those lines are meant to be snorted. You snort them, then you go out and meet all the classy hookers montreal is infested with, then you try to cross a street only to get run over by all the dipshits who don't know how to drive and don't understand how crosswalks actually work.

So, go, snort them, have fun. After you fuck some whores and break your legs you might want to open a map of montreal and jack off all over it.

"ohhhh fuck montreal, ooooooooooh, ohhhh YEAH MONTREAL BABY OHHHHHHH FUCK SO HOT..."

Montreal is *awesome*.

if by awesome you mean suck, I agree.

Montreal has "awesome" parks. They're the fucking bomb. They rock the casbah. They're amazing. They're the best. Montreal is great. People the world over jizz at the thought of Montreal's wicked greenspace and fantastic wordclass parks.

Rah rah rah!

and who the fuck said anything about taco bell?

montreal is the best...

... city to meet girls who dress like whores, fill their lips with collagen and line them with brown crap. it makes their faces look like a nice tight asshole. VERY sexy.

... city in canada to get run over by people who don't know how to drive. Hello? Yes, see those lines on the street over there? That's a fucking CROSSWALK. Don't park your car on it. Kthnx.

... a beach. a real beach. by the ocean.

... parks.

... friendly people.

... places that sell tacos.

nuyen

Mont Rael!
we should change the name of Montreal to Mont Rael in honor of Rael.

It's the new world order.

about attending the vancouver fringe festival this weekend to check out some shows I missed over the summer. sweeet.

yakuza

I used to play Othello when I was five years old.

On one of those 165-games-in-one carts for the NES. Othello rocks. It looks like Go, sorta.

oh, dr. feelgood?

push

moogles. i love me some moogles.
and kicking big plastic shoe.

not ruined but sucked : etch-a-sketch was sold out. fuck.

made : free food. oh yeah.

meow?

slam back -

Her fingers lace
enmity into her
questions of
identity
as she weaves
about a
tapestry
of invented
off the wall
realities,

living in her world
of dreams this
seamstress of
the mind unfurls
her latest
impossible
creation ;
a new mental
abomination
of imagined
actions
transformed into
tangible transactions
between reality and
herself



p.s -

B E A U T Y L A L A.

p.p.s -

I Saw, but I was looking in the opposite direction. What'd I miss?

biatch, evil is bad!
be good.
please

some people just can't handle the truth :(

pat's a murderer

pretty sweet deal

THAT PICTURE IS SO FUCKING HOT.

i can barely contain myself.

post more.

fuck i love chicks with glasses, they're so hot.
and that guy? he's a stud among studs! You can just tell by his face that he's got to be top quality cock. OH MANNNNNNNNN, I'm going to have some hot fantasies tonight.

i'm sure you could just ask for it instead of stealing it.

kleptos man, they're all over the place.

that picture turns me on on so many levels.

rawr.

sounds kind of tasty. is she using red wine?

weeeeee

life gives blowjobs, too.


so does weed-baby!

birdman

it gives cancer

liberace!

about how much this summer is going to rock.

with weed-man creature!

clowns should make you smile!

all this imploding is making me nervous.

jeff is cruel :(

pets must obey master

evil.

jeff fucked weed

weed got fucked

bob was sad

evil moose with giant horns made of fire

ahem, i would like to share my
poem,

ode to ravewave ;

Countless nights
and countless days
those ravewave kids
could waste in
countless ways

Oh those silly
mindless children
and sometimes victims
of drug addiction
how they typed and
typed and typed
all day all night
they typed and typed

they loved to bitch
and piss and moan
posting one thousand
posts or more, sometimes
even two thousand score

those crazy ravewave children.

fook

weed got fucked

doomed to fail

belle & sebastian