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» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 24, 2007 @ 1:14pm. Posted in The worst sounds in the world.
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Dan Cook = crook. C'est le pire voleur de joke apres robin williams.
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 23, 2007 @ 5:58pm. Posted in House Music where is it ???.
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Sabi est-ce que tu spin encore quelque part? J'ai toujours aimer tes sets et j'irai ben te voir jouer un de ses soirs.
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 21, 2007 @ 12:27pm. Posted in House Music where is it ???.
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Anyhow, the house of today is not the house of 'old school' parties.
» Smurf replied on Mon Aug 20, 2007 @ 3:10pm. Posted in Red and I wars.. on rave.ca !.
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sur real
» Smurf replied on Mon Aug 20, 2007 @ 12:53pm. Posted in The Deep Fried Mars Bar.
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Ya, this is the ultimate heart attack tool.
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 2:12pm. Posted in who know.
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I finnaly managed to put a picture of me hanging out with host one (its a joke dude, please dont overreact :P )
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 11:37am. Posted in 10 tb303s + 1 808.
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J'ai essayer de faire un nouveau party acid mais j'ai manqué de temps (et d'intéret).

J'avais surtout pas le temps de chercher une salle. Si quelqu'un a une salle pas trop chere et propre, style 100 personnes, ca serait assez facile ce faire un petit party acid oldschool. On a juste a demander a Psonyk de nous livrer du bon vieux acid comme dans le temps. Si Paratonerf existait encore aussi, leur set a Birth of the Fairy etait tout simplement malade.
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 11:33am. Posted in who know.
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god im stupid. Midas not Milas, and Have not Has. God damn sleep deprivation.
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 10:48am. Posted in who know.
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But he does somewhat has Milas` Touch, except you substitute Gold for Crap.
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 10:46am. Posted in 10 tb303s + 1 808.
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acid anything is the best
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 5:49pm. Posted in who know.
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Originally Posted By HOST_ONE
Please please, enough of your pussy chatter. Show your face, or else you're invisible to me, infact you're banned.

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smurf no one wants to see your fucking face man, what the fuck do I care?


You asked, then you say you did not. See what i mean, you are the classic forum troll.



Stunna: Thats kind a mean, what did i do wrong here?

The event history:

ppl bitch DJ Milas (Rightfully so)
Host One posts in all caps:


YO MILAS SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOU, CAPICHE?


DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ME? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH? DO YOU KNOW THE HARD-SHIPS I'VE GONE THROUGH?

NO, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, LEAVE THIS SITE FOR GOOD AND I WON'T KICK YOU BRAIN THROUGH YOUR SKULL.

YOU FUCKING GOT THAT? OR DO YOU WANT TO KEEP MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE YOU FUCKING CHIN STRAP, DILDO FACE COWARD.

I FUCKING DARE YOU TO KEEP TYPING!

thats really overreacting and caring for something frivolous

so i say: you overreact man, like with that other dude you beat up

then he overreacts on me.

I fail to see how i'm a bad guy here. He attacked me first. Anyone defending host one on this one does it only on the interest of friendship, not wisdom.

Update » Smurf wrote on Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 5:50pm
update:

Also:

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YOU FUCKING GOT THAT? OR DO YOU WANT TO KEEP MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE YOU FUCKING CHIN STRAP, DILDO FACE COWARD.
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that is exactly what host one is doing, making assumptions about ppl. I think someone is an hypocrit.
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 4:56pm. Posted in who know.
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How do i set the image to show on my profile?
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 4:14pm. Posted in who know.
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English is my forth language, excuse me for not being the best ever at it. I would say i do not post my picture on the internet because I just don't see the point. I'm not a 16 year old who`s into this whole MySpace thing. If you want to go into insults, I'd say you should refrain from posting your pictures because you do look like an overgrown midget, with those short arms, but that isnt my kind of thoughts.

My whole point is that you overreact over internet discussions, and you just prove me right at every reply you make on this so small and so insignificant comment. You do overreact, take it like a man.

I'm done answering you.

Update » Smurf wrote on Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 4:18pm
update: I dont hate you or despise you or anything like that, i just find funny how you react so dramaqueen like to internet posts.
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 2:27pm. Posted in who know.
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lol, you are ridicule, but you probably know. That is exactly what i was talking about, overreacting, macho bravado "i can kick your ass" attitude.

Well, it just so happens that i probably kick your ass at Life, which i believe is quite important. :P
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 12:00pm. Posted in who know.
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Despite Milas being a douche, you have a tendency to overreact Host One, as seen previously was the guy you assaulted.
» Smurf replied on Wed Aug 15, 2007 @ 5:20pm. Posted in Open Bar !!.
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Originally Posted By DMTIO
hmmmm you gotta calculate how much your permit is going to cost, and how much the alcohol is gonna cost.

