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Altered Beats Is Coming Soon!!! Who Wants To Play ???
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady_A replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 2:47pm |
 Coolness: 96760 | Originally Posted By PROTEUS4000
ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !! Stune joke??? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 3:19pm |
 Coolness: 159230 | Originally Posted By PROTEUS4000
ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS... ONLY TO FIND OUT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND THAT IT'S YOUR MOM ? AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK BUT INSTEAD IT'S A BIG BURLY JUICED UP WEIGHTLIFTER ASKING YOU IF YOU NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THAT AS HE GETS BEHIND YOU REAL CLOSE AND YOU FEEL HIS HARD LOVE MUSCLE PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR BUTT CHEEKS ? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO FOLLOW YOU HOME AND HE'S GOING TO JACK YOU OFF IN FRONT OF HIS SHITTY CAM WHILE YOU'RE CRYING ??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC 300 POUND GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS WAITING TO RAPE YOU IN THE BATHROOM !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT AND RAVE PROMOTER GOING TO JAIL IN FULL EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG SLIGHTLY OBESE GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO REAM YOUR ASS WITH THEIR LATEX DILDOS BROUGHT ON BY YOUR EGO-DRIVEN MORONIC DESIRE TO BONE ANYTHING WITH A HOLE BUT THE JOKES ON YOU AS YOUR ANUS IS GETTING TEARED APART WHILE OTHER GIRLS ARE PRESENT JUST TO CALL YOU DEMEANING NAMES, INSULT, SPIT AND YELL AT YOU FOR ALL THE SHIT "YOUR KIND" HAS DONE TO THEM WHILE YOU'RE GETTING IT FROM BEHIND HANDCUFFED TO THE BED OF SOME GOTHIC CHICK WHILE EMO MUSIC FLOODS THE ROOM AS YOU CRY AND WISH YOU WOULD'VE STAYED HOME THAT NIGHT AND JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN !! Fixed |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 3:33pm |
 Coolness: 93605 | 
fixed |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 4:02pm |
 Coolness: 282565 |  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» diss0nance replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 4:52pm |
 Coolness: 48615 | uhh... what he said. lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 5:50pm |
 Coolness: 685700 | Originally Posted By V2-1
Fixed  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 6:47pm |
 Coolness: 509670 | Originally Posted By V2-1
So wait, this isn't about Altered Beast ? 
Well fuck this then. aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh what game is that?! i played it when I was like 6years old and loveded it! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 6:51pm |
| Coolness: 282565 | altered beast! duuhhh :p |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 8:32pm |
 Coolness: 83985 | yeah... i apparently skimmed over most of this thread without reading anything.
eeesh.... i'm still looking for a t.o. gig in august though. can anybody recommend some good promoters to hit up? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 9:04pm |
| Coolness: 282565 | I wonder why those ravers on the flyer are so sleepy - maybe they're gonna be giving out free "happy juice" at this rapefest.
party hard, sleep hard, get raped hard. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 9:54pm |
 Coolness: 133145 | Originally Posted By PROTEUS4000
ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !! Originally Posted By v2-1
ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS... ONLY TO FIND OUT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND THAT IT'S YOUR MOM ? AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK BUT INSTEAD IT'S A BIG BURLY JUICED UP WEIGHTLIFTER ASKING YOU IF YOU NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THAT AS HE GETS BEHIND YOU REAL CLOSE AND YOU FEEL HIS HARD LOVE MUSCLE PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR BUTT CHEEKS ? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO FOLLOW YOU HOME AND HE'S GOING TO JACK YOU OFF IN FRONT OF HIS SHITTY CAM WHILE YOU'RE CRYING ??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC 300 POUND GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS WAITING TO RAPE YOU IN THE BATHROOM !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT AND RAVE PROMOTER GOING TO JAIL IN FULL EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG SLIGHTLY OBESE GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO REAM YOUR ASS WITH THEIR LATEX DILDOS BROUGHT ON BY YOUR EGO-DRIVEN MORONIC DESIRE TO BONE ANYTHING WITH A HOLE BUT THE JOKES ON YOU AS YOUR ANUS IS GETTING TEARED APART WHILE OTHER GIRLS ARE PRESENT JUST TO CALL YOU DEMEANING NAMES, INSULT, SPIT AND YELL AT YOU FOR ALL THE SHIT "YOUR KIND" HAS DONE TO THEM WHILE YOU'RE GETTING IT FROM BEHIND HANDCUFFED TO THE BED OF SOME GOTHIC CHICK WHILE EMO MUSIC FLOODS THE ROOM AS YOU CRY AND WISH YOU WOULD'VE STAYED HOME THAT NIGHT AND JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN !! LOL!!! both soundz like an amazing night o(^_^)o |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Wed Jul 8, 2009 @ 11:54pm |
 Coolness: 164910 | heahaeheha javais pas lu les details mais thanx pour les insights :)))) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Thu Jul 9, 2009 @ 4:42pm |
 Coolness: 76820 | Originally Posted By MURDOCK_ROCK
yeah... i apparently skimmed over most of this thread without reading anything. eeesh.... i'm still looking for a t.o. gig in august though. can anybody recommend some good promoters to hit up? You sir, need to talk to the cats doing Base:War. The contact would be Carl Heindl, a.k.a. Sincere Trade. This is a regular electro/breaks/tech night that's been going well for the last little while, involving former members of Math Hooker. It will not only be a fun gig but full of hot women who will do anything for Montreal boys. And none of them are into ahem... cosplay. So the CRT screen will not need a squeegee like the other "party". I can recommend you to him if you want. |
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