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Erotic Poetry
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» chameleonic replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:25pm
chameleonic
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SEXY SEXINESS

bulging stumps and slimey slits
multiple aching urethras and various throbbing clits
break off a piece off ass, like heaven's crust
unzip my jeans as we listen to sevendust

unleash

erotic fishsticks
sexual crabcakes

slapping hips like a frightened walrus's flippers
you will know bliss as i tweak your nippers
close your peepers and think of spain-o
as i unclock your hole with my penis drain-o

wafting

scents of cooze
stenches of meatloaf

i will impregnate your uterus with my sexy sexiness
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pubjazz replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:27pm
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LOL wikkid like P.O.D.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» chameleonic replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:27pm
chameleonic
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come on people join
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» chameleonic replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:28pm
chameleonic
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THAT'S A 3 POINTER

as i step back out of the key
and dribble my nuts around your open mouth-hole
i take hold of my meatloaf pee-pee
and 5 steps back as i take aim and control

i fire a spermtastic fireball

the arc is incredible

...

...

swish! right into your waterhole

that's a 3 pointer
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:31pm
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-Don't wanna meet your daddy, just want u in my caddy
Don't wanna meet your mama, just want to make u comma -

Andre Ice Cold 3000
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pubjazz replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:32pm
pubjazz
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FUCK ME

-chris s. 1987
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:33pm
cloud9ine
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lol

chris

that first one was awesome like nick nolte's teeth
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» chameleonic replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:34pm
chameleonic
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thanks
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pubjazz replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:35pm
pubjazz
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Concerned Citizen

The fifth element was due back eons ago.
you can't make me do anything
as I eat this Drumstick fine ice cream treat
and witness the wetness that is your cervical gland
I will watch the sales at Holt Renfrew
and attempt the consumption of a large donair
in your lair.
Concerned citizens in the east
face violence in the West
The Wink's on Montreal Road
is home to hypocrisy
and demolition
Demolition was the finest tag team operation
next to Tito Santana
who's green card expired when locked with Ricky Steamboat
Vince Mcmahon
has no plan
for the man
with the lifetime ban
Ponder the thought of confrontation
sexual molestation of the highest order
is occuring in our pantries of power
and deceit is in halls of justice
likened to an iron lung used by the Colonels.
keep the skin of the champion on a desktop on a notebook computer
as i watch this used copy of Blind Melon's greatest hits
and wear an EMF shirt signed by Staggered Crossing
we will have a drink of pure Blade blood
Wesley Snipes is the daywalker
but in 50 years he will use a walker
as will the
millions
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» chameleonic replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:39pm
chameleonic
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absolutely beautiful.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Jan 29, 2004 @ 4:37pm
zz.ee.vv
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hamburger servin emcees,
suckas rhyme with glee

spittin bout purple clouds

and green trees

anyone who only the surface sees

will prolly think
that when i scratch behind my ears
im tryin' ta shake da fleas

but i rhyme with ease,
word to tha killa bees steez

all i try to do when i mc
is the crowd please

so if you simply cannot swallow a verse
with a curse

you prolly been suckin moose balls
so go ride a fuckin hearse

skip the following rhyme
dont bother reading them lines

cuz this one aint gonna be
all clean, scraped out, and shine,
cuz i rhyme dirty tonight.

aint tryin to pick a fight,
but, if i see a juicy nipple on a boob,
i bite

what did i do last night?
good question, aaight,

brought two honeys to my bedroom,
grabbin em tight

one was tellin me about how guys
use to treat her like shit

soon enough though she shut up about it,
as i licked her clit
sheeit,

always making sure that good skin i hit

left em all over eachother,
as i rolled a j, sweet

when i sparked that shit,
the gurlies their tongues split
told me they decided to compete,
who can longer suck on it

life's the shit,

when you got a fuckin joint in the left hand,
two honeys on your dick,
and in the right a heineken

straight to Zen

i was headed.
Pleasure was embedded

like an embryo
threesomes are awesome, yo

outside, i could hear that stormin snow

almost as rampaging as the honeys who me blow,
"ho ho ho"

like a Santa i excitedly go
in my flow

with the difference between us being
that, on me, mah bro,
no red hat you're seeing

i'm all about
strictly jimmy hat stylez.

in the back seat of a car
going far
i can fuck for miles

have no need for viagra viles
i can go for hours all natural stylez

aint a fag, but i smooth my fingernails with a file
so that i can reach a honey's g spot soft,
like a peristyle

make gurls smile
reconcile
visiting my domicile

ladies flock to me, make em cum on jacuzzi tiles

after i take off their confining textiles
make their stay evidently worthwhile;

sometimes even booty i defile
anal style
eat pussy like i was a crocodile,
tongue freestyle
if you a hot honey all you gotta do
is dial
my celly number and gimme your profile.

PEACE.
Erotic Poetry
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