And remember, you can return any un-opened bottles to the saq for a full re-fund.

Then you gotta figure out which kind of alcohol to stock. Whenever I'm working and people do there own open bar, all they usually bring is like: vodka, rum, scotch, wine and beer. But then again where I work there is no cover charge.

If it were up to me, I'd raise the price to like, 30-40$ for open bar and have people without open bar get a special bracelet. Then have someone walk around and beat the shit outta anyone he sees drinking without an open bar bracelet.

For a rave I'd probably stock... Tequilla, Vodka, Rum, Jack and beer like hell... meyabe a lil less tequilla

Then If you want some commonly mixed drinks to be available I'd bring, Grand-marnier, triple sec, bailey's, amaretto and southern confort.

Then don't forget Sour Mix, and Grenadine, then all your juices: Orange, cranberry, Lemon, Lime, pineapple. and Soft drinks: coke, 7-up, soda, tonic, and maybe ginger ale.

I'd forget about regular gin cuz nobody ever orders it unless there older then 60 years old, or want to act cool and order a singapore sling. If you want to be able to make martini's you might want a bottle of white cinzano. Fuck the red stuff and all the other random aperitifs(campari, averna, dubonet ect)

Erm I also omitted brandy and creme de menthe. Brandy is basically cognac not made in cognac France. (fuck cognac too expensive) The only reason I'd see you wanting either is if you wanted to make stingers or like irish cofee. If you want stingers just get the white creme de menthe. Forget about the green one.

Also if your serving red-bull, you might as well pick up a bottle of jagermeister. Jager -bombs are becoming pretty popular.

One thing you can do if you don't want to waste too much money, is that near the end of the night, you can stop opening new bottles in an attempt to finish off what's already open.

good luck, hope that was useful.


just so i know, i though Gin-Tonics where still popular? I'm mistaken?
» Smurf replied on Wed Aug 15, 2007 @ 3:43pm. Posted in Open Bar !!.
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Originally Posted By MOONDANCER
Girls rarely spend more than 20$ on booze in the first place so it isn't worth it for them.


we dont know the same girls :(

Also, check out for a sponsorship. Maybe you can get free beer if you put some Molson Ad in the bar. (Know some ppl who used to do college parties and always got the beer for free or very cheap, given some advertising.)
» Smurf replied on Wed Aug 15, 2007 @ 12:27pm. Posted in who know.
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Mon père a un poster de Brel et Brassens fumant la pipe en buvant un petit ricard :P
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 14, 2007 @ 5:17pm. Posted in who know.
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I rock more than you might think!

Now here's one of brassens' most infamous song, got him banned from church and the likes!

(I'm writing it from my memory which is sometimes flaky, so might miss stuff, but it is a good read, despite how long it is!)

Les chansons de salle de garde ont toujours ete de mon goût..
Et je suis bien malheureux.. car de nos jours on n'en cree plus beaucoup.
Pour ajouter au patrimoine folklorique des carabins.. folklorique des carabins.
J'en ai fait une.. putain de moine.. plaise a Dieu ou qu'elle plaise aux copains.. ou qu'elle plaise aux copains.

Ancienne enfant d'marie-salope Melanie la bonne au cure..
Dedans ses trompes de fallope.. s'introduit des cierges sacres.
Des cierges de cire d'abeille plus onereux.. mais bien meilleurs.. plus onereux.. mais bien meilleurs!
Dame! la qualite se paye a saint-sulpice.. comme ailleurs.. a saint-sulpice.. comme ailleurs!

Quand son bon maitre lui dit : Est-ce trop vous demander Melanie..
De n'user par delicatesse.. que de cierges non encore benits ?
Du tac au tac elle replique moi.. je prefere qu'ils le soient.. moi.. je prefere qu'ils le soient.
Car je suis bonne catholique.. elle a raison.. ca va de soi, elle a raison.. ca va de soi..

Elle vous emprunte un cierge a Pâques.. vous le rend a la Trinite.
Non.. non.. non.. ne me dites pas que c'est normal de tant le garder.
Aux obseques d'un con celebre, sur la biere.. ayant apercu, sur la biere.. ayant apercu...
Un merveilleux cierge funebre.. elle partit a cheval dessus, elle partit a cheval dessus!

Son mari.. pris dans la tempête la pimpolaise etait en train
de vouer, c'etait pas si bête.. un cierge au patron des marins.
Ce pieux flambeau qui vacille Melanie se l'est octroyer, Melanie se l'est octroyer!
Alors le saint cet imbecile laissa le marin se noyer, laissa le marin se noyer!

Les bons fideles qui desirent garder pour eux.. sur le chemin
Des processions.. leur bout de cire doivent le tenir a quatre mains..
Car quand elle s'en mele.. sainte vierge.. elle cause un desastre, un malheur, elle cause un desastre, un malheur!
La Saint-Bartholomy des cierges.. c'est le jour de la chandeleur, c'est le jour de la chandeleur!

