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Hey People It'S The International Steak And Blowjob Day!
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| Originally Posted By DRGONZO
THE most AWESOME thing EVER.
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| It's now March 15th, the day after Steak & Blowjob day.
So. How many of you ACTUALLY got a steak and a blowjob yesterday. Lemme hear you.
*cricket sounds* |
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| I'm feeling d&b selektah right now.. |
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| We wanted to go for steak @ Steak Frites... got there we were 6, they were full. Guillaume Latendresse and Brian Smolinski were there with 3 HAWT women... guess they got a happy ending. I got no steak and no BJ, I'll go cry now... Upstaged by NHL players FTL. |
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| I'm feeling peanut butter jelly right now.. |
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| Who's emo now, eh ?
Bwahahahahahaha ! j/k |
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| :( |
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| Originally Posted By STRIK_IX
We wanted to go for steak @ Steak Frites... got there we were 6, they were full. Guillaume Latendresse and Brian Smolinski were there with 3 HAWT women... guess they got a happy ending. I got no steak and no BJ, I'll go cry now... Upstaged by NHL players FTL.
Well, you never know. Maybe they can't get it up.
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| I'm feeling d&b selektah right now.. |
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| hahahah |
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| i ate a muffin and had my asshole eaten,does that count |
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| It depends. Did you shower before or after the ass eating? Also, were there any spoons involved? Any spoons at all.. |
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| How about knives ? Any knives used ? How about a whole cutlery set ? Oh, what about a pitchfork ? |
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| Well-done? Medium? Rare?
Did you trim your ass hair or? |
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| Did u use chocolate syrup? or honey steak sauce? Or did u go all dressed? or no dressed? |
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| pre shower.
and a magnum marker Update » regimental911 wrote on Sat Mar 15, 2008 @ 7:43pm and i didnt shave,she was a trooper |
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| You people don't get it.
Valentine's Day should be a special day where a man showers love and affection on his woman. He should buy her expensive chocolates, wine, and flowers, taker her out to the best places in town, then lovingly massage her with fine oil back at her place while scented candles add to the aroma.
Then, in gratitude for his kindness and devotion, a woman must then provide her man with steak and blowjobs every day for the remaining 364 days of the year! Now THATS how its supposed to happen. |
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| you make me sick. |
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| AHAHAHHAH |
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| :P |
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| Originally Posted By POISONED_CANDY
You people don't get it.
Valentine's Day should be a special day where a man showers love and affection on his woman. He should buy her expensive chocolates, wine, and flowers, taker her out to the best places in town, then lovingly massage her with fine oil back at her place while scented candles add to the aroma.
Then, in gratitude for his kindness and devotion, a woman must then provide her man with steak and blowjobs every day for the remaining 364 days of the year! Now THATS how its supposed to happen.
HAHA I LOVE YOU MAN! |
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| Originally Posted By HUMAN_DISEASE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
I'VE CAUGHT TEH HUMAN DISEASE!!!!!!!11 |
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| SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Hey People It'S The International Steak And Blowjob Day!
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