Originally posted by FANCYLUNG...

PARTY AT ELKAS! after you buy that bus.. haha

Originally posted by XBSD...

gimme your paypal account im gonna send you money

Originally posted by DJNEOFORM...

i tried to rape my bunghole.

Dead mother locked in freezer for years, man tells police

April 27, 2005

LA CROSSE, Wis. (AP) — A man told police he kept his mother's corpse in a basement freezer for more than four years while he collected her Social Security checks, authorities said. A body was found encased in ice, in a sitting position.

Philip Schuth, 52, told police his elderly mother, Edith, died of natural causes in August 2000, but that he didn't tell anyone because he was afraid police would blame him, according to documents filed in court Monday.

He said his mother years beforehand was attacked by a cat and her blood was on the walls in the house they shared, and he feared police would think he killed her, according to the documents.

Police recovered a chest-type freezer in Schuth's basement, and after chipping away at a block of ice, discovered a human knee.

Sheriff's Capt. Jeff Wolf said a body appears to be in the block, intact in a sitting position. The body has not been identified; an autopsy is set for later this week.

Investigators found the freezer at the end of an all-night standoff at Schuth's home in the Town of Campbell, located on French Island in the Mississippi River about 110 miles northwest of Madison.

The standoff began Friday when a 10-year-old boy told his father that Schuth had hit him.

The boy's father, mother and the child confronted Schuth at his home. After admitting he had hit the boy, Schuth pulled out a handgun and opened fire, according to court documents. The father was hit three times, and the family fled and called police. The father was treated and released for his wounds.

Schuth retreated into his house and when SWAT teams arrived, he told negotiators he had "more than 10 but less than 100" bombs and 16 firearms, and that it would be "high noon" when he surrendered, according to court documents.

He surrendered early Saturday without incident. Investigators found 15 to 20 homemade explosive devices, packed with nails, heavy staples and other metal items, a sawed-off shotgun along with 15 other firearms, documents said.

La Crosse County District Attorney Scott Horne said he plans to charge Schuth next week with attempted homicide and reckless endangerment for allegedly shooting at the family, as well as having improvised explosives and concealing a corpse.

Originally posted by DOM PERIGNON...

me too :)
i speak english but my first language it's french and for a reason that i don't know, i'm proud of it. I'm proud of my culture and of my latin roots.

Si la langue est un problème pour certaines personnes, ont devrais tous apprendre le langage des sourds, tout le monde pourrais se comprendre et on n'aurais meme pas un mot a se dire...

btw Elka, where are you come from? I,m curious :)

Originally posted by DJ PSYCHOKITTY...

French is my first language, but i speak good english..well i understand everything i read and heard, and i think everyone understands when I speak it. some people think i have an accent but at least, i speak it. When I used to work at a survey company, since my english was good, my job was to called in Ontario asking stupid question about yellow pages..well, two times, people give me shit over the phone because they didnt want to speak to a fucking quebecer with an accent. You are supposed to keep your cool in this kind of job but the second time, i couldnt help myself but reply to that person by asking him if he knwe how to speak french, even with an accent. of course the answer was no so i give him shit for not even trying.

my point is, I dont mind if someone speaks only english as long as he respects me. I am not blaming the anglophone for the lost of french in quebec, because most of the francophone people i know cant even write a whole sentence without making any mistakes. This is where should start the preservation of our language.

Then, i just want to remember osme people there is francophone in alberta too, and a few more over the rest of canada. I really think everyone should be bilingual in canada and that both french and english should be our national language. if i was to made a flyer, i would do it in both. and I really think that immigrants that come in canada should be forced to learn both too. i know those classes are free, they should also be mandatory. and I know a few high school that goves their program in both language every half a year, I think it si good too.

The British won, we should be happy we are still speaking french, but I dont think it is a reason why we shoulg receive crap from anglophone. if a francophone doesnt respect you, dont say all francophone are stupid, that human being was stupid and you cannot judge on the base of language. some tought are better expressed in english, some in french, that would be a cultural blessing for everyone to know how to use both language I think.

bleh, i'm done

Originally posted by DJNEOFORM...

Yeah? THEN I WIN!!!

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHSDHADKJSDFHKAJHAHAHHAHA!!!

Originally posted by DJNEOFORM...

well using the word dead is wrong then, since 'dead' means something that was once alive, but is no longer.. which *could* be true, if you're talking about reincarnation..

Originally posted by X-FROG...

to bit one of my lip and hearing a "crounch"

Originally posted by FLASHY SIMON...

You act like you all don't know what it's like to be dead, but you were all dead before you were alive. So what was it like ?

And what about when you sleep and don't dream because your brain is at it's lowest activity level -- what is it like ?

You're pretty much dead every night, and you were dead for an eternity of time before you started living.

What I'm saying might sound stupid but if you think about it deep and hard enough......... your head will hurt.

But long posts suck, so I won't elaborate.

Originally posted by MICO!...

They're, like, both me... Hello!?
*snaps fingers 3-times*
You betta' recogonize, I be all up in this bitch!