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If You Were An Animal....
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Apr 8, 2004 @ 9:04pm |
 Coolness: 121500 | *gives you a mouse trap* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Thu Apr 8, 2004 @ 9:06pm |
 Coolness: 138780 | no, they're sweet. im sharing some banana bread with them |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Apr 8, 2004 @ 9:06pm |
| Coolness: 121500 | that gives ME the shivers *lol* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Thu Apr 8, 2004 @ 9:07pm |
| Coolness: 138780 | aww, they're darlings. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Thu Apr 8, 2004 @ 9:21pm |
 Coolness: 200590 | i'd be a fat furry soft personable kitty cat.
i'd sleep 20 hours a day and play with my cat in the hat toy obsessively. sometimes i'd bite ankles too if the mood strikes. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Thu Apr 8, 2004 @ 9:22pm |
| Coolness: 138780 | hahaha
or just when yr hungry. 'feed me, you fuck'. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Thu Apr 8, 2004 @ 9:26pm |
 Coolness: 141425 | a penguin |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Thu Apr 8, 2004 @ 9:53pm |
 Coolness: 154735 | ooo i AM an animal.. rawr. claw. claw. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 12:28am |
| Coolness: 71495 | i`d be a bear. just a regular bear. nothing special. maybe a polar bear. or a bastard bear. *sob*
unicorns are cool too but they are too pretty. i am not really pretty. or maybe i could be a flying squirrel. but i don`t have a squirrel face. nor that of a beaver. maybe i could be a sperm whale. or maybe i could be a muskox.or a dancing walrus. hawks are cool too. but i am not a hawk. monkeys are fun. but there are no trees in the tundra. no monkeys on the tundra. i wonder what it would be like to be a jelly fish. bloop bloop bloop. or a seahorse. or a sea monkey. or a sea cucumber. it must be pretty freaky being a deep sea fish with those lights on antennas and big ugly teeth. i bet there are all types of freaky looking animals that i never heard about. i wonder what its like to be that psychedelic frog. and do they dream in prismacolor? i wodner. dragonflies are scary. i wonder how they see the world. i`d liek to be a hummingbird and eat sweet nectar. and make crazy buzzing sounds. or if i were an animal i`d be a sloth. or a panda. koalas are cool. but they are too cute. porcupines are funny. or a blowfish! prairie dogs are cool too. anyways something that dances. what animal dances. i`d like to be that one. yeah. just do it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 12:35am |
 Coolness: 685650 | OMG! A FLYING SQUIRREL! THAT WOULD RULE!
If I was an animal, I think I'd be the deranged experiment of a scientist merging the DNA of a cat and a squirrel. The little babies would be called 'squittens' and the adults are called 'squats' (pronounces SKOO-ATS). But mainly, I'd want to be a squitten. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 12:44am |
| Coolness: 71495 | tarantula or scorpion or maybe a peacock a beetle is pretty freaky. what the hell does a salamander do. lizards with long tongues. or i owuld like to be a puppy and get all the chicks. or i can be a chick and peck at some worms and grains. i wonder what its like to be a bull. and have sex with a cow. must be special. maybe i could be a dolphin at sea world and make everyone go OOH and aAH and get free sardines and splash them and think (suckas). or that seal tha goes ORF ORF ORF and claps hands and spins balls on my nose. i could be that seal. i could also be a kiler whale. they always seem like they are smiling. it must be kinda boring beaing a venus flytrap though. but thats a plant. even though if they eat bugs. cats are cool. but i`d get bored eating catchow everyday for the rest of my life. i`d be a gutter cat. or a field cat and run all the time in the tall grass and chase stuff. goats are fun. they can eat cans. who doesn`t want to eat a can!? just imagine! the joy! eeyore is cool too. always moping around. hohumming. ho hum. jsut old eeyore. nothign special. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 1:14am |
| Coolness: 71495 | skunks are badass. i just realised.
they jsut stink cuz they are cool. and pepe le pew cmon! and raccoons are funny. i was really stoned near angrignon park and it was just me and this raccon and it was walking on its hind legs i swear and i had a moment with it. it kinda freaked me. also i`d like to be a deer and prance gayly in the bushes. and just to look at the headlights before i got hit by a stupid car. what that would be like. or a moose with big antlers. eating brush. or a ram and hit other rams on the head for the sheep girls. clomk! clonk! clock! til someone`s brain is bleeding. or maybe i could be one of those amphetamine party animals with special 80s shades and skinny ties and hot color coordinations and just dance like a motherfucker. that would be really nice. cuz i am not that. bah never mind. i like me. and i give myself a hug. . obviously iam kinda bored. hohum. random bullshit. bla bla bla. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 2:00am |
 Coolness: 126830 | indian elephant |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 11:05am |
 Coolness: 471865 | I be a panda |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» no.name replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 12:24pm |
 Coolness: 129250 | bambi
cuz im skinny and bambi are delicate |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 1:25pm |
 Coolness: 339725 | I'd be one of those birds that flies straight at your face then explodes when it gets you in the eye, killing everyone around him, that fucker. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Fri Apr 9, 2004 @ 9:07pm |
 Coolness: 102825 | Originally posted by CAPTAIN PUFF...
a cheetah, a raging cheetah! or giraffe, so i could spit on people... ;) Muahah..... a glope...cuz gloping around is what i like to do...Skeeetch! i was thinking more like a camel. nice humps :p |
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