el leader maximo.
your views as skewed.

I'll have you know that Ottawa has an incredible series of parks and recreational activities that you can do. You hate Ottawa because you were dropped off there once without your parents and we can understand that.

emotional rape.
whatevs bud

ottawa has a club called Surface. Nuff said.

nicole ritchis is a major heroin addict.
she nows does vicodin

dudes...
Ottawa is kicking montreal's ass last time I checked it out.

The Hiltons

Paris Hilton
Your Nissan sits in my garage
as I motion to carress your transmission
a video pops up of your infra-red excapade
Second Cup meet me there
as we discuss our futures
but we have no future in this apocalyptic salad
SUM 41, they got the bum rap
you like hard shafts in the appendix
you like veal
we watched that movie, but your twat was burning.
it was shimmering like a sabre and wet like a broken paddle
American Gladiators
you say that you love nature
your sorcery betrays people with lazers
Lionel's kid is white
but is black on the inside like Chris Lee
London Broil
Chris broiled when cut from the third film
but no room for the geriatric
witness Maestro at Sega City
becuz he has no funds

Emotional Rape

Don't change the remote
when it is on
I wait all day for Law & Order

Concerned Citizen

The fifth element was due back eons ago.
you can't make me do anything
as I eat this Drumstick fine ice cream treat
and witness the wetness that is your cervical gland
I will watch the sales at Holt Renfrew
and attempt the consumption of a large donair
in your lair.
Concerned citizens in the east
face violence in the West
The Wink's on Montreal Road
is home to hypocrisy
and demolition
Demolition was the finest tag team operation
next to Tito Santana
who's green card expired when locked with Ricky Steamboat
Vince Mcmahon
has no plan
for the man
with the lifetime ban
Ponder the thought of confrontation
sexual molestation of the highest order
is occuring in our pantries of power
and deceit is in halls of justice
likened to an iron lung used by the Colonels.
keep the skin of the champion on a desktop on a notebook computer
as i watch this used copy of Blind Melon's greatest hits
and wear an EMF shirt signed by Staggered Crossing
we will have a drink of pure Blade blood
Wesley Snipes is the daywalker
but in 50 years he will use a walker
as will the
millions

FUCK ME

-chris s. 1987

I know I know...

OKAY...really....I stupidly included my e-mail address to the nerds, and now they are all including me on their virginal nerd e-mail banter....

fackin help moi

guys....who likes Holly Mcnarland?
I DO

LOL wikkid like P.O.D.

As a reference...the I'm not talking about N.E.R.D....I am speaking on actual nerds.

jesus....one of them saluted the other nerd because of the e-mail....

deejay ridou

I burn spliffs like jiffs
mad jiffs
like P.O.D. I'm alive
so I strive
to burn my wives

I just received potentially the most gay e-mail on earth from a well known and notorious Ottawa NERD.

What do I do?

btw....cham's probelms are worse than mine, because he might have to live with him, and withstand an incredible hit.

Welcome To Ravewave,

Once, Chameleonic and I were chillin on a O.C. Transpo sippin A&W Root beers and losing our minds like Gloria Estefan.

We sauntered into the Village Deli, asked for 3 deli trays, left, hopped on our parked Vespas and proceeded to inspect the parliament buildings. We met up with Jacques, the local drunkard who hangs with the cats on Parlie Hill, and he entrusted is with a key to the tower. We compromised his trust and went up to the tower and checked out the flag.
Chris slipped and fell, and we began to re-enact the end of the New Line Cinema feature Judge Dredd, where Armand Assante and Sylvester Stallone come to terms with their relationship as brothers while negotiating one's death by falling from the Statue Of Liberty.

think about that

I bust rhymes like Leann Rimes

bottom line: sauce

bottom line: sauce

I like it. I fully feel that a quarter chicken dinner is sufficient enough for a full meal.

who agrees?

I was into my friend for a while, and then she started going out with my sister.

what's up with that?