That was my sign I brough it from home to the party dude... I dunno who took it from my pile of stuff... Whatever the case I have lots of signs but still not happy that someone took it from me without asking...

I definately have more!

kissing

Kafwin's Cloud 5 pictures are now online finally...

rainy day memories

Yah the whole set sounds the same... It's not really dancable though! I hope you have some more upbeat vinyls for the party!

phat

Nice track...

I like my 4 channel mod music...

[ www.nymphonics.com ]

Let me know what all you experts think :)...

who?

I wanted to attend the meeting but stupid alarm clock was set for AM and not PM so I slept through the night (which was much needed I guess)... Next time I guess...

I don't mind... I find that rather exciting TrancY ;)... My mine ;)

No I definately need some penetration happiness when I girl from out of town sleeps in my bed... But just think you'll be happy also!

Lollipop 3
Cloud 5 (more to come)
Mandala

Someday...

minimum salary

Toronto has a fun scene since everyone is too pumped by the media, when the party it's like a free from that most of the time...

If Pam slept with me I would consider her an escort and then I would pay for her to come down, but she would have to sleep at my place every night and take care of my needs and do me many favours... I'm dreaming already...

This option will be available soon. It's an agenda online where you can post stuff and add events to see on your personal calendar...

More soon...

I have like 50 of my flyers which I printed from work (I'll print more next time I work)... I'll also print some of yours Tipsy...

My shitty flyer is online for people who wanna see it... I guess it will be replaced by a better one someday...

[ www.rave.ca ]

grabbing...

Yah the pitchers are pathetic there and I don't think the sangria are good there... I even think Cine Express have better sanrias... Maybe it's because some chick who never made them before served me and forgot to put the alcohol in...

Arn't the from montreal Green Velvit... People who sing red red wine...

I'll play it... I need the mic back scott ;)

I'm not 100% positive about this but there will probably be a small party on April 13th with 100+ people on April 13th. Find someone that you know to get information on this party...

It's a clean space for all you people worring that it's going to be dirty... But don't bring nice clothes since you never know... Also bring a jacket to stay worm just in case it's cold...

Also anyone who knows information on this party DO NOT POST IT ANYWHERE. The people doing this party dont't want to get in trouble!

just the way i like it...

the macarena

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that. I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.

I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex.

If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding or other crystals which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or strong enough to make a watch stop this would be great.

Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks

Yes alex...

Send her my way... If she has a pussy I'd like a piece of it...

yiddish

^^^^ is my sugar girl...

No one knows breasts like me... I touched a lot of them... More then can be counted by 10 people...

(Stolen from a post on the Montreal Apple Core)

"83 Ways to Trash Your School" 6/23/86
---------------------------------------

Liberate your life! Smash your school! The public
schools are slowly killing every kid in them, stifling their
creativity and individuality and making them into
non-persons. If you are a victim of this one of the things
you can do is fight back.

This chapter is not written for people who are not yet
sure whether school is good or bad. It is written for
students that realize the way that compulsory education and
grades destroy the natural curiosity so many children
feel... Who realize how the tracking system keeps the poor
people and minorities in our society on the bottom while
keeping the rich and powerful on the top... Who realize the
danger of teaching complete obedience to authority and who
are fed up with the racism and sexism in schools. It is
written for students who have "gone through channels" trying
to correct these problems and who are tired of helplessly
waiting while the schools destroy more and more minds each
day. It is written for young people who realize that because
they are trapped in school they don't have a chance to learn
what they need to know to create a free and good life.

Before trying any of the ideas in here you should think
about the effect they will have in view of the situation in
your particular area.

Not all of them will be effective at all times in all
areas. If you think of other ideas please send them to us
so we can print them in future editions.

What You Can Do...

1. Get a syringe (minus the needle) or similar device.
Mix two tubes of epoxy glue with a little rubbing alcohol.
You now have about half an hour to fill locks, door jams,
etc., before glue hardens. If you can't get the epoxy glue
and syringe, a tube of airplane cement can also be used
although it is not as permanent.

2. An alternative use for the syringe is to pretend to
shoot up while a teacher is watching. If they speak to you
tell them you have to do it because school is so horrible.

3. Call the school and leave the phone off the hook. The
way some (but not all) phone systems work this will tie up
their phone for as long as yours is off the hook.

