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Stupidest People Of 2003
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 12:21pm |
 Coolness: 145635 | reading these will make you feel smarter ...
> Number One Stupid Person of 2003 "I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter in to the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she had better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. " > Number Two Stupid Person of 2003 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. > Number Three Stupid Person of 2003 And from San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "thems iz a stikkup. Puts all youse muny in this bog." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. > Number Four Stupid Person of 2003 A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received, in the mail, a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40. > Number Five Stupid Person of 2003 A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. > Stupid Person Number Six of 2003 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. > Stupid Person Number Seven of 2003 Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. > Stupid Person Number Eight of 2003 Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 12:50 A.M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 12:23pm |
 Coolness: 282670 | you forgot me, asswhipe. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 12:32pm |
| Coolness: 145635 | That's 'cause I don't remember you.....stop bragging...:b |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 12:34pm |
 Coolness: 339880 | how is #4 stupid? that's funny. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 12:58pm |
 Coolness: 93315 | THE sTUPPIDIST PERSON OF THE YEAR, BAR-NONE : GEORGE BUSH JR!!!!!!
Ufot-not wanting to kill the dumbest puppet in years! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 1:19pm |
 Coolness: 276650 | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
"thems iz a stikkup. Puts all youse muny in this bog." 3,5 and 7 are the best ones.. and I agree with ian 4 is pretty funny. Best thing about this is they are ALL obviously american. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BubaCool_Schmuck replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 1:21pm |
 Coolness: 38345 | what does that mean? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 2:01pm |
 Coolness: 200745 | > Stupid Person Number Eight of 2003
Mike Pearson because he gave me an atomic wedgie this weekend. One of my best pairs of underwear were ripped in two and pulled over my head, then he attempted to confiscate them. This is war. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 2:15pm |
 Coolness: 138935 | !!!
lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 2:17pm |
 Coolness: 152725 | Your crotch seperated panties?
wikkid Is there a name for female hulk? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Tue Dec 9, 2003 @ 11:34pm |
 Coolness: 238835 | question of the year...where there pictures taken of this funny so called "atomic wedgie"????
Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Wed Dec 10, 2003 @ 1:41am |
| Coolness: 141580 | there is a female hulk...shame, i know that
and all of those things are funny, what are you talking about, especially the guy that knocked himself out |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 5:13am |
| Coolness: 145635 | of course there is a name for the female Hulk
why it's She-Hulk of course...  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 10:07pm |
| Coolness: 94490 | I dont think #2 was nearly as stoopid as the others...i hope they arent in order from most stoopid to least stoopid |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 11:02pm |
| Coolness: 276650 | I doubt it.. I think they're pretty much equally stupid cept for number 2 we've all agreed that one is just funny. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 11:03pm |
 Coolness: 2604200 | people who say when you deal 7 cards ro one person then seven cards to another person is better then dealing back and forth... |
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