Souvent quand elle les abandonne.. les cierges sont perimes.
La sainte famille nous le pardonne.. plus moyen de les rallumer.
Comme elle remue.. comme elle se cabre.. comme elle fait des soubresauts, comme elle fait des soubresauts!
En retournant au candelabre.. ils sont souvent en p'tits morceaux, ils sont souvent en p'tits morceaux!

Et comme elle n'est pas de glace, parfois quand elle les restitue
Et qu'on veut les remettre en place ils sont completement fondus.
Et comme en outre elle n'est pas franche il arrive neuf fois sur dix, il arrive neuf fois sur dix..
Que sur un chandelier a sept branches elle n'en rapporte que six, elle n'en rapporte que six!

Melanie a l'heure derniere a peu de chances d'être elue
Aux culs benits de cette maniere aucune espece de salut.
Aussi, chretiens, mes tres chers freres c'est notre devoir.. il est temps, c'est notre devoir.. il est temps..
De nous employer a soustraire cette ame aux griffes de Satan, cette ame aux griffes de Satan!

Et je propose qu'on achete un cierge abondamment beni
qu'on fera brûler en cachette, en cachette de Melanie.
En cachette car cette salope serait fichue d'se l'enfoncer, serait fichue d'se l'enfoncer..
Dedans ses trompes de Fallope.. et tout serait a recommencer.. et tout serait... a... recommencer!
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 14, 2007 @ 3:24pm. Posted in forget photoshop... this is the shit.
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omg, please buy it and dont d/l it! They also use my code and everytime you dont buyit, i don't make 2 bucks :(.
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 14, 2007 @ 3:20pm. Posted in who know.
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Brassenscore? J'embarque a fond... Quand je pense a fernande.. je bande.. je bande.. quand je pense a felicie je bande aussi! Quand je pense a Leonore, bon dieu je bande encore... mais quand je pense a lulu la je ne bande plus... la bandaison papa ca n'se commande pas!

Ou ma preferer:

Jamais sur terre il n'y eut d'amoureux.. plus aveugles que moi dans tous les ages. Mais faut dire qu' je m'etais creuve les yeux.. en regardant de trop pres son corsage

Une jolie fleur dans une peau de vache.. une jolie vache deguiser en fleur, qui fait la belle et qui vous attache, puis qui vous mene par le bout du coeur!

Le ciel l'avait pourvue des mille appas qui vous font prendre feu des qu'on y touche. l'en avait tant que je ne savais pas... ne savais plus où donner de la bouche!

Une jolie fleur dans une peau de vache.. une jolie vache deguiser en fleur, qui fait la belle et qui vous attache, puis qui vous mene par le bout du coeur!

Elle n'avait pas de tete, elle n'avait pas l'esprit beaucoup plus grand qu'un de a coudre.. Mais pour l'amour on ne demande pas aux filles d'avoir inventer la poudre!

bon ma m'arreter la, je connais sa discographie par coeur..
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 14, 2007 @ 3:13pm. Posted in Open Bar !!.
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I will never go to a 20$ open bar, because odds are i wont get 20$ worth of alcool. But my theory is probably opposite of what you thought right now (smurf you cheap unable to drink bastard).

At 20$, which is quite a low price, given most ppl can easily down 6 beers at 4$ each (bar prices), you'll need to make your money somewhere, and that somewhere will be: not enough bartenders! Thats always what happens in open bars. You get two beers, go make the line up, drink your beers in line up, finish beers, wait in line up, get to bar, and repeat.

I'd gladly pay 40$-60$ if 1) Service is great, meaning there are numerous waitresses and ppl attending the bar and 2) The alcool has not been watered down.

It usually costs me way above that price when i go out (of course its cuz i act like its an open bar but do pay :( )

So in conclusion, 10$ open bars will have no service, watered down alcool, and the worst possible beers. 40$+ open bars will usually have good service, good alcool, good to great beers and free snacks.

Also, keep in mind you are asking on a forum where most ppl dont seem to have the legal drinking age :) and are also quite broke. Not that there is anything bad with that, except that it does skew the gathered data.
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 10, 2007 @ 4:05pm. Posted in Appartement à louer.
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i'd take it as its like 50$ more than where i am and 1 more room and i dont have to be as near of a metro as i am now since i got a car. BUT, too quick, i'd have to find someone for my own appartement and dont have much time for that
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 10, 2007 @ 11:26am. Posted in Osti d'cave de newbee poche.
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Moi je suis d'accord avec les autres. Le cave dans l'histoire c le gars qui fait pas des backups a tous les jours. Messemble c'est assez evident. Tu travail sur de quoi qui vaut du $, du temps, etc. Tu fais un backup tous les jours. Ou minimum au deux jours. Fuck ou je travail on le fait a chaque heure. Pi moi j'en efface des dbs. Pasque je sais que les admins ici sont pas cave pi que ya des backups.

