So Who'S The Main Farter?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 9:39am |
 Coolness: 129720 | Lately I've noticed people have really been going hardcore with the flatulence at partys
What do you think are the main reasons for this terrible new trend? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 12:48pm |
 Coolness: 133035 | Blisss, your latest threads suck. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 2:13pm |
 Coolness: 158770 | I'd humor you and say it was me, but I haven't seen you in a reaaaall long time.
Oooh, but remember that French dude you said I was aggressive with? The one in front of Belmont? He ended up managing to get in one of the door guy's face enough to get knocked down. (though I'll agree that this particular bouncer has a reaaaaall short fuse.) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 3:41pm |
| Coolness: 129720 | I do remember that French guy, honestley if you had let me handle the situation instead of getting involved and aggravating it, no one would have got hurt.
Bascially the story is I was walking home from a party I was playing at, I go by Belmont and I see this kid get thrown on the ground by the bouncer, not in front of the club, but literally on the corner of Mont Royal. Its like minus 20 degrees, kid is about 17, bloodied up and in a t-shirt. So I go over to assist, and start reasoning with the kid like "dude go home and smoke a spliff and forget about it". Thats when Masa comes wandering over and starts aggravating the situation even though I had it under control. If that bouncer knocked that kid down, then fuck him!!! The kid was already assaulted inside Belmont, although they only kicked HIM out, not the other dudes who were fighting, the bouncer then assaulted him again on the sidewalk, even though technically that's outside his jurisdiction. Now you're telling me they went to assaul him a third time when he tried to get his jacket. Thats wack! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 4:06pm |
| Coolness: 158770 | Originally Posted By BLISSS
I do remember that French guy, honestley if you had let me handle the situation instead of getting involved and aggravating it, no one would have got hurt. Sure, you dealt with it suuuuper well in the 5 minutes you dealt with him. Never mind that i spent about an hour trying to reason with the guy, BEFORE AND AFTER YOU SHOWED UP. Or that he grabbed me numerous times but was too lame to actually throw a punch like he said he'd do. And meh, j'me lave les mains de celle-là, it's only after i was ordered back inside that he got punched again. Police ALSO tried to reason with him as I left, but I couldn't tell you the deets on that one. Maaaan it must be fun having such a blisssfully skewed POV. Love how you rationale everything to either look good or put me down. Sooo happy i don't see you at parties. Keep the farters wherever you hang out. Update » Masa wrote on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 4:08pm Oh, and the word from inside Belmont is that he was veeerrrry ungentlemanly with a lady. Hence him getting thrown out. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 4:20pm |
| Coolness: 129720 | Originally Posted By MASA
it's only after i was ordered back inside that he got punched again. Sooo happy i don't see you at parties. Keep the farters wherever you hang out. Do you work there or something? Do you even hang out anywhere else than Belmont? The fact is you were just as aggressive and wasted as that kid was. I'm surprised they even let you back in the club to be honest. As for the story I don't know the whole story of what happened inside, I wasn't there, but according to the kid's version, he was dancing to dubstep cause he loves dubstep and then someone bumped into someone else and he got punched. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 4:34pm |
| Coolness: 158770 | I sometimes do, and I do.
There is no fact in what you say, ass. Just your (twisted, imho) perception of the events that occurred. Twisted, obviously, 'cuz you've had it in for me ever since I started posting here, for no fucking apparent reason. Perhaps one day you'll have the balls to put those threats you PMed in application. Until then, I'ma keep arguing with you on here, it makes this place fun. Plus, no one likes getting slandered. Or (empty-)threatened. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 5:01pm |
 Coolness: 248425 | Originally Posted By BLISSS
Lately I've noticed people have really been going hardcore with the flatulence at partys What do you think are the main reasons for this terrible new trend? The answer is super simple. They cut cocaine with laxatives cuz it's cheaper. Notice the farts always start after the drug dealer come. Cheap cocaine = Fart monsters everywhere. At Saphir it was gross. Seriously lol . |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 5:52pm |
 Coolness: 106115 | Coke is such a crappy drug anyways... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 7:44pm |
| Coolness: 129720 | Originally Posted By MASA
Twisted, obviously, 'cuz you've had it in for me ever since I started posting here, for no fucking apparent reason. lol...this guy sees enemies everywhere. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Max_x2 replied on Sat Apr 14, 2012 @ 9:59pm |
 Coolness: 33900 | Originally Posted By BLISSS
I do remember that French guy, honestley if you had let me handle the situation instead of getting involved and aggravating it, no one would have got hurt. Bascially the story is I was walking home from a party I was playing at, I go by Belmont and I see this kid get thrown on the ground by the bouncer, not in front of the club, but literally on the corner of Mont Royal. Its like minus 20 degrees, kid is about 17, bloodied up and in a t-shirt. So I go over to assist, and start reasoning with the kid like "dude go home and smoke a spliff and forget about it". Thats when Masa comes wandering over and starts aggravating the situation even though I had it under control. If that bouncer knocked that kid down, then fuck him!!! The kid was already assaulted inside Belmont, although they only kicked HIM out, not the other dudes who were fighting, the bouncer then assaulted him again on the sidewalk, even though technically that's outside his jurisdiction. Now you're telling me they went to assaul him a third time when he tried to get his jacket. Thats wack! Round 2: Bliss |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Sun Apr 15, 2012 @ 8:18am |
