Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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| Originally Posted By NEMORAVE
LOL
Your grandfather died of the orgasm I gave him
Lmao, both you and pussyvamp rock. |
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| I'm feeling cool right now.. |
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| bum sex is the new intercourse |
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| I'm feeling surly right now.. |
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| ca veut rien dire |
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| I'm feeling ice cream right now.. |
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| Pour une blonde, t'es vraiment pas conne (since I'm not blond I don't care, but my girlfriend's man said that too her and not in a joking way) |
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| I'm feeling yiiiipiiiii right now.. |
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| mais vraiment! t'es pas conne! !!! |
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| I'm feeling 100% off right now.. |
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| Oh.. I never told you that I have like, 5 different std's? |
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| I'm feeling utterly insane right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By PUSSYVAMP
Oh.. I never told you that I have like, 5 different std's?
Yeah, you really shouldn't bother telling her that - she'll find out on her own soon enough! |
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| I'm feeling hiveminded right now.. |
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| Bitch, do the dishes. |
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| I'm feeling utterly insane right now.. |
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| Hey Fatty - wanna run off to the kitchen and grab me a cookie? |
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| I'm feeling hiveminded right now.. |
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| I think you need a diet. |
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| I'm feeling utterly insane right now.. |
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| Those pants make your butt look big!
You look kinda like your sister (only if her sister is fat/ugly/both) |
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| I'm feeling bleh right now.. |
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| you look kinda like your sister from behind! no wonder i got confused last time! |
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| I'm feeling coin-operated right now.. |
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| You look kinda like your sister.. but not as pretty. |
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| I'm feeling utterly insane right now.. |
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| I love you.... (Nothing freaks 'em out more!) |
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| I'm feeling discouraged! right now.. |
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| Make me a sandwich WHILE you blow me. |
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| I'm feeling 100% off right now.. |
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| yeah, you have to wait for the sandwich to come after :P patience! haha |
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| I'm feeling beat up by flash right now.. |
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| no I want to come and the sandwhich to come at the same time |
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| I'm feeling 100% off right now.. |
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| Oh, that's logical.
*kneels* |
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| I'm feeling beat up by flash right now.. |
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| mmmmm MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM mmmmmmmmmmm |
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| I'm feeling 100% off right now.. |
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| Oh, I must ask before... what kind of sandwich? |
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| I'm feeling beat up by flash right now.. |
Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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