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Freestyle Yo
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Fri Oct 24, 2003 @ 12:10pm
violence_inc
Coolness: 174165
nah this is all just getting lamee. same shit constantly. blah blah blah im gay...oooo think of somehting else. And i didnt know you were such a homophobe.

Zeev isnt there a low budget porn movie missing their rim job boy? run along now.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Oct 24, 2003 @ 2:19pm
pitagore
Coolness: 471880
Peace n' respect be the shit still
Anything else vibrating ,makin us ill
Ain't no hippie bullshit but please love yourselves
Lucky Nuff to be alive lets share our shelves
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Fri Oct 24, 2003 @ 3:09pm
phoenix
Coolness: 81765
A homophobe with an anal probe
You'd rape all the men across the globe
You probably own a pink silk robe
Stay in that closet agoraphobe
You like tight ass cracks you're no claustrophobe
You watch male sex acts and blow your load
The jizz drips down your right pierced lobe
Learn from bible-man and read the book of Jobe

!Phoenix!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Oct 24, 2003 @ 3:21pm
screwhead
Coolness: 685665
I love havin' white boys to be pressed up against. i love
the feelin' of dicks rubbin' all on my chest
All I eva' do in my rhymes, is intelectual crimes
sitck it in my behind, you motha fuckin kid, get behind
'cause your erection, thrustin', deep my ass 'n explodin
Cumin' from boyfriends, just blow my load an' keep goin
not lickin nothin from no one till' my semen be squirtin'
deep fuckin' ass in the morning and takin name for the evening
leave you wit a taste as sour as my cream in your mouth
see you can trigger me, but you better be pullin' out
look at me now, Stick that on my face, jizz on me now
lookit me mama, i look so fuckin' ridiculous now.

i'm sorry mama
Turns out I'm really just like you
I love suckin' guys' dicks, too
And tonight, I'm comin' out my closet

one more time

I said i'm sorry mama
Turns out I'm really just like you
I love suckin' guys' dicks, too
And tonight, I'm comin' out my closet
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Fri Oct 24, 2003 @ 10:34pm
violence_inc
Coolness: 174165
hahahah that is disturbing but made me laugh. awesome!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Oct 24, 2003 @ 11:54pm
screwhead
Coolness: 685665
It's my "tribute" to eminem. :) Put on "Cleaning out my Closet" and listen to it but mentaly substitute the lyrics. It's great.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Sat Oct 25, 2003 @ 6:10pm
phoenix
Coolness: 81765
Are you replacement for Ken Kaniff?
you'd make Eminem's erection lift;
get my drift,
you'd make him stiff;
he'd make your ass sore as a parting gift,
'n write u letters saying how much you're missed;
how much he wants to be kissed;
'n how he wants to slit his wrists;
you'll be on his 'once loved' list;
he's an ass filled with fists,
and if he were here he'd say "i just got dis'd".

!Phoenix!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Sat Oct 25, 2003 @ 7:07pm
bunnytronix
Coolness: 152585
Soyeah.
If it doesn't make me laugh,
it sucks.

[ www.endoftheweak.com ]

NYC underground open mic biz.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Fri Feb 20, 2004 @ 5:56pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194100
any sucka who gots beef - you can suck mah sack
kiss my ass crack, time to bring this wack thread back
and while haters can straight nibble on my large left ball,
anyone whos down with z, mass respect out to y'all

time to make it public, this is the court's veredict
anyone who gots no flow, up the ass gets dicked
word is bond, i know it cant be proven wrong
may as well be wearing a thong
bong.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Sun Feb 22, 2004 @ 4:36pm
nothingnopenope
Coolness: 201300
god damn.. I have never, ever seen so much homosexual poetry in one thread... congrats to everyone who rhymed about sucking cock
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Tue May 18, 2004 @ 4:48am
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194100
im bored....

harry is a pothead and the sorcerer's stoned. when i busted my rhyme, no fly lines i ever cloned. like a drum and bass eternal vagabond, i smoke weed and think of what's beyond, word is bond. Bond, thats like james, but i aint calling peeps names, like a lion but tame; yet haters jealous of my fame, bein lame, burnin up like a candle flame, when i on the mic came, straight practiced my lyrical aim. pow! i shoot bullits while you cover up in shame, as i alter listeners mindframe, and verbally haters maim, they be all the same, lack of skillz on bad mics they blame, while lyrical throne i claim, in this game.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Tue May 18, 2004 @ 10:24pm
cactain_steef
Coolness: 154750
yo i cant freestyle for shit,
especially after i take a hit,
but imma try n do my best,
n now im gonna put my rhymes
to the motherfuckin test

