no show at da show cause of da baby yo?

Ufot-things like salty biscuits

well, I guess his antics on this board are the spirit of what I spoke, I don't know him in real life, so I have no clue what that kid is about...

Ufot-things like velveeta

seb...me thinks that we should smoke a bat 2nite?
u game?

Ufot-smokin banana leafs wit da MAN!

I'll be there...since it's pretty close to home ;)

Ufot-not falling asleep on one of those damn nasty couchs...

nfrm is beginning to remind me of people that used to get beat up in high school cause they were dumb and annoying...poor boy, thats prolly exactly what he is...

Ufot-stupid wanabes...yes they still sadly exist

".. NO DOING LINES IN MY FRIKIN HALL NYMORE! MKAY, THANKS!" :(

uFot-being angry, even though those damn kidz just wanted to have fun...

three decks=hard trance mixed wit hard tekno n' opera? lol... er was it cowboy choons, mixed wit dub and breaks...?er wuz it d&b mixed wit hip hop and classical instrumentals? er wuz it reggae in 45 mixed wit hard house and live comedy records...? or was it jazz mixed wit club house and folk riffs? I love mixin on 3 tablez...always something new, and the main vibe is...serendipity!

Ufot-not wanting a fourth ?

hehe, jeff I haven't found the time or cash too, but I will one day soon, I figured it out and it's not very complicated, and if it works, it would extremely interesting implications on the rest of my life... biomap myself? :P

Ufot-ur own DNA cause it was urs?

bwahahahaha... no kiddin eh seb? now it's beer this, and ganja that...

Ufot-feeling good on a friday...

yes...everyweekend...muwahahahahaha...the good old dayz...I got to one point where I was taking several in the same night, mixing and stuff, but I never drank alchohol back then, that prolly woulda done me in...ya, I guess I was taking a lot, but I was young and having fun, and seemed to have this insane tollerance, anyways, the good ol' dayz...

Ufot-trying to remember where ur damn shoes were?

ufot

...a co-worker told me today that she was blown away by the movie, and that some dude in it, I think his real name is billy or something, supposedly looks/acts exactly like me...discuss

Ufot-no being part of hollywood, even if they clonned u

haha...ahh, bah...ya, whatevers...

Ufot-no carring fir those likle pillz

alright! more meat for the grinder...are u ready for some nasty debauch-sessions and eventual self loathing, cause if the answers yes, u came 2 the right place baby, YA!!!

ufot-jokes that were brought to you by, the makers of bad jokes and other fine things! (joke batteries not included)_

6 actually happens to be my favorite number, and if anyone wants a faster peeling solution, please email me your oranges...um, ya

Ufot-fer the potato, when he only cared about that damn tomato!

I can remember the first time I ever really listenned to electronic music and liked it, it was before pillz, but I was really sick and had an insane fever, for some reason it sounded good and made sense, was it the fever? or the drugz? who knows...

Ufot-things little boy bands, cause they sucked ass!

haha, if britney was a dj, she'd prolly play HHC!!!
lol

Ufot-not falling on your face, after those damn kids fed u something weird

This thread is so whatever...good luck cherry, though if you're looking for non-dj/producer/promotor love, me thinks that you should search it out on another board...n-y-ways...

Ufot-laughing at that weird thing sitting in the corner...

I think that they should fill the potholes with the bodies of all of the x-mayors that promised to do something about them, yet never did...either that or fill them with trans fats, since they are so cheap to produce...hehe

Ufot-not wanting to pay for a broken carrige

I stopped doing it on a regular basis in '99, since then it seems to really have taken a turn for the worst...anyone remember the strawberry dayz???mmmmm...funtimes!

Ufot-things like good memories for the fun of things?

never liked it, never will...hhc has aslways sucked ass in my books, sorry folks, I'd rather listen to britney then molest my ears with that shiet...ewww

Ufot-for silence after death?

hmm...I haven't taken pillz in a long, long time, but back in the day, speed was definately one of my all time favorite party tricks, I was in "fastforward" fer quite a few years, and I loved every second of it, there were no nasty crack outs er nuttin, and I was in wikid shape, didn't lose any teeth or muscle, dance like mofo, and loved it... I don't know what you kidz are swallowing today but, it sounds like todayz pillz really suck...though I'm not surprised, when I stopped doin pillz was when the pill scene got mad sketch, greedy people suck ass!

