Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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| How to define weather you're cheating on your girlfriend or not, by Marilyn Manson:
- You can squeeze fake tits because they’re not actually real, so you’re not cheating.
- Blow jobs don’t count-they’re like handshakes and autographs.
- If you are in a time zone that is ahead of the time zone your girlfriend is in, use the following equation to determine whether or not you’ve cheated: Let X be the time difference between the two countries and let Y be the number of hours that have elapsed since you slept with another woman. If you talk to your girlfriend and YX, you cheated.
- If it was part of a public performance, it doesn’t count.
- If you remember the name of a girl that someone else had a one-night stand with, then you cheated because you thought about it more than the person who got laid did. If you don’t have a girlfriend, this just makes you desperate and counts as one cheat against your future girlfriend.
- If the girl has a tattoo with your name on it, then it’s just common courtesy to have sex with her.
- If she has the same name as your girlfriend, it’s not cheating-or if the first letter of her name is the same. If neither of these apply, spritz her with your girlfriend’s favorite scent before having sex and you’re all right. |
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| yep, that's what I'm talking about ... this ol' good Manson with all his tact ! |
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| sweet! |
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| I'm feeling wednesday right now.. |
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| lol |
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| I'm feeling spores of infinity right now.. |
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| you sound like a menstruating walrus when you sleep |
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| I'm feeling ...... right now.. |
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| hehehe |
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| I'm feeling wednesday right now.. |
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| oh .. honney ! What are you doing here ? Oh ... we went home together last night ? Gee, I was so drunk, I thought it was some other chix ... |
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| I'm feeling tease right now.. |
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| Your tits need a job. |
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| I'm feeling bouncy right now.. |
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| You want it WHERE? |
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| I'm feeling crazy hot sexay right now.. |
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| i hate your face, die |
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| I'm feeling herpes ahoy! right now.. |
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| lol |
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| I'm feeling fish baw soup right now.. |
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| I love you. |
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| I'm feeling torn apart by horses right now.. |
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| T'es belle de loin mais loin d'etre belle... |
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| I'm feeling loved right now.. |
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| It's not that I don't love you, it's just that you have more facial hair than I do... |
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| I'm feeling bouncy right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By ALIENZED
It's not that I don't love you, it's just that you have more facial hair than I do...
But tell you what... you shave that goatee off and i'll take you out for dinner. in public this time! |
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| the password to my computer is ... |
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| hahaha |
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| 1) Looks like I picked the wrong person when I chose you over my ex
2) Call me next week when you're off your rag
3) You're the only bad thing in my life |
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| I'm feeling her tits right now.. |
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| 1) Keep the change.
2) You were better last time.
3) Give me my change bitch. |
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| I'm feeling home right now.. |
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| So is the baby mine? |
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| I'm feeling relatively high right now.. |
Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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