| Coolness: 129720 | Originally Posted By MELODRASTIK
The answer is super simple. They cut cocaine with laxatives cuz it's cheaper. Notice the farts always start after the drug dealer come. Cheap cocaine = Fart monsters everywhere. At Saphir it was gross. Seriously lol . Yeah Saphir was pretty bad for that. I noticed it at Belmont and Blue Dog as well. One night at Belmont I'm just chilling and I see Masa lurking in the corner watching me with these beady eyes like he wants to murder me or something. So I'm like "Oh lord, whats this nut gonna do now". You know what this fucker does, he passes right in front of me and this chick I'm chatting with and lets off the biggest massive silent fart. Now I know its him because as soon as he passed there was a wave of warm air followed by one of the most disgusting stenchs I've ever experienced. It was so bad the guy cleared the whole bar area. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Sun Apr 15, 2012 @ 10:45am |
 Coolness: 265955 | Draaaaamaaaaa *feels like it's Christmas* |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Max_x2 replied on Sun Apr 15, 2012 @ 11:03am |
| Coolness: 33900 | Originally Posted By BLISSS
Yeah Saphir was pretty bad for that. I noticed it at Belmont and Blue Dog as well. One night at Belmont I'm just chilling and I see Masa lurking in the corner watching me with these beady eyes like he wants to murder me or something. So I'm like "Oh lord, whats this nut gonna do now". You know what this fucker does, he passes right in front of me and this chick I'm chatting with and lets off the biggest massive silent fart. Now I know its him because as soon as he passed there was a wave of warm air followed by one of the most disgusting stenchs I've ever experienced. It was so bad the guy cleared the whole bar area. Round 3: Masa =P |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Sun Apr 15, 2012 @ 12:04pm |
| Coolness: 158770 | Maaan, for a 30-something, you sure love fart jokes. Still in an anal phase i guess.
... I dunno what to respond to that. Perhaps that time you played Na's night and cleared the dancefloor? Step it up, wanker, 'cuz yeah, that one didn't get to me. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Mon Apr 16, 2012 @ 3:00am |
| Coolness: 129720 | Correction, you "cleared" the dancefloor lol...
I have a new nickname for you: Gasa |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Mon Apr 16, 2012 @ 3:19am |
| Coolness: 158770 | No, I meant YOU. As in, you were DJing and the dancefloor was empty.
You can cling all you want to some kinda former fame and some musical knowledge, but that's pretty much all you have, innit? If I were you, i'd concentrate on staying relevant, superstar. I haven't seen your name on a line-up in quite some time. Careful, you might end up playing top 40 and taking requests in a douchey club. Update » Masa wrote on Mon Apr 16, 2012 @ 3:20am Also, I'll humor you. Rarely fart in public and even then, I do it outside if I have to, but I'll make sure and rip one for real next time i see you. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Mon Apr 16, 2012 @ 4:22am |
| Coolness: 129720 | I play out all the time at events and places I choose to play at, don't worry about me my friend.
Just because you don't see me on the lineups at dubstep events or psytrance raves with a laptop dosen't mean I don't play out. Its just not stuff I'm interested in playing thats all, too commercial for starters Right now I'm more into playing trip hop, downtempo shit, funk, obscure 80s stuff, dub, reggae, ska, breaks & soul in nice places with nice people who don't fart inside and nice women to chat with & where no one bothers me ;) and where I can make enough to pay my rent, pay my bills, save some cash and not have to get up in the morning. To be honest the current "club/rave" scene dosen't really interest me AT ALL right now, hasen't for a while. I just find everything really BORING, the music for starters, from the generic dubstep to the generic electro/house, it just sounds like music for cokeheads The smell too, just can't stand it anymore either, too many cats letting loose in the club, too many douchebag coke fiends, too much b.o. Its just fucking disgusting |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Mon Apr 16, 2012 @ 9:03am |
| Coolness: 158770 | Your apartment and your mom don't count, Blisss. I still don't see your name anywhere. Even IF you play them sounds, I wouldn't wanna go support such a douchebag DJ.
I tried to be nice. Now I'ma just wait for that time you decide to punch me, or just live your own life and stop trying to get under my skin. Remember; small minds discuss people. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Mon Apr 16, 2012 @ 9:20am |
| Coolness: 129720 | Originally Posted By MASA
Your apartment and your mom don't count, Blisss. I still don't see your name anywhere. Even IF you play them sounds, I wouldn't wanna go support such a douchebag DJ. Again you're wrong, I play out every week and have an excellent reputation as a dj. I am also very nice about it so you're basically talking out of your ass, no offense. Its not like you would know anyways, you pretty much hang out at one club where incidentally I've played many times and will play again. Even then its not like you would show up and even if you did it would only be to complain. You should be the one being careful that you don't get the reputation of being a heckler as well as being a serial troublemaker. Originally Posted By MASA
I tried to be nice. Lol...that one really cracked me up, good one Incidentally why do you have move? Trouble in the appartment? |
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