4. Protest U.S. aid to reactionary regimes abroad by
defoliating plants around the school or by digging a bomb
crater on the front lawn. When the ecology freaks complain,
ask them where they were when the U.S. was doing the same
thing to Indochina.

5. Draw or paste something "obscene" on pull-down wall
maps or movie screens.

6. Get some of the punch cards that your school uses for
taking attendance. Punch new holes in them either with a
keypunch machine or a screwdriver. Then switch the cards
with others wherever they are stored.

If you can figure out the code the cards are punched by this
has even more possibilities. You can often be just as
effective without actually repunching the cards by
redistributing them a few days after you collect them
(particularly when they're used for attendence).

7. Start an information service to let new students voice
their opinions and warnings about the teachers and
administrators before enrollment day.

8. Bad food? Have a good old fashioned food riot.

9. In gym classes or in hallways between classes have
massive searches for "lost" contact lenses telling people
not to walk through the hall or "you might step on it".

10. If your school still has a dress code, protest it,
having everyone do something disruptive that does not
violate the code. For example, dye your hair green with
food coloring.

11. Free all the animals in the biology classroom.

12. Write a "consumer report" on the "education" you've
been consuming. Distribute it to parents at school
functions.

13. Periodically have students go to the office to have
some rumor confirmed or denied.

14. Perform citizen's arrests of administrators for
destroying the minds of youths, then telephone the police to
come and take the criminals into custody. (This would be an
excellent guerilla theatre action.)

15. Rip off dishes and silverware from the cafeteria,
towels from the gym, stencils and paper from the duplicating
room, layout equipment from the art and drafting
departments, tools from the wood shop, and light bulbs from
the sockets. Give them to a needy movement group.

16. During lunch turn on and light all the gas jets in
the science labs.

17. Demand to see your school records on file. (Everyone
can see them.)

18. You can make a very effective fuse by inserting a
non-filter cigarette in a book of matches so that it touches
the head of some matches and will ignite them when it burns
down that far. Then loosly crumple paper around the matches
and cigarettes so that they are hidden. Toss it in a
wastebasket or any other area with a lot of papers,
preferably in the office. It takes 5 minutes to ignite...
By then you can be on the other side of the building.
Practice this at home before trying it.

19. Have giant coughing or sneezing epidemics in class or
study hall.

20. Rub lipstick, glue, or vaseline onto the doorknobs of
the school's administrative offices.

21. Swallow some snake bite antidote. Then walk into the
principal's office. The antidote (most types are harmless,
make sure you get that kind) will make you vomit. Do so all
over his carpet, desk, clothing, etc. Then apologize
profusely.

22. Pick up some dog training liquid at any pet store.
It smells like concentrated urine. And if you can't figure
out what to do with that then you shouldn't be reading this.

23. Remove contents of teacher's mailboxes. Print up
everything that's confidential or interesting.

24. Leave notes and hints that "Tuesday's the day".

25. Impersonate parental voices and make irritant phone
calls to the office.

26. Make a super stink bomb out of hydrogen sulfide and
put somewhere in the ventilating system. This has cleared
school buildings for days.

27. If your school has a suspended ceiling, (that is a
ceiling composed of rectangles or squares resting on a frame
so that the rectangles can be pushed up) you can put a dead
fish -- or anything else -- above them.

Or put it into empty lockers and glue them shut.

28. Put signs on your locker saying "This locker will
self-destruct if opened for inspection".

29. Give your school library a subscription to a good
underground newspaper from your area and insist that they
make it available to students.

30. Print up false notices frequently using the same
format as the school uses and distribute them to the
teachers' mailboxes. Eventually they'll never know what to
believe.

31. Make your own passes, forms, tickets, etc. Or lift
them out of teachers' desks.

32. Need a signature? Collect things that have teachers'
signatures on them. Paste them all down on a sheet of white
paper and either xerox or print up a bunch of copies. Forge
when useful. When getting started you might put a piece of
carbon paper under the signature with the carbon paper
facing down on what you want signed. Then trace over the
name with a steady relaxed hand. Practice makes perfect.

33. Do some revolutionary wall painting. All you need is
a can of spray paint (red?) plus a little imagination and
courage. Then write your favorite slogans on walls,
sidewalks, blackboards, etc. If you are a perfectionist you
can make a stencil, But that limits the size of what you can
do. Wear gloves or you will certainly get tell-tale paint
on your spraying finger.

