one time i walked outside and it smelled like cocaine.

and then one day my pizza tasted like cocaine. fuckin crack slice

only in your utopian society jeff!

in mine everything is made of nerf

hey jeff -

if you haven't heard of them already, you should check out The Cooper Temple Clause. they're like Archive but better!

anything + ranch dressing = good

all you need to know

As far as TV goes Ren and Stimpy, Family Guy, Simpsons, Tom and Jerry...

and the craziest cartoon movie is definatly Heavy Metal. The world became a much scarier place after watching that movie when i was 10.

time rift was pretty cool! i had lotsa fun just sitting on the couch for 4 hours!

strep throat is poopy! hope i didn't give it to too many people!! (hehe jess)

mad props to whoever used the word "slagging" in one of the previous posts.

what a gem of a word.

does that mean we're meant to be together? forever?

a trance dj

fred's a walking k-hole and sharon's a walking a-hole.

you can still poke him. actually i'd advise it cause then tricia has to suck his dick and we'd all get to watch

i hate Slobadan Milosevic right now... cause i have to read a 250-page book chalked full of atrocities commited by the Serbians in the Bosnian war. talk about uplifting reading. fuck.

no YOU shatup jeff

fuckin pussy

[ www.whatreallyhappened.com ]

if you want to see whats actually going down

hahahah WAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE! if i were in a position to give points that'd be +1000 to sharon

props to Nicole Kidman for the lamest speech of the night... i was hoping Juliane Moore would kick the shit outta her and Rene Zellweger! maybe next year...

steve martin was so booring... he was constantly talking about titties and cleavage, but it wasn't even funny.

good to see Micheal Moore actually washed for the show.

i think mistah Bush is a closet Cure fan who takes the song "KILLING AN ARAB" a little too seriously!

damn that Camus!

it's yer birfday

i actually stayed up watching some of it last night, thinking there would be all kinds of crazy shit going down... all i got to see was some boring anti-aircraft fire going on in night vision. i want my money back.

would it not be funnier if someone slipped and then fell IN the poo?

technically i'm a first semester cincom student but i already took a couple courses in night classes (scriptwriting, film & culture)

Dipti Gupta (who taught me scriptwriting) was the awesomest! at the end of the semester she invited the whole classes to her house and made us a feast of indian food! :)

i'm so not happy with you right now jeff!

and its definatly not my bush, as stagnant as it may be...

Simon Davies is da shittest! he just gave me a really good grade on my essay! sorry i guess that doesn't help you very much...

what semester are you in @ dawson?

dude if i ever felt like losing 20 pounds and bleaching my hair i'd just start doing meth! so i could be like granny.

but how do you know that i'm not drunk and/or stoned right now?

yo why does spring gotta be so damn stinky? it's as if all the dog shit that's been trapped and fermenting under the snow all winter long is coming back with a vengeance. kinda makes me wanna take some and smear it all over soumaya's chest and watch her dog lick it off.

do i get any points for that?

actually, nevermind... i'm too cool for this whole points system. that and i'm not funny.

come back cloak i miss you already!

being a hermit is for the weak.

i'm all wanting to be jizzing in clown's eye.

smoke a joint and pop some echinacea and you'll be doin just fine by friday.

more like clam chowdah mixed with some subtle tuna and salmon infusions.

and by the way, in regards to Laser QUest (i'm a little late on this but wtv..) DON'T go with Sharon cause she'll just shoot the fuck out of you even if you're on her fucking team. CUNT. i'm not bitter at all tho.

young buns part 2

that pop tarts commercial with the poptart in the car and the skinny white kid with all the gold chains is the funniest!

if ever i see that guy in the street i'm gonna kick him in the balls so hard

if you want to talk about hot & sticky parties (aside from Scool Bash) then its gotta be Madame Zu. all kinds of nastiness was dripping from the ceiling... luckily someone had an umbrella!

that was also the night of funny driving on ecstacy from Shalom 2.

actually thats sado-masochism (S&M)

masochism refers to self-inflicting bodily harm and deriving pleasure from it

Pornography (ok its a Cure song, but whatever its poetic enough)


a hand in my mouth
a life spills into the flowers
we all look so perfect
as we all fall down

in an electric glare
the old man cracks with age
she found his last picture
in the ashes of the fire

an image of the queen
echoes round the sweating bed
sour like the yellow sounds
inside my head

in books and in films
and in life and in heaven
sounds of slaughter
as the body turns

but its too late

another day like today
and i'll kill you
a desire for flesh
and real blood

i'll watch you drown in the shower
pushing my life through your open eyes
i must fight this sickness
find a CURE.

pain is pleazzahhh!

technically anyone who smokes or does drugs is a masochist.

so yeah i guess i am.

i bought an Arab Strap CD and a pack of cigarettes totalling approx. 30$

it's funny how money just seems to fly out of my wallet.

as john lennon rolls over in his grave...

not THAT rough... unless you are serbian which i doubt cause you're italian