13 Year Old Hires Hookers To Play Halo 3
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat May 10, 2008 @ 6:23pm |
 Coolness: 685675 | This kid is my fucking hero.
[ www.money.co.uk ] A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order. Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered. The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities. When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls. Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead. Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services. Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sat May 10, 2008 @ 6:46pm |
 Coolness: 178730 | well it's cool, I'd rather play Xbox than fuck random people too ;)
especially 13 years-old lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MomentRising replied on Sat May 10, 2008 @ 6:56pm |
| Coolness: 29740 | 3 years of community service is better than a lifetime of AIDS ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Sat May 10, 2008 @ 6:56pm |
 Coolness: 162585 | Werd to that. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sat May 10, 2008 @ 7:05pm |
 Coolness: 159205 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. He called up some hookers with other people's money. That kid's got politics down to a tee ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» WhiteLight replied on Sat May 10, 2008 @ 9:34pm |
 Coolness: 50465 | Lol...ça c'est High Life! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Sat May 10, 2008 @ 10:05pm |
 Coolness: 93580 | hahahahfahhahqahhhhahhahahah |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MomentRising replied on Sun May 11, 2008 @ 12:28am |
| Coolness: 29740 | Originally Posted By VERSION2MINUS1 HE'S FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEP OF THAT POLITICIAN GUY THAT GOT CAUGHT IN NEW YORK.
ORIGINALLY POSTED BY SCREWHEAD RALPH'S AMBITION IS TO ONE DAY BECOME A POLITICIAN. HE CALLED UP SOME HOOKERS WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY. THAT KID'S GOT POLITICS DOWN TO A TEE ! So he doesn't have it down to a tee... he has it naturally! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun May 11, 2008 @ 12:31am |
| Coolness: 685675 | "We just played some X-Box" is the new "I never inhaled"! |
| I'm feeling penishands right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Luna-1 replied on Sun May 11, 2008 @ 12:04pm |
| Coolness: 118585 | muahahhaa |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Sun May 11, 2008 @ 12:40pm |
| Coolness: 93580 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
"We just played some X-Box" is the new "I never inhaled"! hasn't that been the phrase for a while now... What happened at the party? Oh nothing really, we just sat around and gamed for 7 hours. Why are your eyes so red? We woke up early to play some Call of Duty Why are you all jittery? I got over-stimulated from playing mario tennis What are you thinking about? A few months ago when I was playing x-box with Sarah, she couldn't find Halo. So we had to play Rocketmen: It Came from Uranus instead. There was way too much Resistance though, and Sarah was all like "We've never played this game before, and neither of us have read the guidebook." As a result, I was just going to play Alone in the Dark, but Sarah wanted to play a multi-player game. So we tried playing Motorstorm, and it was fun, but it really wasn't amazing, you know? So we decided to play lord of the rings, but just before we got to The White Council, I would just quickly switch Gears of War, and Spiderman all over her face. Well, obviously, I just got too lost in the gaming since Im just Too Human, and now im in a real Time Crisis. Shes catholic, so I got to figure out how to induce a mis-caraige before a little Roogoo comes out of her. Cuz if that happens, child support will be my Call of Duty, which means less money for getting high. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» giorgio_moisi replied on Sun May 11, 2008 @ 8:12pm |
 Coolness: 55485 | They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
Genius. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon May 12, 2008 @ 7:59am |
 Coolness: 185440 | haha malade |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kwickStah replied on Mon May 12, 2008 @ 11:05am |
 Coolness: 65630 | ...
une full de gaget: une coupe de miller de dollard deux pute pour jouer a halo 3: 2000$ voyage a wall disney: $$$ bien eduquer son fils...sa n'a pas de prix. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Mon May 12, 2008 @ 11:17am |
| Coolness: 178730 | des certificats pour devenir parents, ça serait-tu une bonen idée? |
| I'm feeling fuck off right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Mon May 12, 2008 @ 11:22am |
 Coolness: 85020 | Ask Plato. |
| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dr_Jwa replied on Mon May 12, 2008 @ 11:25am |
 Coolness: 67065 | At that price, I wonder if the girls were at least goodat Halo 3 ???!!!  |
| I'm feeling rambelectr0 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon May 12, 2008 @ 11:49am |
| Coolness: 185440 | moi je leur aurait demander de me faire a bouffer en prime! |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Mon May 12, 2008 @ 11:55am |
 Coolness: 134355 | call up expensive escorts then say it really turns you on when they clean your bathroom.\\
make sure there is a shit in teh toilet. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Mon May 12, 2008 @ 12:00pm |
| Coolness: 85020 | and floor, and sink, and walls.. |
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