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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:15pm |
 Coolness: 509605 | I'm looking for a hot young female maid, tasks include:
-cook good -sexy time -clean room -provide occasional entertainment -laugh at jokes, good AND bad -refer to me as 'Chief' Pay will be: -sexy time -a nice clean room -free food -color TV with cable -Unlimited World of Warcraft account from 9am to 6pm -good jokes -you get to call me Chief so any takers? Please post your photo along with what sex position you look most submissive in. Disclaimer: Criminal background check required for approval. Anyone over 160 lbs does not qualify. Do not take seriously, I repeat. Do not take seriously. |
| I'm feeling sober right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:16pm |
 Coolness: 471850 | no fuckin way ??!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!! |
| I'm feeling fresh like mentol right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:17pm |
 Coolness: 685635 | Didn't Noah try this a few years ago? |
| I'm feeling craptacular right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:19pm |
| Coolness: 509605 | Probably, but he was serious about it. Me... just bored. :) |
| I'm feeling sober right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:19pm |
 Coolness: 134315 | wikkid..
but you cant even pay bitches to do that shit nowadays |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:24pm |
 Coolness: 83920 | i can only imagine how balanced my life would be if i had someone to cook and clean for me???
i could take over the world!!! where is my mom when i need her!! *insert an i fucked georges mother joke here.... |
| I'm feeling warm unicorn jizz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:34pm |
| Coolness: 509605 | Originally Posted By MURDOCK_ROCK
*insert an i fucked georges mother joke here.... Georges mom can't come to the phone right now, she's all... tied up. |
| I'm feeling sober right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:35pm |
| Coolness: 471850 | indeed Georges, its a luck your mom didnt swallow u down that very day ...  |
| I'm feeling fresh like mentol right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:38pm |
 Coolness: 48790 | Originally Posted By ALIENZED
I'm looking for a hot young female maid, tasks include: -cook good -sexy time -clean room -provide occasional entertainment -laugh at jokes, good AND bad -refer to me as 'Chief' Pay will be: -sexy time -a nice clean room -free food -color TV with cable -Unlimited World of Warcraft account from 9am to 6pm -good jokes -you get to call me Chief so any takers? Please post your photo along with what sex position you look most submissive in. Disclaimer: Criminal background check required for approval. Anyone over 160 lbs does not qualify. Do not take seriously, I repeat. Do not take seriously. Well we could meet for a "private" interview and you can tell me if I'll be good enough for the task :P |
| I'm feeling hooked on a feeling right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:39pm |
| Coolness: 509605 | well he's a lucky guy!!! lol |
| I'm feeling sober right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DocFunk replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:39pm |
 Coolness: 54435 | lol |
| I'm feeling dell support sucks right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 4:39pm |
| Coolness: 471850 | shit ! it does work ! haha |
| I'm feeling fresh like mentol right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 5:04pm |
| Coolness: 509605 | saaaweeeet!! ;) |
| I'm feeling sober right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 5:08pm |
| Coolness: 83920 | yo zed...
you do know chief is like the new word for asshole huh? ie. "whudda fuckin' chief!!!" |
| I'm feeling warm unicorn jizz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 5:12pm |
| Coolness: 509605 | well now I do!!
curse the lack of an edit button!! ok so I revise the Chief name to... Big Daddy. ye |
| I'm feeling sober right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 5:14pm |
| Coolness: 83920 | personaly i like it when the ladys call me captain... or proffessor!! |
| I'm feeling warm unicorn jizz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 5:39pm |
| Coolness: 134315 | yo zed,if tipou actually does that,you might aswell marry her on the spot |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 6:14pm |
 Coolness: 140730 | ...did someone not stalk tipou after reading that comment? |
| I'm feeling a storm brewing right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 6:16pm |
 Coolness: 158780 | Originally Posted By TIPOU
Originally Posted By AlienZeD
I'm looking for a hot young female maid, tasks include: -cook good -sexy time -clean room -provide occasional entertainment -laugh at jokes, good AND bad -refer to me as 'Chief' Pay will be: -sexy time -a nice clean room -free food -color TV with cable -Unlimited World of Warcraft account from 9am to 6pm -good jokes -you get to call me Chief so any takers? Please post your photo along with what sex position you look most submissive in. Disclaimer: Criminal background check required for approval. Anyone over 160 lbs does not qualify. Do not take seriously, I repeat. Do not take seriously. Well we could meet for a "private" interview and you can tell me if I'll be good enough for the task :P ! |
| I'm feeling for dancing right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 6:45pm |
 Coolness: 178690 | Lol I like 
Can I have a maid outfit too? ;) |
| I'm feeling weisswursts!!!! right now.. | |
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