Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Jan 20, 2010 @ 10:34am |
 Coolness: 89720 | (613):So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely. |
| I'm feeling cuba! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Jan 20, 2010 @ 10:40am |
 Coolness: 115515 | (401): after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now. |
| I'm feeling too busy to think right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Jan 20, 2010 @ 5:50pm |
| Coolness: 89720 | (970):The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
(352):I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial. lulz (315):i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love |
| I'm feeling cuba! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rammius replied on Wed Jan 20, 2010 @ 6:46pm |
 Coolness: 32275 | Originally Posted By BATZ
(315):i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love FTW |
| I'm feeling vigilant right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Jan 20, 2010 @ 9:20pm |
| Coolness: 115515 | Originally Posted By BATZ
(315):i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love <3 |
| I'm feeling too busy to think right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Feb 2, 2010 @ 5:39pm |
| Coolness: 89720 | (845):mondays should just be called national damage control day
(518):alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from? (1-518):dude. you drew those with your dick (425):im bored tell me something entertaining (206):You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam. (443):Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one. (219):rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them omg the last one is epic :) |
| I'm feeling fuck this cough right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Tue Feb 2, 2010 @ 6:28pm |
 Coolness: 103235 | Haha yeah I saw that one yesterday, quite awesome imo |
| I'm feeling cuck my sock right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Feb 3, 2010 @ 9:08am |
| Coolness: 115515 | (212): You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
(475): Yeah? (212): Stuck it in his pooper. (407): sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch (508): VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING. |
| I'm feeling too busy to think right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 2:51pm |
| Coolness: 89720 | (647):Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page. |
| I'm feeling fuck this cough right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 2:55pm |
 Coolness: 93475 | Originally Posted By BATZ
(647):Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page. yes. yes we are. |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Feb 10, 2010 @ 3:05pm |
| Coolness: 89720 | (412):thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
(949):Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me? (1-949):are you seriously doing this over text message (949):hahaha no, but i am dumping you. 2 nice subjects from RW :) |
| I'm feeling all fired up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» raisinlove replied on Thu Feb 11, 2010 @ 12:44am |
 Coolness: 62930 | Originally Posted By BATZ
(949):Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me? (1-949):are you seriously doing this over text message (949):hahaha no, but i am dumping you. awesome, please let this thread go one forever! |
| I'm feeling subverting the world right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Feb 11, 2010 @ 9:13am |
| Coolness: 89720 | (907):The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of Smirnoff as a water bottle.
(907):Nevermind, it's not water. |
| I'm feeling all fired up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Feb 11, 2010 @ 9:24am |
 Coolness: 113375 | (805):you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out. ( EWWWWWWW!)
(817):maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me. |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agaguk replied on Thu Feb 11, 2010 @ 5:50pm |
 Coolness: 57385 | My friends send me the coolest texts... lol
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| I'm feeling hyperactive right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Thu Feb 11, 2010 @ 5:51pm |
 Coolness: 226255 | <3's
Vendredi, on s'maries? Wuz YOUR idea in the first place... |
| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agaguk replied on Thu Feb 11, 2010 @ 5:52pm |
| Coolness: 57385 | Originally Posted By MOLOCH
<3's Vendredi, on s'maries? Wuz YOUR idea in the first place... Hmm faudrait jte baptise avant manne. |
| I'm feeling hyperactive right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Thu Feb 11, 2010 @ 5:57pm |
| Coolness: 226255 | Originally Posted By JOEY
Hmm faudrait jte baptise avant manne. Desole, chui luciferien. Un babteme me ferais fondre mon ame..;( Update » MolocH wrote on Thu Feb 11, 2010 @ 5:59pm A moin ke ton baptmeme consiste en une eclat de cheez whizz sur mon front habille en youpii.... |
| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Feb 12, 2010 @ 11:24am |
| Coolness: 89720 | (402):she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
(1-402):you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys. (208):dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here (1-208):what the hell does that mean? (208):nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages (857):he had to chose between the booze and condoms (774):what did he choose? (857):the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right? |
| I'm feeling all fired up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Fri Feb 12, 2010 @ 12:21pm |
| Coolness: 113375 | Originally Posted By BATZ
(857):he had to chose between the booze and condoms (774):what did he choose? (857):the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right? Gold! (701):My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this... (503):So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk. (914):you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
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