Jai penser la meme chose.

that one was hilarious!

Maybe next time. ahaha

Fire in Da Hole!

it was amazing. but 10minutes later I started getting all gassy n shit. i still feel funny. But I'm definitely going to make it again tomorrow. hehe

well after a 8-beers, yeah! jk
I was talking with someone and they told me that there's nothing I can really do about my criminal record. It's better that I remain honest, and hope that they don't screen me because of those chrages. *crosses fingers*

Nah. Massage is a hand job. If you want rough sex, I'll ask Selma to go by your place.

made: beer
made: final stages for my job are complete. Just need to pass the security check and i'm good to GO!

Alright, so I actually made myself a mexican poutine, and let me tell you.... i can already smell the gas brewing from out my ass. tonight is NOT going to be pretty.

haha

You know it. It's like all inclusive sex.

We just call them girlfriends, but really they're "girls" I fly in from Thailand.
Gamos, since I think you're a good guy, I'll give you a coupon for a free "massage" with one of my prety ladies.

Yeah.

I know, I was just fooling around.

There's a section on these forums that already has this service in place.

[ www.rave.ca ]

Die in Fire, you whore.

Not true. It took me about 15-minutes the first time I had sex. Mostly because it took me about 13-minutes to find out where I was supposed to put my penis.

Free prostitutes!

I dunno, the more seasons there are, the better these kinds of things get. They sort of age like wine. With the exception of the Simpsons, where the more season there are the dumber the jokes get.
Let's just hope that this Fall brings out better seasons, than last season.

Hahaha... Whatever happened to buying somebody a box of chocolates?

By the way, Daf. After reading what you just wrote, if I were your boyfriend, I'd be so embarrassed!
Even though you're praising him for how well he works in the sack, I'm sure he would be red in the face after reading everything you just wrote. Haha!

"im only saying that longer is always better. he can fuck like a god for a long time, i wouldn't say no if he could fuck me even longer because he ate some watermelon :P"

Hahahaha!

Well that's a perfectly reasonable excuse.
NOT GUILTY!

We should declare War on Nature! And put and end to all the suffering.

It's tha circle of liiiiifee.

They have GIANT TEETH! AND CLAWS!

These drinks have never done anything for me. Ever. I can feel the effects of coffee, or tea, and even a bump of cocaine (no rly?), but I can't say that I've actually benefited from any of these drinks. The most I've ever gotten out of any energy drink was the shakes, and heart palpitations.

V2: You should totally become an Xmen.

Yeah. It's the only I manage to get to work on time. Why do you ask?

It's the scent of Love.

Into his brain!? Gosh, I hope all the blood didn't stain the precious fur. ;p

Did you kill him with your bare hands? Because that would have been awesome!

Fine, it's not hard techno. But, the time I went it was pretty much all hardtek. So There!

murderer.

I was just going to say that. At Igloofest all the girls were dressed up in their snowboard gear, and dancing around all drunken/crazy like. Something about it just made me want to grab one of them, throw them into a snowbank, and try my best to take off the many layers of clothes they probably had.

So yes, girls in winter CAN indeed dress "sexily" (new word)

are they playing tonight?

BWAHAH! I was not expecting to read that all! oh man.

I read Morning Time.

That show is so silly. The Marc Labreche formats his show reminds me a little of Stephen Colbert's the Colbert Report. Sometimes it's funny, and sometimes it's just too much.

ruined: stress

hahahaha

it sounds like you're talking from experience. haha