Half the pictures you post are from 4chan and you like to talk like you're some leet hacker or something. It's hilarious.

You really wish you were as cool as 4chan eh?

<3

You know, that's noah's computer, right?

:D

Fuck yes.

Oh. Yeah.

Wait, are you guys feeling bad for him? He made $88M.. boohoo.

you can't post html on the forum.

Fred's been stealing all my finds lately.. ;)

They take waaaay too long to release those HL2 episodes.. especially given how long it takes to play them..

Bill Killed Himself.. who needs Uma Thurman?

Oy, what's all this 'bout?

How do you know time is linear? Maybe it speeds up and slows down? Considering we live inside of time, we would never notice if someone hit the pause button on time.

Bill Gates is not the CEO of Microsoft, nor did he have any part in this project.

Also, I predict this project will fizzle. Not a single Microsoft technology (that wasn't acquired after being completed by another company) has ever succeeded.

This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

Coming from you, I'm not insulted. Hahaha.

You lost your ugly since then?

Nuff said

You wanna stop fucking doing that?

cutterhead = retard

And I'm still walking to work wearing a jacket. wtf.

It's a snuff film because someone actually dies in it.

This is not 4chan, stop acting like reporting something from 4chan is cool.

Yeah, warning: This is a snuff video.

Julianna Rose Mauriello
Birthday: May 26, 1991 (age 18)

It didn't come up earlier cause I wasn't here for like a year.

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You hope I die of jock itch?

It was fun until we pulled down our ball since they never dropped..

Do you even try to make sense?

You mean that? You're leaving? FOR REAL? BYE!

Outer joins are brutally slow in mysql, especially on large tables that get queried and updated frequently.

5.4? Isn't that an alpha?

How are you going to do negative inclusion in mysql? Indexes don't work with "NOT IN(...)"..

Ian:
cutterhead went and spammed like 8 threads saying this: 




Nuclear says: (6:44:30 PM)
well that is spamming... the admins can ban for spamming for a couple of days...

Do you think people who make threads should be allowed to ban other people from posting in their thread?

I vote: No.

I think I'll do the same. :)

Did I mention you're retarded?

I'll ship a nice rug made of asbestos to cutterhead.

0xFA1L

Maybe he means asbestos burgers?