Bike Sex Man Placed On Probation
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Wed Nov 14, 2007 @ 5:53pm |
 Coolness: 238665 | A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'." Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan. He now lives in Ayr. LMAO>>>>>>>>>>> [ news.bbc.co.uk ] |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Nov 14, 2007 @ 8:03pm |
 Coolness: 178690 | *sings randomly* i just wanna ride my bicycllleeeeeeeeeeee, biiiicycleeeeeeee... |
| I'm feeling seeking my prey right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Wed Nov 14, 2007 @ 10:22pm |
 Coolness: 145245 | ^filthy |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Thu Nov 15, 2007 @ 9:02am |
 Coolness: 185400 | :| |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Nov 15, 2007 @ 3:04pm |
 Coolness: 509605 | First of all, lol.
Second of all, is that really illegal? I think that's a blatant waste of taxpayer money. Is 'do no harm' really too complicated for authority to grasp as being the only real justifiable law? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Thu Nov 15, 2007 @ 3:25pm |
| Coolness: 185400 | wais surtout qu'il avait prit le temps de se louer une chambre d'hotel pour l'occasion! gosh! :P |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Thu Nov 15, 2007 @ 4:18pm |
 Coolness: 171885 | c'est plus en institution psychiatrique qu'il devrait être...
A moin que ce soit un trycicle (bycicle mineur :P) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Thu Nov 15, 2007 @ 6:00pm |
| Coolness: 185400 | haha t'es tellement fière de ta blague que c'est ça qui me fais rire hahahha ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 1:01am |
| Coolness: 509605 | la fierte est de quoi etre fier |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 9:01am |
| Coolness: 171885 | Originally Posted By DAF HAHA T'ES TELLEMENT FIÈRE DE TA BLAGUE QUE C'EST ÇA QUI ME FAIS RIRE HAHAHHA ;)
Je suis toujours fière de mes jokes poches!!! Faut assumer dans la vie :P le bon comme le moin bon !!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 9:50am |
| Coolness: 185400 | ;)
et micheal, t'essaie tu de voler la job a captain obvious?! heh |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 11:39am |
| Coolness: 171885 | hehehe je savais pas son vrai nom :P
Maintenant je peut voler ton âme AlienZed !!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 11:43am |
| Coolness: 185400 | uhoh! :| hahaha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 4:03pm |
| Coolness: 509605 | some guy at a bus stop already stole it...
D: je pense m'en acheter un nouveau :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Nov 20, 2007 @ 12:52pm |
| Coolness: 185400 | un nouveau nom?
une nouvelle âme :|? |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Nov 21, 2007 @ 1:22pm |
| Coolness: 509605 | bah, les deux!! :D hey Daf, kes tu fais vendredi!? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Thu Nov 22, 2007 @ 10:16am |
| Coolness: 185400 | ce vendredi? hmm jbois :D! et toi? tu veux faire de quoi? Serais pas pire pentoute, envoie moi un message! :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer replied on Thu Nov 22, 2007 @ 10:57am |
 Coolness: 92310 | . |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Thu Nov 22, 2007 @ 6:41pm |
 Coolness: 146370 | Originally Posted By MOONDANCER
. point taken |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer replied on Fri Nov 23, 2007 @ 8:13am |
| Coolness: 92310 | Jeheh just testing. I was having that weird logout problem. |
| I'm feeling bored right now.. | |
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