American Soap
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| ***And now a word from our sponsors***
"You guys are beginning to scare me"
*** And now back to our show*** |
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| Ridge, I have something to tell you: I am your cousin and I'm pregnant. We are gonna give birth to a retarded monster!
*dramatic silence* |
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| I'm feeling dizzy right now.. |
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| Oh non, Bradley! |
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| I'm feeling hornynsane right now.. |
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| Bradley James Torson was his name. He wasn't a tall man, but at 7 foot 4 inches he wasn't exactly short either.
Anyway, he's been dead for 20 years!!! He was killed by... |
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| I'm feeling home right now.. |
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| a rabid whore on santa-monica boulevard. some say the ghost of his penis still walks the avenue... |
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| I'm feeling uber-stalked right now.. |
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| until he stole the virginity of a 1000 men, 500 women, a clown and a rabid mongoose !
The story also says that her wife ... |
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| I'm feeling twisted little fuck right now.. |
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| used to eat ridiculous amounts of all bran.
wich make his sex life a little crappy. Her beeing a he and all... |
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| I'm feeling uber-stalked right now.. |
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| *interrupting conversation*
haaaa ... someone is having a heart attack next door ! I think it's your long lost father ! |
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| I'm feeling twisted little fuck right now.. |
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| And that's when the Pope barged in. He yelled at the top of his lungs so that every one would hear, he yelled: |
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| I'm feeling home right now.. |
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| Where`s mah strap on?
Can`t get the holy nail to stand and there`s a boy`s choir im mah room! |
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| I'm feeling up to no good right now.. |
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| *the boys choir barge in and rip off their masks* "why that's not a boy's choir at all.. it's a squadren of midgen cops!" |
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| /me barges in... 'take me to your leader!!!' |
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| I'm feeling homesick right now.. |
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| What is it with all of the barging?!
I HATE YOU ALL! |
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| I'm feeling extracurricularific right now.. |
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| *catches shoe* OMG.. this is the sho that I got shot for last year! *GASP* YOU!!! |
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| ***et tout le monde danses*** |
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| ...the CHICKEN DANCE!!! |
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| it`s kinda hard with an alien mucnching on mah toes... |
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| That's his way of telling you that he misses his owner. |
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| I'm feeling serendipidy right now.. |
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| OMG someone killed Georges! |
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| Meh.. no one liked him anyway. |
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| I'm feeling serendipidy right now.. |
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