hahaha...for a sec I thought u were referring to me Seb... senior lazynesss....but hey, if you can't be lazy in the winter, when can you be lazy, or something like that...hehe...ugh

Ufot-be a lazy old fart

melons that dj are dope~ what up broken/blizzarts crew, I'm definately gunna try an hussle up some cash for this, my broke ass needs a mini-vacation in the form of a bar night wit dope choonz, I hope 2 be there, or I'll remain the unknown square, try and top that rhyme, if u dare...

Ufot-not remembering why you even started this crap...

and then one day they get drunk...baahhahahahaha...wtf, what were we talkin about here again...??

Ufot-getting sober?

Hi jeff, I'd like to include this little comic strip that I drew when I was six, about a robber who gets shot by these cops driving a volkswaggon...

Ufot-not bleeding all over urself, damn dry air...

for those of you who haven't heard the news yet, our beloved childhood friend Captain Kangaroo died today...just thought I'd let yall know...so if you are planning on rawkin' out 2nite, remember to have one fer the good old Captn'

Ufot-memories of a childhood from disapearing

Yo!

I was on a judge pannel recently and got to listen to Sixtoo's next official release, and damn, nice choonz...any one know em'?

Ufot-not getting bored of lego?

well, I didn't mean to snap at cha', I just get tired of all these play free for possible future booking potentials...anyways, I understand what your friends looking for, and good luck to him...

Ufot-worse things then a dead moose?

ya, perfect blue was pretty sweet too!

Ufot-that mushroom guy in the clouds ;)

ontheroadagain...I played league hockey for 12 years, and if u think hockey is an expensive "hobby", you obviously don't know much about dj'ing...in any case, sorry for callin' u a wanker, but pass that love on to your friend, and tell him to offer something, cause if they got drive there, thats gas money, if not, then cab money there and back....something...whatever, your business, let me stay out, even my advice has a price...

Ufot-not calling random peeps u dunno wankers fer spite points...

1.COWBOY BEEBOP!!!!(the original series)
2.LAIN!!!!!!(I'm not sure if that's how u spell it)

those are two of the best I've seen in the past couple of years, so I suggest checking em' out...

Ufot-not wanting to live in anime

oh man, if we're talking skanky beers, we gotta start a new thread, cause man, there are so many...! that'd be a good thread "skanky beers and their effects!" LOl

Ufot-not gettin sick off of skank brew

yaya, ok, kool, I thought so...k, lets go, other people, add to the dirty bar list...any one been to bar fly? hehe, that one should be added...

Ufot-drity damn beer!

free dj's eh?...well, it's good thing equipment, vynil, jam time, software and the rest come for free too...wtf! WANKERS!

Ontheroadagain-u wana free dj?grab your frikin cd' collection, bring a home system, and put the shuffler on random, there's a free dj!

Ufot-not wanting to xyan blade the head off of wankers...

cloud9ish...hmm, 90% sounds kinda high....60% maybe, afterall, I sincerely believe we have some of the most beautifull women on the face on the "civilized"/"free" world...course standards change from person to person, but at the very least, take it as a 'big up', you fine MOntreal gurlz!!!!!!

Ufot-not liking models, cause they're never real anyways...they are an equation : 25%makeup+25%lighting/setting+49%photoshop+1%natural looks=super model :P

lol...simon, u are the only one who could guess!!!! Yes, It was Miami's, however, since I like the terasse in the spring an summer, I rarely go there in the winter, and I guess thats what I get fer supporting durring the wintery season...anyways...lets see a list of dirty-tap bars...here we go...

-peel pub(i think we can all agree on dat)
-Miami(mostly in the winter it seems)
-Cock'n'bulls(sorry but the labatt barely tastes like it should)
-Casa del poopoo(damn dirty hippy rockers!)

....add some, build on the list and let me know what yall think...

ps-Damaged person, when u say the beer is usually 8-10%, wut kinda beer u talking about?

Ufot-not wanting anymore dirty beer!

lakes- it's a good deal, I bought a satelite p4m in aug fer 2k and it's already out of date :P

Ufot-an industry that just didn't slow down

I like to listen to stuff....

Ufot-that damn Milton and his dumb Dino friend!

yes papa-ricemaker, I'm eating my fair share, I dunno, like I said in the original post, most nasty-not-kool hangovers I firstly attribute to drinking in bars that are not the cleanest or the most expensive...

Ufot-not wanting anymore of that dirty beer!

way too thin...I bet if she fell down some stairs, she'd break all of her bones and she'd die from internal damage!

I mean seriously, she might have a super high metabolism, but it looks like she has a severe eating disorder, I dunno, she has the sex appeal of walking-talking skeleton with way too much makeup...way to look in-human an' gross...

