MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

I searched for the word "splinter" on Google....don't ask why....anyways, besides finding all kinds of pictures from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' rat, I found that picture...



look at the nurse in the back, she's like "WTF are we gonna go with this?!"

this is acutally true...."apparently"...

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit),

a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar
gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"
Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then
work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he
asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS

it is clearly about that

Big Pimpin'

they got a new album? That just goes to show how much I gave up on them.....

yeah ok but I thought of a Spinal Tap-type, not that type of mockumentary...guess I wasn't clear enough.

oh nevermind, I guess it's just a not a documentary but a mockumentary.

hehe that looks funny and informative at the same time....is Sergio Aran a Micheal Moore-type-o-guy?

yeah seriously, it did not impress me and I was a big fan....and I'd like to add that I saw they in concert back in 1998 at the Insomnia rave/fest along side Bran Vann 3000, A-Trak, Das EFX, Way Out West, Josh Wink, Dj Honda and a bunch more that I can't remember and I must add that The Prodigy must've beent he best show I've seen yet, then again I haven't been to a gazillion shows in my life.....

I have to disagree with that guess since I know many people who love this city and weren't born here like me though I've been here since Im 3 and then had an escapade in LAVAL OSTIE D'TABOUERE!....many people move here because they love it....check out the 450....our biggest wave of immigration after Boston or wtv.....ah yeah here's another, you know you're from Montreal when you says things like "Go back to Boston!"

you guys are so....ummm how could I put it?...racist!@@#%#$%#$%@$@#!@$%$






































































what have tacos done to you?!

so that's it?....I'm old news?...boohoohoohoo!

ouais ben j'esperes qu'on y joueras du Techno, ca feras different du House dans le Village hehehe

mais serieusement, laissez-vous pas faire....j'avoue que c'est poche si vous devez avoir recours aux memes tactiques que eux...genre, les stouler mais entk, faut pas se laisser marcher dessus.

it is so not rapper-wannabe....it is a black thing but it's not a "rapper" [ thing....com ] trop pas...oh snap c'est drole.....entk moi j'trouves but then again, I find rappers to be funny too hehe

hey thanks a lot for the link....sweet

fuck, that is so true

gigity gigity?

Gotta love the Drake...love the Drake!

I didn't get the Luba one though...???

aaaaww that's an adorable answer......faggot!

where's Waldo....I mean Carlos?

that's exactly what I thought it looked like hehehehe

no....nothing!

heille mange donc un gros char de marde!

hehehe I never thought of that....I'm just so addic...I mean, use to it.

I gotta say something though.......... honestly and seriously, Madforbrad is entertaining.

hhehehehehe well described

hahahahaha boots in dryer!!!! People don't say that anymore....I remember the1st time I heard that was back in the olden days at SONA when Tiga was spinning Techno hehehe. It's was a common phrase just like nowadays and "Trance sucks" :b

that's funny

I'm so silly but I still know when to call it a night...



CLASSIC....


LEVEL 4 ever!

here's some more butch glasses action...[\i]







this one has the gh3st look ev4r :b

BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!1111!

Neoform is fucking fucked fuck.....errr I mean retard :b

that shit is so 17th Century

Yas is totally checking out my burrito buns.....gigity gigity.....nice hair btw, for real.

Btw, FYI, the mask I was wearing for Halloween was Blue Demon's mask.



and a Guatemalan dude from East L.A. was at the party and he totally called it....ah my gente :b

wow dude, u totally know me!!!!!....I wore a wrestler mask for halloween and Dave Chapelle said on one of his comedy sets that he punched Mickey Mouse's head off at Disney World and everyone screamed "Oh my God! Mickey Mouse is Mexican"! hahahaa