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New Zealand Man 'Raped By Wombat' Claims He Now Speaks Australian
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:06am |
 Coolness: 685685 | A NEW Zealand man has been sentenced to community work after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported. The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know." Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work. Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life. |
| I'm feeling like cheezing right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:27am |
 Coolness: 295070 | tx, now my day is complete :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_big_jo replied on Fri Apr 11, 2008 @ 7:23pm |
 Coolness: 56680 | Did a Dingo eat his baaaaby? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Sun Apr 13, 2008 @ 12:27pm |
 Coolness: 266050 | HAHAHA best news ever |
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New Zealand Man 'Raped By Wombat' Claims He Now Speaks Australian
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