No matter how much you try, you can't dare a chick to screw you, that would be just too easy..lol

J'ai deja ete frappe dessus par les coches de quebec, et la bas l'anti emeute sont un bande de calisse de malades, surtout apres les episodes des problemes aux partys de la st-jean.

I caught Fred... in the act... with his own camera, so i scored for us flash-blinded people everywhere on that.

Noah : I found this dude's driver license, bus pass and transportation card, but not the wallet with the 200$ in it.
*looks angelic*

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..
...
*gets smacked by Noah*
Ok ok, it's all lies, there is no 200$.
*gets smacked again*
ok ok, i won't kid about finding people's stuff again...

Is this another post-party emo-drama cat-fight gone past reality and onto the board?

A pelushe? oohh boy, celle la il faut que je la reutilise.

Analgram : Dude, Robin Williams will never be as entertaining as Fred so drunk he can't move from his chair, Mimi finding the stash of booze from the night before and bringing it, making her and fred completely wasted...the holy falafels...and Fred's roaming hands. *he he he*

The music was good, the vibe was good, Noah broke even ( or lost something like 50-100 bucks, which is totally doable ) so all is good. and you missed that for Robin williams?
SHAMEFUL! ;p

not only that, you have to... hum... manage the girls because they will always look for a way to shortcut their stage duties ( stage == no money from table/booth dances) so you always have to be telling the girls to get the fuck on the stage,now.

Maybe we should make some mod for carmegedon where you can use a gocart in a rave.

That would be like... just too addictive.
("Die junglists! die, happy hardcore fans!")

I have a friend that is a manager at an actual strip club. The money's good, but then his main problem is having to deal with PMS every day, since there is ALWAYS one of the hired help bitching at him for nothing, and trying to do as they please because they are beautiful women and beautiful woman are used to control men just because they can.

So the perks of his job is to be really nasty to skanky bitches and to fuck with their heads. So far, the only one perk that's durable ( the novelty of tits&ass wears out after a while).

Ahoy. Great party, but i wish people wouldn't play so much fucking hardcore already.

Bah, they'll grow out of it. It's all part of the self destruction trip people go thru.

I for one like plur, but then, i never hid the act that i was a freak. ;p

Today is my only day off so when i woke up, half asleep, i was very surpirsed to hear some jungle on TV. Apparently, it was an episode of " paranormal investigations" where the chicks from the unit decide to say wtf and go to an underground rave.

In said rave, some evil raver zombies ( that look like regular, run of the mill xtc ranting ravers to me ) essentially eat people alive for their energy ( I'm not even going to try to guess how badly the promoter is overcharging the guru here)... Of course they have to choose one of the paranormal investigation chicks to become zombie queen. Of course the geeky replacement DJ is the true zombie hunter of the bunch. Of course the guy that called for help from the paranormal investigation unit is the zombie king.

What i found hilarious is that for once, they kinda had the whole rave thing right...some industrial site...lights and projections...smart bar... well, except for the evil canibalistic raver zombie part, but hey.

Best quote : "You and your zombie freaks ate half this rave!"

naahh... if we have a sports section, people are going to start rating all the chicks on the board according to spunkiness, exercice levels and all kinds of other crap in preparation for the upcoming sex olympics.

If you just went "abheu?" that means exactly why there shouldn't be a sport section on this board : too dangerous...

*mumbles something about filty users*

ffuuuccckk man, i can't help you unless i got more accesses to your system, check this shit out man, this checklist is massive to get the shit to work.

[ httpd.apache.org ]

if it doesn't have naughty tentacles, it's not qualifying for the classic manga pervert catalogue.

bof, c'est faible ce truc.

I still dont'get what is so bashable about being emo. I'm not emo, so i guess it's not something i must understand.

Will you people chill the fuck down? C'est quoi ces ostie d'amanchures la pour un crisse de chapeau . crisse, les gens sont plus capable de se bitcher entre eux autres il faut qu'ils trainent un board au complet pour faire le sale boulot pour eux autres? trix a raison, Ya quelquechose de fucke raide la.