Ufot-remember where u parked ur invisble car...

what if I'd said it to you, since me and steve see eye to eye on it...?

Ufot-things, u know...

oh Snap!literally! :/

Ufot-breaking bones?

hey soyfunk... all I can say is that I never looked at electronic music the same way after doing pillz... I don't think it's the only way to understand electronic music, but it definately helps... I dunno, thats just my opinion anyways, I don't think it applies to everyone, thats a little too broad, I wish I could put my finger on what it was that openned my eyes/ears/life to electronic music, but all I can honestyl make as a connection would be the drugs...

Ufot-going to lala-land?

I was a westie fer about 8 months...
Now I live in a bubble in the plateau...yay!

Ufot-not going to bifftek fer the like 1 millionth time!

um jeff, u should start selling them as pets, seems like you got the magic breeding touch...

Ufot-not wanting to throw away snails?

welcome to the wonderfull world of people who can spin more then one style...finally, another one...woot!(sarcastic tone...)

Ufot-falling asleep on ur decks...

I wana see that, I heard it was pretty ill... big ups to Quebec Film/Art/Tv Wooooot, STI!

Ufot-not wanting to stay home and eat cookie dough?

I'd like to ralph on this thread, but what do I know about rulp???...

Ufot-stupid people and won cause they were so stupid...

wow...

I don't really know where to begin, so I'll start by giving props to all who came out for NYE, what an insane night...yet again, brushing reality with kaos in a major way... sorry to all for the nasto-toilets and such, the flood, well...moses himself mighta helped, but no such luck, who'd a thunk it, after all these years, I've never seen a flood like that...anyways, my deepest appologies to all for those hanous affairs and especially to all who came but were not allowed entrance, for that I am also truely sorry. None the less, it was an insane night, and not the kind I will forget anytime soon...

ufot-the first post and not the last...welcome to 2004

Ps- for those of you who didn't know, Dj Dysklo is a good buddy a mine, and the last time we played a tag set was at the droyd party a month ago, and we set it off! So whatchout fer our Versus, cause it's gunna be off the frikin hook! It will be a thundering mix of tekhouse, disco, breaks, tekno and retro madness in dubtronik effecT!!!!plus bonus samplez and intro/extro materials...ya we are recording this one fer sure, and be sure to be warm and welcoming to Dysklo, cause this will be one of his first "underground" performances...promotors, take a listen to this one, it will count!

Ufot-exciting news about 2k4!!!!

as long as u get a stamp, no worries mate ;)

Ufot-being super stoked on NYE!!!woooooot!

Word up G...
um ezekiel... why don't you try finding one on your own, you know, like drive arround the city writting down numbers of factories or loft buildings with space to rent, it's kinda slow, but it works...

Ufot-not laughing at this newskool shit!

well, you can bring him if you want sammy, that security crack was just a joke...seriously....

Ufot-playing 50 cent???

thanks ma man!

Ufot-doing edits "all night long!"

eat lots of carrots, chew gum, drink lots of liquids, take deep breaths, exercise, do not hangout in places where people smoke for the first couple of weeks, and u should be a bit better...truth is, its a hard battle to win, and it means changing your life style, by a lot, but it can be done... take it one day at a time...and good luck!

ufot-trying to quit, cause smokin was so damn fun...

whatever, last time I saw them do a "live" set, their shit wasn't even plugged in... they could be the best producers in the world, but if they fake a gig, well, that makes them wankers in my books... I will never spend another dime on seeing them live or any of their tunes...

Ufot-not hating fakers

sammy, I promis u if you bring your pops, we can organize a likle surprise for him at the front door... has he ever been cavity searched before
?

Ufot-laughing when everyone else just cried

That would be kool, a future that was run by women, who knows what it would yeild...I'd say that women with lots of power are prolly just as corrupt as guys, accept that they look way hotter then the guys do... I dunno, as far as I'm concerned, I don't really care who's running shit, guy or girl, as long as shit begins to run a little better, like soon... I also have no ambition of becoming a house wife, but if my wife really wanted me to, I would for as long as I could, I'm down with cartoons and home studios for beat makin durrin "naptime"...

Ufot-no gettin baby spit-up on u

Sheeeeeiiiiiiittttt booooooyyyyyeeeeeeee!!!!!

Ufot-math wizards?