The Confessional
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| I can be vrey mean |
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| i got "fired" yesterday |
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| i sometimes throw intellectual babble at people to see if theyre intelligent enough to know im making fun of them |
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| you cannot grade someone's inteligence unless you are smarter then that person. |
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| well thats hwy i throw them that shyte to see if im smarter or not than they are |
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| i have supersensitive hearing.. i can hear sounds at 60Hz |
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| k is good |
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| I went down on my girlfriend in my sleep once...it woke her up and she thought i was awake so she just enjoyed it....soon after, i DID wake up,looked around(with a slightly confused look on my face)...that's when she realized i had been asleep the whole time :lol Once i realized where i was i kept going :b |
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| my front tooth broke 4 times |
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| i'm not as smart as i want to be. |
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| ahahaa.. caj that was pretty funny.
I ate a hot dog for breakfest. And dinner infront of the t.v. |
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| I'm a vampire and I eat pickles |
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| i still chuckle when i think about it :) I wish i coulda seen my face |
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| Didn't pay for my coffee and walked out
by accident |
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| sounds familiar huh Patrick? |
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| i chipped my front teeth by biting into a piece of cheese once |
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| i didnt walk out on my bill... i said goodbye to the manager dude and he said bye... they just forgot that i hadnt paid... and i *cough cough* had forgoten too...
and stop calling me patrick! |
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| me n my friend from work don't pay for gas. |
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| Forgive me father for I have sinned |
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| I only left a tip of 60 cents today.. but it was all I had!! |
The Confessional
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