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Now Thats Ironic, You Idiot.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Olivia replied on Fri Jan 29, 2010 @ 10:06pm |
 Coolness: 67040 | hey ever read something about your astrological sign and it makes perfect sense and you feel like your whole life is written on the piece of paper in front of you? crazy shit.
june 21st .. im a gemini on the cusp of being a cancer The Gemini-Cancer Cusp is inspired. It doesn't matter if this is made known in public or not. This cusp combination is highly devoted to those they love and they offer their care and compassion to their families, their patients, clients and anyone else they work with in any capacity. They are self-effacing and don't put themselves forward for praise. They are the kind of people that their goodness just shines from within. Gemini-Cancer may conflict between their logic and emotions. They have the ability to find inspiration in the most ordinary of things. They do have a problem feeling complete unless they have love, romance and family. Gemini-Cancer needs to work on some things to be successful. First, they need to keep themselves from getting lost in ecstatic experiences. They may have difficulty finding themselves again. Repressing their feelings is a mistake. Destructive emotions can tear them apart; they need to learn how to deal with them and make them more positive. Gemini-Cancer keeps close ties with their families. They are light-hearted and act young, no matter what their age. They are good with food and entertaining. They can be flirtatious, playful, romantic and caring. They have the ability to blend conversational and intellectual skills. They can empathize with their loved ones and help them work through their issues. Gemini-Cancer loves to be home. It is their little corner of the universe where they feel secure and happy. They may be reckless at times; and stay to themselves at others when they feel vulnerable. They are humorous, intelligent, sociable, graceful, loving, cheerful, affectionate, opinionated, seductive, friendly, honest, attractive, spontaneous, flirtatious, loyal, jealous, detached, clumsy, restless, inconsistent, manipulative, and calculating. The Cusp of Magic somehow manages to blend all these attributes into a charming, ethereal being. Individuals born on the Gemini-Cancer cusp are usually fond of children, but may not be able to maintain a marriage because their heart is so easily captured by another. It seems like someone always manages to pick up the pieces when they fail, no matter what realm their endeavor was in. They have magnetic personalities; they are the light bulb around which flutters the hapless moths. They are tolerant of others. They may become over-opinionated. They may enjoy activities such as genealogy, history, archeology and other related topics. They are always curious and active. They can brighten up family get-togethers. They are a bit sensitive emotionally, so they may have sudden ups and downs to contend with. Moodiness can be a problem at times. They do like solitude at times. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» EggmanRobotnik replied on Sat Jan 30, 2010 @ 1:57am |
 Coolness: 31225 | There's some funny stuff sometimes in the horoscope. That's why some of my friends and I read it. Last week for example, it said 'You'll take pleasure to exchange with opposed sex, maybe a little too much to the eyes of your loved one. His jealousy would bring you to hell's doors!'. Ahahah
Yaaay! I'm going to hell! 'Avoid going to the mall today' It sometimes fit my day/feeling. 1/5 of the time I think. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu replied on Sat Jan 30, 2010 @ 9:12am |
 Coolness: 72915 | hehe horroscope in the subway journal is a good way to begin socialising while going from point A to point B.
Standing in the metro is so boring. It's wayyy funnier when you have a conversation with a stranger. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» adLpz replied on Sat Jan 30, 2010 @ 12:38pm |
 Coolness: 46080 | haha this is like when my ex made me read about my sign and hers. she found something interesting, its that we all have other signs like the acendant, hmm let me find a quote
there "The Ascendant (or rising sign) is often considered the mask one wears when meeting others. Perhaps it is most aptly thought of as the automatic responses to one's environment. The Ascendant shows our natural defenses and how we cope with day-to-day issues." i think you need to know the hour you were born at, to know your other signs. its a birth chart.. well makes me a saggitarius and capricorn rising.... but as for the horoscopes they're like fortune cookies, it's lame. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Sat Jan 30, 2010 @ 1:20pm |
 Coolness: 2604020 | Olivia... Have any extra love to give away ^_^... |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Sat Jan 30, 2010 @ 2:55pm |
 Coolness: 164835 | horoscope is the most clever things written on a piece of paper ! pick a sign read it and im sure it will be appropriated ! yes its clever like that |
| I'm feeling i did it for teh lulz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashleypeace replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 12:52pm |
 Coolness: 77675 | Horoscopes are bullshit really, It's astrology and numerations that make more sence. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 2:17pm |
 Coolness: 685625 | ...I'm still failing to see what's so ironic... Does no one know what irony is anymore? |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 2:22pm |
 Coolness: 185390 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
...I'm still failing to see what's so ironic... Does no one know what irony is anymore? +1 i don't get it either à Go, tout le monde copy/paste son horoscope d'aujourd'hui... meh? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 10:16pm |
 Coolness: 265990 | What was this thread for again? |
| I'm feeling panda tek mau-mau right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 10:23pm |
| Coolness: 685625 | LOUD NOISES! |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BOBDYLAN replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 11:59pm |
 Coolness: 148220 | LOL |
| I'm feeling chill ta moule right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Tue Feb 2, 2010 @ 6:21am |
 Coolness: 159155 | Now that's idiotic, you iron. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Tue Feb 2, 2010 @ 6:31am |
 Coolness: 162535 | Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say Aries The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep Taurus You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today Gemini Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through your chest Cancer The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test Leo Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik Virgo All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. Where was I? Libra A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week Scorpio Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak Sagittarius All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den Capricorn The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today |
| I'm feeling instant pirate, just add rum right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Olivia replied on Wed Feb 3, 2010 @ 2:32am |
| Coolness: 67040 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
...I'm still failing to see what's so ironic... Does no one know what irony is anymore? the title was lyrics from a song irrelevant from my horoscope haha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Feb 3, 2010 @ 2:43am |
 Coolness: 131630 | Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
Sagittarius All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den I KNEW THAT SHIT WAS RITE ! today the horoscope , tomorow the headlines XD |
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