34. Are certain teachers or administrators misbehaving?
Print up a rat sheet with their names and telephone numbers
and distribute it. Now students can call up at any time and
reprimand them... 3.00 a.m. for example. Also you
couldorder them pizzas, plumbers... Think big!

35. Break into your school at night and burn it down. To
get inside you can either hide in the building during the
day and wait until the janitor leaves (know in advance what
time that is) or come in later at night and either force
your way through the door, find an open window, or break a
window. If you use the latter method do it a few hours or
days in advance so you don't get caught if it attracts
attention. Be careful not to leave fingerprints. Wear
gloves all the time if possible. Once inside make sure the
walls will light well by placing loose paper or wood around
them, or squirting lighter fluid, kerosene, or gasoline onto
them. If alot of burnable boxes are stacked in one area,
spread them around. Start the fire from the inside of the
building so it will take longer before it can be seen from
the windows. Make sure the fire has a way to travel from
one burnable area to another. Of course you should wear
dark clothes and know exactly where you are going when you
split.

36. Get hold of a film to be shown at a school assembly
and splice in parts of another movie of your own choosing
before the assembly. A little imagination on your part will
make for an unforgettable day.

37. Clog up the drains of sinks with clay then turn on
the water after everyone leaves school.

38. Teachers often leave gradebooks, conduct sheets, and
attendance records unguarded. Take every chance to help
yourself.

39. Put up posters all around the school. To make them
stick permanently use wet evaporated milk for glue.

40. You could ice-pick tires as a warning... But make
sure you have a total enemy before you put sugar in their
gas tank.

41. Start wailing in the halls.

42. If you can't find any skunks, let chickens loose in
the school, or pigeons.

43. Create the "web of thread" in your classroom. Have
everybody in your class bring a spool of thread, with extras
for people who forget. Tie your thread onto something and
pass the spools around till you run out, winding thread
around everything It is best to pick on one of your more
dullwitted teachers for this one.

Explain that you did it in the name of art.

44. Carry and pretend to sell oregano rolled in papers
and aspirin with the name filed off.

45. Put calcium carbide (available in some parts of the
country as "gopher-go". Also available in some hobby and
joke shops) in a gelatin capsule and flush down a toilet or
sink. Calcium carbide reacts violently with water, quickly
producing large amounts of gas and bursting pipes, etc. as
soon as the water disolves the capsule.

46. Ride a bicycle down a busy hall.

47. Save your book reports and essays. Give them to
other students to use next year or re-use them yourself with
different teachers.

48. Play with lighting and microphone controls during
"important" assemblies.

49. Flush things down the toilets (preferably faculty
johns) like balloons filled with air, baseballs, M80's, huge
amounts of toilet paper, etc. Then build an ark.

50. Start a campaign to have the letter Z appear
everywhere as the mark of angry students.

51. You can short-circuit the school's wiring by taking a
regular plug with a short cord attached. Connect the two
wires with a switch between them. Plug it in, turn the
switch on, and you've blown a fuse. Turn it off. Pull it
out and try another. You don't have to use the switch, but
if you don't sometimes the current will arc and weld the
plug to the socket.

52. Set up a fake school and hire away the lousy teachers
- or put up notices inviting the entire school to a going
away party for a teacher who isn't really leaving.

53. Read the school budget. Reprint and distribute a list
of the stupid expenditures.

54. Take booze to lunch in a thermos and pass it around.

55. During some important test (SAT, ACT, etc.) on each
subject have some student who is good at that subject stand
up and read the correct answers for as long as possible.
When they're finished or silenced have someone else stand up
and do the same thing. The test results will be worthless
and it will have to be given over at great cost to the
school.

56. Take down the American flag in front of the school
and put up one of your own. The best way to do this is to
lower the flag that's already up, replace it with your flag
and cut the rope about a foot below where the flag is
attached. Then tie a slip knot around the other end of the
rope that is hanging down to raise the flag. At this point
there is no way your flag can be lowered without someone
climbing up the flagpole.

57. Put alarm clocks in various lockers set on "loudest".
Set the alarm clocks so they will go off about every 10
minutes then close and lock the lockers.