Chown the files to the suexec_user, change permissions to 700 and reload apache? working or not?

It's a known fact that noah shells out from his own pocket for the colo he has. He currently has enough hosting on his server to be able to pay half the colo money. that is why he's been offering DJ-files hosting for a few more bucks a month, so that he could hopefully be getting closer to having the server being paid by the community and by hosting deals with other clients.

fuck, if it's hot tomorow i'm getting my bike and gong to work on it. fuck this bullshit of waiting for the snow to clear : i need my exercice as i've restarted becoming fat with inactivity.

apache 2.* has different modules and ways to load stuff than the 1.3.foo versions. The only reason that i put the latest 2.foo version on my server was because i handcode my html by hand, and i don't need no fancy databases or cgis at all.

what version of suexec you got anyhow? And unix permissions are easy once you get the hang of em.

Unix permissions... and besides, i don't think you would want any kind of ownership on my mom.

I am my website.

my place with 2 extra roomies costs 350$ a month each, it's a 7 and a half near lionel-groulx/st-henri metro.

It's in St-henri. Most people won't even bother to fucking go in that nearborhood because they are scared shitless of a quebecois ghetto.

(edit) I might have one room available. i'll give more info a little bit later.

what are the permissions and groups on your php ( or whatever language is being called from the php script. perl? ). Modify permissions with chown/chmod and try it?

Je sais, il va celebrer vec la partouse officielle de [ rave.ca ]

hehhe

I put a banner to noah's site for free. Think what you want man, but noah's still the king pimp when it comes to the Montreal scene : Nobody else would be crazy enough to spend as much money on people constantly bitching each other for reasons which are pretty ridiculous most of the times.

hehe

I still have 2 of the 3 candy bracelets i was ever given ( i broke one off while doing badminton in CEGEP, fuck that's like so long ago ) and i still got a shitload of toys, googles, and popguns in my stuff ( including a motherfucking overkill 8-dart-nerf-autoshotgun ).

I don't think commenting on something she wrote to you is that much better. In effect it's like passing on something that somebody wrote you on a message board.

oh wait...

FUck, i can't use konqueror to view the site anymore because of the whole frames bullshit. rollback, come on.

Motherfuck!

I can;t open this page with konqueror anymore. FIX this shit noah, it ain't funny.

I must admit it is pretty barf-like .... but then again, it's not like i'm much of a master of webdesign-fu myself, especially when you check my webpage and see me emulating the russian military school of html design.

...because master spooky is 3vi1.
=p

(edit: for those interested in seeing the spooky banner in action, check this page out:
[ evilsmiley.org ]

sup noah. i need to know if you have any banners done for this site or the [ rave.ca ] portal, as i'm implanting some banners of places i go often on my domain.

Hopefully, i'll see you at your b-day next week.
--Dave

you should see their defenition of quebec and canada.

But one thing for sure: listing people in urban dictionary to diss them out is for the seriously capital L loser types.

Spookie == 1337 masta largo, in a parallel universe where he's a fat hardcore DJ.

Me, i don't like valentines, mostly because i'm very single and for the fact that people will fucking rub it in, and go "HA, least I GOT SOMEONE, bitch!".

And then i don't like the fucking desperation of people trying to reinforce this fucking propaganda by trying to go home with anything or anyone, just to prove they were not alone on valentine's day. It's just all so fucking bullshit.

Elexir, if you gonna shoot someone, might as well be me, since i'm mostly harmless and well...euu....male?

Wouldn't all that vinyl become kinda sweaty after a while, no? And frankly, i dunno about the ultra thin look myself...it's like, i'dd try to hug one of those chicks and i would be fearful to break them in half or some crazy shit like that.

I saw dawn of the dead the other day when i passed by movieland for some blaxploitation movies and some random assorted cheezy goodness.

I especially liked the part about the have krishna zombie, and that the zombie nurse was not killed in any part the movie.

"the only sucker that could miss with this gun is the one with enough money to buy it".
*reloads*
*scoped headshot*