksa Faut ksa jute !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "boit un FUZE sa l'équilibre ton BUZZ" |
| » CMYK said "sau-ter-elle bi-o-ni-que" |
| » Party_Girl said "There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung" |
| » djCasTproS said "ALORS, Trésor tu chante comme un tenor meme en quatuor tu ressemble a boucle d'or ou encor tu tfont dans ldecor yo icite c est larmée ecoute les tambour-majors y vont te montrer la vrai technicolor tel un matador jtadow ktu soit la ou ktu dors." |
| » Party_Girl said "live hard, die young" |
| » djCasTproS said "en vérité je vous le dit !!!!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "silence screams out the truth" |
| » djCasTproS said "jpense pus mwé jai pus dplaster sh!t ALORS" |
| » Party_Girl said "cest bien d'etre bien mais cest mieux d'etre mieux" |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "Dance while you have the chance!" |
| » Party_Girl said "When the whole world fits inside of your arms
Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm" |
| » CMYK said "malune talume?" |
| » Party_Girl said "i hate everything about you, why do i love you" |
| » CMYK said "La photo est flou, ca devait etre drole!" |
| » Party_Girl said "qui se ressemble s'assemble" |
| » djCasTproS said "Tout le monde ment, mais personne ne dit : "je mens" ; tout le monde se réclame de la vérité, alors que dire "je mens" est la seule chose vraie que l'on puisse dire. ALORS" |
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