Tk, quand a moi, le gars est un peu cave, mais le gars qui fait pas de back up est plus cave.
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 10, 2007 @ 8:55am. Posted in prelude 2000 a vendre au plus vite.
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Ca fait quand meme deux annonces de char qu'elle poste. Ca commence a faire Spam pas mal
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 9, 2007 @ 5:20pm. Posted in another video.
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lol, that guy when he 'swallow his noses' looks like the predator
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 9, 2007 @ 11:38am. Posted in oh no!!! Danny the tourettes guy is dead! :(.
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Originally Posted By CANO
Originally Posted By Daf
qu'est-ce qui fais a jaser tout seul dans le frigdaire à 4 pattes? je comprend qu'il ait une maladie, la tourette, mais je vois pas le lien avec le fais qui traine, sans rien faire, devant le frig.


Le pire c'est que la tourette ne cause pas ce genre de comportement.


que ca soit une joke ou non, OUI le syndrome de tourette peut présenter les comportements de ce gars la, lorsque la personne est séverement atteinte. La plupart du monde connaisse le syndrome selon ce qu'ils ont vu dans Deuce Bigalow, ce qui est juste un petit sample de comment le syndrome affecte une personne. (Un peu comme le monde qui pense l'autism ce presente juste sous la forme depicter dans Rainman)


[ www.tourettes-disorder.com ]

ne généraliser pas et renseignez-vous!
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 9, 2007 @ 11:30am. Posted in brazil dnb/breaks? rio info?.
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Actually, by night, dont stop at red lights, just go through. (I am not kidding)
» Smurf replied on Wed Aug 8, 2007 @ 6:08pm. Posted in Daft Punk!!!!.
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Ya no shit, i'm trying to figure out a way to go see them in NY tomorrow, just cuz that show was so great. Danced the whole set and i'm usually the guy that enjoys listening and does not dance!
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 7, 2007 @ 3:43pm. Posted in Play Station 2.
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Celui sur sega master system.
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 7, 2007 @ 2:39pm. Posted in Sport Extreme Extreme.
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[ www.technovelgy.com ]

pense pas en avoir les moyens, mais maudit que j'aimerai ca essayer!
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 7, 2007 @ 11:18am. Posted in Moi j'ai hate a ce soir.
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c'est gratuit si tu va t'inscrires sur le site je pense:

[ www.mas-forever.com ]

faut rsvp pour etre inscrit sur la liste.
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 7, 2007 @ 11:15am. Posted in Play Station 2.
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I did and it was no help. (I messed up previous post, its boss #7 that i cant beat)
It says shoot the boss, thats what i do, doesnt appear to do any damage :(.

On the other hand, i found out there was a secret level.
» Smurf replied on Tue Aug 7, 2007 @ 11:02am. Posted in Moi j'ai hate a ce soir.
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Et vous? Filez-vous Daft?
» Smurf replied on Fri Aug 3, 2007 @ 3:26pm. Posted in Play Station 2.
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im sure it did.

Can anyone tell me how to beat the 6th boss? (its like a glowing eye in the right of the screen and things that come out of tunnels from south and north).

I've been stuck at that boss for 20 yrs not knowing where to shoot. And the big issue with r-type is you only get one life, cuz when you die, you lose all your weaponry and speed and therefor its impossible to survive (If you die after level 4, you are pretty much fucked)
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 2, 2007 @ 4:27pm. Posted in another theory about the bible.
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We could start another thread tho. I don't mind debating this, even tho ppl do not change their minds on things like these, even when showed proof. I know first hand. I cannot accept that God exists as the Bible describes He, yet someone has made a very convincing case on this and forced me to document myself.
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 2, 2007 @ 3:12pm. Posted in another theory about the bible.
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To be nice to you masa, i will refrain from answering him. :P
» Smurf replied on Thu Aug 2, 2007 @ 2:48pm. Posted in another theory about the bible.
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Si vous prenez vraiment la peine de faire des recherches poussés (et scientifiques) au lieu de vous laisser dicter votre pensé par des documentaires bien éditer a la Moore, vous arriveriez a cette conclusion: Il est plus probable que Dieu existe qu'IL n'existe pas.

Sur ce, bon débat.
» Smurf replied on Wed Aug 1, 2007 @ 3:57pm. Posted in trade name infringement eat my ass.
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I say change names. I actually knew of that meek before i knew of you, and i though you was he that moved to quebec.
» Smurf replied on Mon Jul 30, 2007 @ 3:38pm. Posted in Où trouvez-vous vos fringues pour raver.
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c vrai le coat est tres hot.
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