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Deadly Snake Bites Man'S Penis
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GODISDEAD_ replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 1:34pm |
 Coolness: 77305 | Deadly snake bites penis
A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood. The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing. Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison. Shock But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests. An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him. "But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock. "I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed." |
| I'm feeling nkotb right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 1:37pm |
 Coolness: 171855 | je sais pas pourquoi mais sa ma tout de suite fait penser a l'expression :
"ce gars la fourrais une couleur si y'était capable de la tenir" :P Dans ces cas la, si cela avait été poison, il faut pas sucer pour faire sortir le poison? ;) |
| I'm feeling gabber bitch right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 1:38pm |
 Coolness: 134285 | some japanese guys pay for that sort of thing. |
| I'm feeling merkle right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GODISDEAD_ replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 1:48pm |
| Coolness: 77305 | japanese guys will pay for anything... |
| I'm feeling nkotb right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 1:56pm |
 Coolness: 133050 | in a Combichrist song there's a sample
with a Female voice that says: ''My mother once told me that a man could fuck a snake if he holds its head'' |
| I'm feeling suicidal right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 1:57pm |
 Coolness: 84950 | Originally Posted By GODISDEAD_
guys will pay for anything... fixed. |
| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GODISDEAD_ replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 1:57pm |
| Coolness: 77305 | you love it |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 1:58pm |
| Coolness: 84950 | Originally Posted By KUZUTETSU
in a Combichrist song there's a sample with a Female voice that says: ''My mother once told me that a man could fuck a snake if he holds its head'' Thats in shaftman too. |
| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 30, 2008 @ 2:05pm |
 Coolness: 685605 | I wonder if the snake thought it was another snake and wanted to mate. |
| I'm feeling the beast right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sat May 31, 2008 @ 11:53am |
 Coolness: 159135 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I wonder if the snake thought it was another snake and wanted to mate. Mating snakes attack each other ? Oh wait, unless they are both male and fight for a female. Right. Nobody thought of checking if the snake was provoked. Maybe the guy said this while peeing : " Aaaaaah, finally. I've been holding it in for the past 25 miles. Relief. Aaaah. Let's see if I can make a figure 8 with....what's this ? A snake ? Hey little buddy, look it rains yellow. Hahahaha. Poor little sn... WHAT ? FUUUUUUUUCK ! DEAR GOD ! GET OFF ME ! SHIIIIIT OUCH ! " * slaps snake repeatedly * |
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