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| Originally Posted By PSILO MOI JE SERAIS TENTE PAR UNE GERBOISE OU UN LEMMINGS PARCEQUE J'AI UN TOUT PETIT PENISSE :}
hahaha mon ami dit tjrs quil use de duck-tape sur son hamster avant de le fourrer sinon il explose |
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| ohhhh I've been waiting for this moment.
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I'm feeling sleepyyy right now.. |
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| I'd use a puffin.
those penguins that have puffy hair.
and "use" is a very vague term here. |
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| Originally Posted By NEIJYA
ohhhh I've been waiting for this moment.
POUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TU la sortis au bon moment aussi ;) GJ |
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I'm feeling ready for hb6 !!! right now.. |
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| yaaaaark c louche par ici!!!!!
je choisierias probabalement un singe ...yark Update » zuuuuuu wrote on Wed Mar 7, 2007 @ 7:05pm If you were forced at gunpoint, by a FRIEND turned maniac zoophile, to choose an animal to have sex with... any animal ( except humans )..
you have weird friens... |
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| Apparently, having sex with a dolphin is called making love, since it's censentual.
There's a dude who studies this:
[ www.sexwork.com ]
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
Wooooo. |
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| id go for a wabbit... cuz when ur done with it, u can clean ur dick with its fur! ^_^ |
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| Some monkeys can learn how to smoke. So maybe a monkey. Just to be able to share that post-sex smoke. |
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I'm feeling party in my pants right now.. |
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| i would so take a Leopard...especially the snow leopard .Intense eyes,sexy walking .Wild agressive but so sweet at the same time.Definitely
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| my mother was raped b gypsy transvestite hookers on crack
she cried a lot |
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I'm feeling camel sex right now.. |
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| ok... i just read that dolphin fucker story...
and thats some wierd ass shit yo....
i'm gunna stick to ass banging llamaa's.... |
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| You don't like being "manipulated"? |
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| This is sick... I am against sex with animals or children... It is completelly unhealthy...
So my answer would be "Shoot me now, mother fuck*r, I won't give in to your sick, twisted, perverted..." BANG!
(Dead Butter on the floor) |
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I'm feeling weekend made 2 party right now.. |
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| Sometimes I wonder if browsing these forums and sp4c3_gh3tt0 in the same evening is a good idea, since I saw this in the latter and this thread came to mind...
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| What is that, a new zeland hooker? |
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| OH NOOOOO SHE'S GONNA BITE AND KILL US !!!!!
RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Awwwwww I wanna squish his pom pom head. |
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| fuck... ce bin sick loll |
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I'm feeling eee 2night!!! right now.. |
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