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Britney Shaves Her Head.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Vanessa_Lutz replied on Mon Feb 19, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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*The Sun UK reports that Britney Spears bizarre recent breakdown capped off this weekend when she shaved her head has been fueled by her belief that she will lose her kids in a divorce settlement to Kevin Federline. Lawyers for KFed have tried to portray Britney as an unfit mother who cares more about partying than raising her kids. This hasn't been hard for the lawyers to do. Britney stayed less than 12 hours in a rehab last week before returning to California last Friday, where she briefly visited her sons in Malibu before taking off for the night with some friends. She was seen sobbing in her limo for ten minutes before she entered Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana at 6.15pm. After hairdressers refused to shave her head, Britney — whose tearstains were visible on her hooded top — grabbed the clippers and did it herself. When she left, she drove aimlessly around LA for 40 minutes. About 8pm, her car pulled up to the Body and Soul Tattoo parlor. With shaved hair all over her top, she got two new tats: a set of pink lips on her wrist and a black and a white and pink cross on her lower hip. At about 2am, she was seen at the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills wearing a dark wig. Sources said she spoke with staff before entering a private room. She was seen with a friend and seemed "disturbed". The Drudge Report says she was seen begging staff, "help me". But she left after just over an hour and was seen heading home. She has not been seen since. One source who watched her get her tat said:

"We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown … She seemed really distraught and disturbed. She was very scatterbrained."

Umm … yeah. Is it just me or is it kind of hard to cheer for Britney Spears. She's a millionaire celebrity with every possible advantage and all of her problems are 100 percent her own doing. She's young, rich, white and beautiful. Gee, if only she could get a break in life. Cheering for Britney is like cheering for slave owners to sell more cotton or Godzilla to catch a rabbit. You might as well be sad that the Nazis lost. “Yeah, that uppity god-dammed Poland really had been asking for it."

*More pictures now chronicling Britney’s complete meltdown Friday night. Mullets are really slimming, as it turns out. You know this chick is nuts because that has to be the most uninspiring tat place I’ve ever seen. You could get kidnapped and stay in a nicer place than that. Although the guy in the striped shirt would probably be there in either scenario. It seems like she’s so numb right now she’s doing all this to shock herself into feeling something, anything. By the end of the week she'll be in fight clubs or lighting homeless guys on fire.

Honestly, have you ever seen anything like that top picture. She looks like she's here form the future with a warning that we're ruining our planet. The next picture was probably of her eating a fern or catching a fly with her tongue.

*The Daily Mail says that Britney Spears went clubbing last night wearing a cheap blond wig and sunglasses to hide her newly shaved head. She arrived at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset, but left after just 45 minutes and went to the Polo Lounge. A source said:

"It was a shock to see her in a wig after what she had done to herself. While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird."

I dare you to find a more ridiculous looking wig than the one millionaire Britney Spears choose. It doesn't even look like a human-grade wig. It looks like something you would put on a monkey for a joke at a bachelor party.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Tue Feb 20, 2007 @ 2:19am
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aww... oh well..
as long as it's not me..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn replied on Tue Feb 20, 2007 @ 8:09am
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She looks like my history teaching in sec 2. Actually, Britney's wig is a tad worse.
I'm feeling storming the gate right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Feb 20, 2007 @ 11:43am
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damn medias thought, arent they also talkin' 'bout Britney's 3rd baby in a year ?! lol
I'm feeling snap ! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Tue Feb 20, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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i personaly think she coulda saved her career if she left the back long and dropped an electro joint on turbo... maybe let tiga do a cover or something?
I'm feeling warm unicorn jizz right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Vanessa_Lutz replied on Tue Feb 20, 2007 @ 2:45pm
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 11:35pm
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her legion of christian girls who shops at american eagle are all grown up and fucked up now
she gotta keep up with the times if she wants to maintain her street cred with that demographic

and some of y'all love to hate on her so much
it's the kind of publicity she wanted

what the hell even CNN is even covering this
what the hell is CNN anways? do they know what brocoli is? can i spell brocoli? what the hell is brocoli anyways?
I'm feeling homo right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 11:30am
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haha gotta love the Sammmay
I'm feeling snap ! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:05pm
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brocoli is fucking good. :)

woman if fury

- Yikes. Britney last night outside of Kevins house, attacking the paparazzi after he refused to speak to her. If I saw this thing coming at me in the middle of the night, I wouldn't even wait to roll down the windows before I opened fire. I think you can legally kill someone if they come charging after you looking like this. In fact I think you're allowed to continue shooting them all the way up to the autopsy.
I'm feeling hitched right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:12pm
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HAHAHHAHAHHA oh god . shes completely lost it.
*shrugs*
now for some broccolli!!
I'm feeling coin-operated right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:29pm
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I love her little outfit.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:33pm
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would make a great new nike ad though *points at shoes*
I'm feeling coin-operated right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:33pm
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She's cute. Especially when she's swingn' that umbrella at the SUV.
I'm feeling cool right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:36pm
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Originally Posted By MICO

She's cute. Especially when she's swingn' that umbrella at the SUV.


Seriously, for some reason she just looks as cute as little button in those shots.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:36pm
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I know!
I'm feeling cool right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:43pm
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its cause she's bald. and the light reflects off her bald head like it would off a plastic little button.
I'm feeling coin-operated right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:50pm
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isnt it about time you shave your head>>?
I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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is it
I'm feeling coin-operated right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:53pm
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Only if you decide to start swinging umbrellas at SUVs.
I'm feeling cool right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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does swinging it at an MC count?
I'm feeling coin-operated right now..
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