Neverending Story: Phase 2
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| ...but then he realised that it wasnt Amber at all! It was that chick with the hairy man boobs from Scary Movie! Oh no! Upon realising that what he thought was the amazing Amber wasnt he.... |
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| .. he started jumping up and down cuz he didnt know what to do anymore then he had an idea, he.. |
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| ...opened a can of coke and drank it... damn that was good he said with a sarcastic smile. Now it's time for me to take over the world.
Out of nowhere Julias (an ape from mars) opened a small portal next to Phillipe (another ape) and they suddenly appeared next to this wierd guy... |
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| ...this wierd guy turned to phillipe and julias and introduced himself as charlie brown, now julias and phillipe couldnt understand why they were in this world where everything was in cartoon and everytime this charlie brown opened his mouth to express himself a bubble would appear at the side of his head with words in them. Julias and Phillipe found this all a bit to wierd for their apish selves and opened another portale which took them to... |
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| Disneyland..... |
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| ... and then to the TerrorTower ...
(I didn't read the whole thing , so mehbe it makes no sense ... 0.o') |
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| ...where lil elfs with green socks and red hats jerked off and cummed all over there faces.... |
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| .. then charlie brown said "good grief" :D and ... |
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| meanwhile on the starship enterprise captain picard was really frustrated cause he hasn't had sex in years. Jesus christ, he thought to himself. There so many gurls but I can't get any of them because I need to play role of the captain... In any other cercumstances I would have every girl giving me head in my office... So then he thought of a plan which included... |
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| ...dressing up as jabba the hut from the waiste up and getting those fine ladies wouldnt be a problem, so he thought... |
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| ... let's do it! He got undressed and then figured it would be much better if he didn't have any clothes on at all... Mr. Picard walked out of his little office and onto the bridge where everyone stood still since they could not believe what they saw.
ORDERS... Everyone take off your clothes I got the heat way up... I think we will work better if we don't have any clothes on since that is the way of life.
Meanwhile on Primus Lantis, chiby and walter the third were scanning the skies and an ufo was flyinf above... Holy crapola said chiby... That looks like a space ship... Now chiby wasn't wrong... PPicards ship was up there but little did he know what it was... Off to get the super duper kalafrajilistic missle! Chiby and walter ran as fast as they could to... |
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| to the big room with the little red button to launch but he got distracted when he noticed... |
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| .... that his own red button was showing so he quickly.... |
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| started rubing it untill it.... |
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| .... popped.. hes was so surprised he had to show his mother and when she saw it she spanked him with a huge..... |
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| ..spatula, cause showing mothers things that pop isnt a wise idea...after getting a good beating he decided to..... |
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| wash his pet frog for it had been weeks sence he had been washed. so he turned on the hot water and got the soap out but he ddidnt realize how hot the water was and when he came back with the soap and realized he was boiling the frog, but it was to late the frog was already..... |
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| ..... skinless and started dancing the macarena with his good friend the shoe thief..... |
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| ...as they were doing this kafwin walked by and wondered why their was a skinless frog and a shoe thief dancing to the macarena and realized she must be high off her ass on go lie down fer a while... |
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| where she started pleasure herself with her new vibrator.... |
Neverending Story: Phase 2
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