Ufot-not vomiting cause of the crap thats out there...

ya...most bars, pitchers/pints are cheapper then bottles, but I get what you're saying...

Ufot-clean taps damnit!

yo, big ups to u 2 sebstar! but ya, u know what I mean man? I was in suffering land all day yesterday, like bad, and I seriously think it was cause the taps were dirty...anyways, it surely didn't speed up my recovery...

Ufot-not wanting that stuff anymore...

I dunno if anyone here drinks beer like I do, and has as much understanding and experience in the wonderfull land of hangoverism, but I frikin hate drinking beer from dirty/not so clean taps...I sincerely think its what killz me sometimes the next day, makes my stomach feel like crap, mucho headaches...I dunno, obviously the amount I drink can affect the overall impact, but still, dirty beer sucks>>I've been drinking at bars and I can actually taste the tap residue and my friends have even agreed, it sucks! Bars should not be allowed to serve beer from unclean taps, it's just no fun for anyone, and it might also cut down on the amount of peeps that get vomit stylez sick off of it too...anyways...

Ufot-bad things brewing in the stomach-sink

ya...stevie's kool...I remember one night, about 2 years ago, when me and my muzikal-genius roomate at the time(jamie), sat arround my pad listenning to nothing but stevie hits from throughout his carreer...unreal, I'd totally forgot how many tunes that man has sung, produced, written etc...

the craziest part, that I didn't know until my roomie told me, was that stevie actually played a lot of the instruments layed-onto the back of a lot of his tracks...tallented muzician fer sure, blind or not, the man definately feels muzik...

Ufot-not remembering that tune, u know that one ...

this time of year can be a downer for some people, it's true...my secrets? ganja, chocolate, ice cream, perogies, video games, ganja, web TV, movies, ganja, warm mittens/tuque, ganja & oh ya, ganja...

Ufot-things like...wut was u talking about again?

I think quitters should be perscribed liquid morphine to make it easier on everyone...hehe

Ufot-not wanting to smoke, n' smoke, n' smoke some more!

it's true, stranger things have happenned...on a lighter note, I've taught my cat to respond with a particular kinda meow when I ask him "..are u hungry?", he answers with a meow that sounds like "ya"...so cute...

Ufot-smelling like cat food?

bah...the end of the world was funnier, this one was kinda stupid and uber cliche...I felt like telling it to fuck off, not that it woulda cared...

Ufot-not yellin at in-animate objex

kool kool zeev, no worries mate

Ufot-making funny faces at urself in the mirror

datura is weird, 15 seeds is about right...who else has felt like a plant before?

Ufot-remember that time u were a plant...

well, on behalf of all small time celebs, it's a ruff life being criticized by many, but without us, what would people gossip about, right?

Ufot-not laughing at what u posted

weird, I don't like any new designs by Mac...I got a toshiba satelite and does the trick...it looks cold and robotish...

Ufot-sabotage?

I've quit before and I'm sure I'll quit again...though it is tough, I think I'm pretty hooked...I can go a couple of hours without one, but then the fevers start, and the shaking, can't sleep, stomach pains...then I have a smoke, and feel like money again...sometimes I like to think that my habbit is me smilling at the way the world is, even though I know that's just the vice it'self trying to subconsciously defend it from my arguments of quitting...doesn't anyone else get violently sick or react that way when without a cancer stick?

Ufot-stranger things then space dust?

it is true...then again, weed makes things seem new sometimes, I've met a lot people in this city that I don't see often, and when I smoke enough before I see them next, it's like I've never met them before...wait a second...

Ufot-waiting a second?

I cant argue with that...

Ufot-football games that just dont end

I usually go with my dad every year since I was a kid, I think I might drop by...ya the concept cars are always kool, too bad they often don't make it onto the market...

Ufot-loving cars, even though they help to poison mother earth

thought many may disagree, I honnestly think that that was the smartest thing I've seen u post thus far nfrm, congrats!

Ufot-not falling on your hungover face

nope, u r papa seb!!! ;)
BIG UP'S 2 IDJ CREW< NOISE MAKRS WOOOOOOT!!!!

Ufot-not being a noise maker...:(

no, seriously seb, we gotta jam sometime soon, that'd be ill....

and mizz finer tings, I will say hi if I recognize, your profile does u mucho justice, and u look framiliar, heck I mighta even met u b4, unfortunately, I lead an excessively busy/stressfull weekly existence, so I mighta forgot, but if u see me, smack me on the head a hello, mkay! (not too hard though pweeze...)

Ufot-tings like broken pots n' pans

awe...snap, well it makes sense, now u got loyalties to a private and personal crowd ;) so we must do this then sometime soon, kool :)

Ufot-broken records?

now I should make u a tshirt like the one I wear, it says "old fart" lol

Ufot-being old even though u weren't?