Neverending Story: Phase 2
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| So because SOMEONE ended the NEVER ENDING STORY ima gonna make a new one cause i thought it was fuun and lets ppl be creative and gets your imagination going....yea soo yAyE!!! ok
Once apon a time,not to long ago actually in downtown Manhattan, there was a thug and this thug had an obsession with shoes everytime he would see someone walk by with a pair of shoes he happend to of liked he would go up to them and demand that they hand him his shoes by saying "Gimmie your goddamn shoes mutha fucka!!...dont you know im LOCOS!!!! which eventually led to alot of ppl with no shoes so one day police officer |
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| to happened to notcie that locos had no dancing rymth or styles decided that maybe if he gave him private lesson n all 9ouu la la babe-E) he might ge this mind of off all those shoe stealing and harrasing he wa sinto, so the police officer put on some old school dance like ""sweet dreams of rymth and dancin...sweet dreams of paaassion thrrrrrough the night, sweet dreams are takin over, sweet dreams of dancin thrrrrough the night,.......i want to get into motion, better devotion, so i can make it through the night....so the music is playinnnnn you know what im saying, now everythang will be alright" and be ma lovah wanna be ma lovah....... looking back at all the time we spent toghter....you ought to know by this time weither you wanna be ma lovah....." but the police officer got carried away and started to..... |
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| ...munch on the thug's pinky uncontrollably. Confused and somewhat scared thug started beating the enthusiastic policeman with the shoes he collected, and every time he pulled out a shoe, a bypasser would snatch it out of his hand, because they saw their shoes and the thug too weired out to care. Eventually he pulled out the last shoe, and whacked the nutty cop over the head with it. Finally, ... |
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| .. the police man fell on his bum and stopped chewin on the thug's pinkie.. he started to twitch and get mad tho so the thug thought he better.. |
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| ....makes like a banana and split so then he ran to the dep and.... |
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| bought some cookies and some milk. But when he almost finished the goods with his new-found friends and put an end to this nonsense (and to the neverending story phase 2, some fucking lazy... |
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| .....s.o.b. decided to start a band called new fools on da block's yo! and so the 3 idiots in the band mofo,locos,and stumpy started singing on da street corner for pennies |
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| ... and shoes... |
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| .. and bananas... |
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| ...and beer bottles. But once they got enough beer, bananas and shoes they stopped singing, ate all bananas, drank all the beer, and then put shoes on and went naked (just in shoes) on the ghetto streets. Then some thugs decided since they didn't have any more light poles or walls to do graffitis on, they'd put graffitis on those naked fools. So they got ahold of some spray paint and... |
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| and decided to paint rainbows across each one of the naked fools and on one of the fools they decided to go mad crazy and wrote "i like it here" with and arow pointing down to his but..now the third fool stumpy who they had written this on was starting to get annoyed that ppl were taking advantage of him and decided to put some threads on but the other 2 fools locos and mofo loved tey're rainbows and.... |
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| locos was ROY and mofo was GBV and when they stood next to each other they made a whole rainbow! wow, so they held hands and... |
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| then they went to the beach to make a sand castle but then mofo started eating the sand and loco got mad so then..... |
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| so he punshed mofo and mofo puked up all the sand onto locos face and hairless waxed chest with a big ass mother of a chain, but it wasn only sand he puked up but also the avocado sandwitch he had eaten early, so locos was standing there in his lil pink speedo with green puky sand all over him, at this point loco started to turn an unreal red red red and.... |
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| the other day i was walking down ste catherine street and the bouncer of a strip joint told me i had nice shoes |
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| hahahahaha thats funny amber where they the little red ones?? but that has nothing to do with this thread |
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| I think the last two messages just killed this thread lol |
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| ....and decided to go jump in the water since they were at the beach and all and wash off all the green puky sand and shit, when he noticed a... |
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| ... a girl named amber that lifted her shirt in front of him to show him her breast ( o )( o ), following his natural instincts he pulled out his... |
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| leather wipe and started lashing at her bare chest.... |
Neverending Story: Phase 2
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