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Good Shitting Tips
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 2:23am |
Take some purple e. Purple is great for having a bowel movement | |
I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 9:49am |
Originally Posted By HOST.WUN
lol all my friends know when I'm shitting and talking to them on the phone. They're like "whats that echo? Are you in a tunnel? AWWW NO! YOU'RE SHITTING!" plonk sometimes you just need to answer two calls at once | |
I'm feeling surly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 11:44am |
Sometimes you just need to conference a few friends in for the event.
And does that makes me a bad person if psy is comparable to a full bottle of Exlax as opposed to HHC ? | |
I'm feeling jamaican right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 1:32pm |
Originally Posted By GAMOS
Take some purple e. Purple is great for having a bowel movement HAHAHAHAHAHA the blue makes you releaxed, the red makes you speedy, the purples gives you the shit ! ;) | |
I'm feeling like a superhero right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 1:47pm |
if i remember correctly, purple pills usually meant bad decisions. | |
I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 1:53pm |
ravers dont need pills to make them tough, i mean , bad decisions haha | |
I'm feeling like a superhero right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Thu Nov 19, 2009 @ 7:49pm |
did you know that when you flush, little tiny droplets of piss n' shit tainted toilet water splash out around your bathroom? so, my tip is: close the lid when you flush ...
oh yeah, and if ever you're feeling constipated and don't know what to do about it, just use the toilet plunger that should already be by the toilet ... | |
I'm feeling you up right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Thu Nov 19, 2009 @ 8:14pm |
yeh I always close the lid. Bacteria can fly up to 15 feet UPWARDS :p that means up your nose |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» xbsd replied on Thu Nov 19, 2009 @ 9:15pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 11:19am |
Originally Posted By XBSD
oh QFT ! Goddam. I can now safely laugh at all those idiots who wave their turds goodbye with their faces 2 feet away from the throne. | |
I'm feeling jamaican right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 11:23am |
Originally Posted By KEVIN_FLYNN
I can now safely laugh at all those idiots who wave their turds goodbye with their faces 2 feet away from the throne. What about people who keep their toothbrush not in the medicine cabinet, and that also keep a cup for water/gargling/whatever sitting next to the sink? | |
I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 1:14pm |
* COOOOOOUGH *
Man, that ramen noodle almost shot out through my nose. Makes me glad I have nothing lying on the sink aside from soap. Bottled soap, not a bar where, I suppose, a microscopic layer of shit and pee gets deposited on top every time you flush. | |
I'm feeling jamaican right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_big_jo replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 1:31pm |
Does anyone here bring their laptop into the can with them?
I find it helps entertain me during those post-mexican food marathon sessions. | |
I'm feeling dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 1:48pm |
Originally Posted By THE_BIG_JO
Does anyone here bring their laptop into the can with them? I find it helps entertain me during those post-mexican food marathon sessions. I did that once a long time ago. back before wifi, too. I had a 50 foot ethernet cable hooked up to it. I also did the same with my guitar once.. the need just hit, I didn't have time to take off the guitar, I just ran for the bathroom that was the room across from mine, and it was still plugged in with a 20 foot cord, so to pass the time I was still practicing. | |
I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 3:04pm |
Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I did that once a long time ago. back before wifi, too. I had a 50 foot ethernet cable hooked up to it. I also did the same with my guitar once.. the need just hit, I didn't have time to take off the guitar, I just ran for the bathroom that was the room across from mine, and it was still plugged in with a 20 foot cord, so to pass the time I was still practicing. all this talk of 20 footers is making me wanna crap |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_big_jo replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 3:06pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 3:14pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_big_jo replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 4:28pm |
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