your mom is your sister
from another mister
redneck, tape deck
in your trailer truck
shoot squirrels
eat duck
k this fucking sucks

ahaha wow. ok.. .aklsdlajkshd soo laaame

freestyle doesnt work if youre tryina be black. mang, i wish i was black...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 1:55am
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194100
sister, mister, redneck, deck or duck and such
are the kind of lines that get you a mismatch
hit the clutch
better yet, lemme hook you up with a lyrical crutch
here's how you can get started: spit in Dutch
no need to retouch

it dont even matter what you say, talk low
just make sure to feel and empasize the flow
this aint radio
and im gonna tell ya somethin else, you know
all those praknsters who on mtv go
blow
and STILL get dough
so dont worry yo
rhymin skill is like an embryo
just let it develop right and grow
before you know
you'll be spitting left and right, high and low
and this newfoud passion will also mad boost your libido.
hoho!

:)
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 11:41am
phoenix
Coolness: 81765
This thread is still alive?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu May 20, 2004 @ 3:12pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194100
Jordan, instead of flip-flopping on the sidelines and making observatory comments with a tint of a misplaced sense of looking down at our lyrical sandbox, why don't you contribute.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BOBDYLAN replied on Mon May 24, 2004 @ 8:09pm
bobdylan
Coolness: 148260
Brosse toé les dents, ca manque de classe,
T'a aucun entregens, criss c'est simple sacrament!
T'a b'soin d'eau, d'pâte à dent et d'une bordel
D'brosse à dent!
Les tiennes sont pas juste jaunes,
ya des algues qui poussent dedans,
S'tu une usine de bactéries qui habite la'dans?
"Tes gensives sont grises,
même avec d'la lessive on peut rien y changer!"
Y vont pourrir, te faire souffrir
Et tu va te retrouver à porter un dentier
à 20 ans comme un vieux pépé!
Tu est content ?
Dois-je te parler du Scorbu ?
Ah non, tu est décu!
Tu veux pas savoir que TOUTE ta machoire
Va devenir noire! Ca t'interesse pas?
Moi je veux pas sentir ton haleine de vieux bas!
Check maudit rat, calisse té laite,
Tu sens l'tabac,
t'a plein d'dettes d'un pawn shop à Ottawa! Pfha!
Et ta blonde, elle ne rase pas!
Du poil en d'sus des bras,
Sénille est se vomit dessus,
Tellement wak que j'en oublie mes rimes..
Vous faites un couple vraiment débille,
Puant, pouellue, incontinent..
D'ailleurs parlons-en d'tes couches 18-30 ans!
S'fait combien de temps que tu porte celle-la
en guise sous-vêtement? A pue!
Ca sent les excrément intensément, ton odeur tue!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Tue May 25, 2004 @ 10:40am
beercrack
Coolness: 71510
extra extra read all about it
country boy got rhythm in a nutshell
bust well with the lyrics in my aresenal
mc's is farcical coming too methodical
this is the free form from the esence of freedom
born in the universe consumed in a maelstrom
hailstorms upon your dome from the heavenly throne
travel through zones supreme with the help of a heavenly dream things are not what they seem
tune in to the consciousness stream
with an abundance of colors
this music does wonders
let us transmogrify into the dawn of an era
which has been going on forever
now ain't it clever or witty
funky hippies find it trippy
a country boy getting busy in the big city
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Tue May 25, 2004 @ 2:59pm
beercrack
Coolness: 71510
while bitches be steady bitching
i be steady stitching the fabric of time
into a a spectacular rhyme
like climbing to the top of mountain to find a golden fountain this here is amounting
to wicked mathematics add it subtract it
any which way the formula is magic
its tragic how mcs try to rap about how their steez is sweet
but its just a bunch of empty calories
getting a lyrical indigestion from your fast food injection. jet fast. i'm all up on your mammaries saying thanks for the memories. this hear's the rap centerpiece. place it on your mantle. just a little sample. flow is syrup like maple. my cards are on the table. ready willing and able.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Tue May 25, 2004 @ 7:49pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194100
willing able and ready, you fabric steady stitch?
ok, lemme just get off this lady and sratch my itch
then verbally ima whip up full calory sandwich
suckas bitch, try to step up, but they end up in a ditch
cuz im in the rhymin bizniss, occupy a solid niche
crowd be wonderin 'who is this?' whien the mc i switch
but i dont give two rats asses bout the haters who twitch
dont spit to get dough, cuz im already rich.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 1:23pm
donlouis
Coolness: 84160
and dont forget Kyle's mom's a bitch.
Freestyle Yo
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