Im Fucking Bored
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| damn...i wish i could sleep
im just gonna add to the useless crap on ravewave instead
its nice to do my part.... |
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| Yeah I can't sleep I don't know why. I 'm thirsty... brb getting more coffee |
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| coffees always good to help put yrself to sleep
im thinking of cleaning my room
to pass the time an shit |
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| hopefully not both at the same time |
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| shitting is one good way to pass the time |
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| so are huge dildo insertion movies |
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| i saw a double fisting movie today...nastee
give me a badger! |
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| I don't ussually fuck board but sometimes I cut it up and build a table or a spice rack. |
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| you should try it though....ive been fucking board all night and i show no sign of stopping....proves it must b good |
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| badgers have long ass claws. My sac would be ginsued the second after penetration and my poor balls would bungee to freedom and to their death. How ironic.. a testicle can have his freedom from relentless sperm-workbenching but it is that freedom from the seminal vescicals that will kill them. Someday I will die, and I want to donate my testes to mensa. |
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| but isnt that one moment of freedom worth throwing away yr life for?
bring on the badgers!
yeah mensa needs more balls.. |
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| No. That would mean that I can't have kids... then again, it would also mean I could have relentless sex with a steady partner and without a condom. But I like turning them inside out and throwing them against the wall after. They stick it's funny. I've said too much. |
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| pfft kids...who needs em? especially when you could b fucking badgers instead?
fun with condoms...its good when u fill one with water and tape it to yr crotch and walk around like that |
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| ?but I already have a penis......... |
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| MY PENIS WHERES MY PENIS! |
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| hahahahaha now you are DOOMED to wander the earth forever in search of yr missing member, a flaccid water filled condom strapped to yr pants like a badge of shame... |
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| i'm prety bored... come over to my place ;) |
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| I'm joking. Oh and by the way, now your the last person I ever tell if my penis falls off. |
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| oh c'mon, you gotta let me know these things
its important to b aware of the state of penishood of those around you
im thinking of going out for a walk....too jumpy sittin @ the comp all nite...bleh |
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| Don't get mugged. Don't even stand in an open window if you in verdun |
Im Fucking Bored
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