58. Have a group of people march around the school with a
flag singing the star spangled banner. If the
administration tries to punish you telephone your local
radio stations and patriotic groups and complain that your
school is being run by pinkos.

59. In a class where there is a rule against chewing gum
have everyone blow a bubble at the same time one day.

60. Many schools have automatic sprinkler systems which
go off automatically when sensors in the ceiling feel too
much heat. Find the sensors and hold up a match to them.

61. Persuade the graduating class to use their senior
gift money for something useful or subversive.

62. Reprint the "Schoolstoppers Textbook" in your
underground paper or on a leaflet or buy bulk copies and
pass them around.

63. Demand that all equipment being stored rather than
being used be made available to students.

64. If your school won't have a teacher evaluation, make
up some forms and do it yourself. Compile the result and
publicize them to students, faculty, school board, and
community.

65. Use your "free choice" book reports, term papers,
etc. to read revolutionary literature and further the
political education of you and your class.

66. Have a student lie on the ground. When a teacher
comes, scream, "He jumped!" and point to the roof or third
floor window. Mumble, "Fred dared him," or, "maybe it was
LSD."

67. Make an address list of disliked adults in your
school. Answer sex ads for them - or order them a few gross
items (C.O.D. of course).

68. Toss handfuls of BBs on the floors of busy halls,
assemblies, graduation ceremonies, weddings, funerals.

69. Steal cafeteria trays or plates. Burn large holes in
them and turn them into the school washer saying, "I guess
the food did it".

70. Leave phony letters of resignation from teachers or
administrators on the principal's desk.

71. Get a small group to always carry screwdrivers and
slowly dismantle the school.

72. Lots of bomb scares tend to break up the boredom
especially during exams or on beautiful days.

73. Photograph teachers and administrators constantly...
even without film.

74. If you've got the nerve, urinate in your pants while
giving an oral report.

75. Splice into your school's intercom system (from a
remote hidden spot). Now you have your own guerrilla radio
station. Play on!

76. Drop large bottles of ether in science class.

77. Hang your teacher! Hang a hangman's noose from a
tree. Make a dummy and hang the dummy from the noose. Pin
notes on it like "Weatherbee in '73". To add realism put
holes in the body. Then let dilute ketchup trickle down.

78. Newspaper stands in buildings are usually left
unguarded. Take out papers and replace with rotten comics
or papers.

79. Put a rotten apple or stale sandwich on teacher's
desk.

80. If your school intercom has phones that connect into
the intercom switchboard, put a small magnet either where
the cord comes out of the handset or in the part where you
hear. If the intercom just has a speaker, put the magnet
near or on one of the electrical connections of the speaker.
In either case it will short out the system. It may take
weeks for them to find the trouble.

81. Take the door of the administration offices off its
hinges but leave it standing there so that when the
principal tries to open the door in the morning it will have
a slightly crushing effect.

Hmm. Someone miscounted somewhere!... There were supposed
to be 83! Really!

Well thats about it guys, I really hope that you've learned
a lot from this and that you put the ideas to work.

I will be on the look out for the next issue, and I think
that its going to be a real biggy this time. And rememeber
if you want to add, let us know.

See ya

Have fun when you return to school!

You'll have to show me where it is the electricity since I only know one place in that building with electricity and there is no place to hook anything up... If you feel like going with me (anytime) phone me 514-846-8480... I need to find a new place to get electricity from since I can't rent a generator anymore since no liscence...

Yah I known about the chill place for a while now... Almost made a party in there...

sober trip

Did you end up going ot the chill spot or did you end up going inside the new hole in the wall (yah there is a piece of a wall missing now)... It's wierd... I dunno how anyone can make a hole that big.

Okdokey,

So it's once again starting to get nice outside and do you know what that means. Yah it's almost time for more parties. Like always we are prety sick of the parties which happen all the time so this summer it's time to be different. Here are some of the things which we can do this summer to make life exciting!

1) Last year if everyone remember's we were supposed to have a mini-party (with music and whatever) on top of mount royal in the forest at night. Whatever the case I caught mono and it never happened but this year it's going to happen I hope.

2) Wherehouse party. Yah I had a dream last night that there would be another one, so let's hope that dreams come true right...

3) Renegade Legion 2... We need ideas!