you are NOT!

world domination

monkey sex

stop talking about me.

i'll cut your hair

no you're not

But who hasn't been seeing Madonna?

Pepsi Vanilla tastes like ass.
Sprite Ice is tolerable every once in a while.

holy fuck... that's insane.

i'd love to understand how a drug would make a guy decide to cut off his own dick.

"hmm, i think this will be a good idea..." *snip*

i wish i could :)
i work until 4:45.

but i have the wonderful chatter of ravewave to keep me busy :)

and so are 90 min department meetings :)

your mother too

It was a joke, but it wasn't funny to begin with.
Just leave me to myself in this sleep deprived state.


You've ruined my day.

that's fucking crazy dude! i would love to do something similar (minus the living with smelly hippies part). best of luck in everything!

My name is Matt, not Jeff.

so are you ;)

friday sucks when you're doing overtime on sunday :(
but dress-down friday makes me smile.

waking up for work makes me sad.

i want my bed again.

making cakes... gold!

i am so psyched.

asshat.

that fluffy black thing on her couch

meow meow meow.

you missed out

was it 7?

what did you say, Purple Lee?

monkeys dance daily

the word nuber makes me go "hmmm"

hit by a car? eesh! i thought you meant hit as in punched or something.

that does not please me.

what about the feeling of cum in the back of your throat?

Issfackur?

if you want to meet and network, hang out on designer discussion forums.

i think that site is incredible... thanks for the link. until now, i've been using [ www.htmlgoodies.com ] whenever i need to learn something.

i looked through the tutorials on that site and i didn't find anything baout what noah was looking for though.

YAY! I'll bring the Russian tranny prostitutes.

someone hit you and you have to go to court? that doesn't seem fair.

did you kill someone?

i have some r and v.

getting paid and then realizing that only is that whole pay already spent, but so are your next 2 or 3 pays.