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| there gettin global exposure now though. |
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| I'm feeling new tunes up right now.. |
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| all because of paris hilton too! die paris! |
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| I'm feeling all that right now.. |
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| What's up with you and faux lesbians, Reggie? |
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| I'm feeling pheel - good right now.. |
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| can someone please sum all that up and post it here in the from of a question. Thanks |
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| What do men hate women who hate men? |
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| I'm feeling monday right now.. |
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| come on DTM!!!
We've been waiting a couple of days now for you to answer that. |
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| I'm feeling a little better right now.. |
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| Alien-Zed you question was confusing as hell, I had to send this question out to friends I have over at the CIA to have them decipher the hidden context in your fantastic mind bending bad advice question. Zed you will be glad to hear the answer is obvious.
Men hate woman who hate men because those woman have nothing for them, woman who hate men do not give good head, they will not cuddle during a movie, and will kick you out of bed for even the most minuscule hint of a bed fart, men also hate this kind of woman because they eat children that are born male. Woman who hate men should just relax, my advise to all woman who hate men is to come on over to my place and suck my dick.
If you still hate men after that....well,.... who cares.
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| wait for him to come to you and give him his damn freedom |
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| What is our purpose here on earth? |
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| I'm feeling fuck i gotta work :( right now.. |
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| should i spank it even tho i've already spanked it twice today already? |
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| I'm feeling surly right now.. |
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| Of course! There's no such thing as too much spanking. (just don't be thinking about me!) |
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| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
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| Should you answer those questions? |
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| I'm feeling unintoxicated right now.. |
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| DTM, I need advice about new years day. There's great parties in Montreal, but there's great people in Toronto. What should I do? |
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| you're coming out with us......
no question bout that.... DTM will say the same |
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| I'm feeling sexy right now.. |
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| are you guys part of some kind of cult? if so, what's the initiation? |
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| I'm feeling back to square 1 right now.. |
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| Well Momo I'm glad you asked, I have been meaning to address the situation between Montreal and Toronto for a long time now and it looks like this is my chance,
Montreal is a great place, last time I was there we went on a long drive up a big hill, we stopped, got out of the car and smoked a joint, after being stared at by the local people we got lost, ended up stuck somewhere during a huge bike race or some bike protest or something, we saw alot of people on bikes so I figured gas prices must be quite high there, as was I at the time...
Toronto is my home, and your right Momo the people here are some of the best you could find in all of Canada, but I admit that Montreal is where the party is at. that being said, Montreal is more of a techno town if you will. but Toronto is the place to be for the best in Dirty Electro House music.
I would love to spend more time in Montreal, spinning, checking it out, but for now I'll stick here because as I said they need me here because this is where it's at for Dirty House. and Dirty Electro House is what DTM is alllll about.
DMTio this leads me to your question and I will try to touch on Basdini's Q: as well..
our purpose here on earth is to party, life is for nothing more than drug use. work is for the blind, the only real thing to do with life is Party. Adrenaline is the only pure proof of life and sex is the last thing left that to do worth while other than drugs and music, eye contact is under rated and your pet is smarter than you think it is.
Alien_Zed the only way into the Dirty Electro House cult is to download this [ www.rave.ca ] and if you love it like the rest of my fans do, your in. |
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| that sounds a bit too intense for me Update » AlienZeD wrote on Fri Dec 15, 2006 @ 12:43pm of course, I haven't listened to it yet |
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| what can i do to sleep with you? |
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| I'm feeling the bass right now.. |
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| Dear Deadfunk:
A quick look at your profile and I had an idea.. first you will need to have your package removed and get on some hormone replacement to grow a nice pair of boobs for me to even look at you,
once the operation has been completed and you look all pretty you will need to take a number and get in line with the rest of the people who want to sleep with me, now when I get to the end of the line and your number is called be ready for some of the best sex of your life, BUT if you still look like you do now, then you wont get the lust you want from me, another good way to try and get my attention would be to save up your pennys untill you have a few million dollars, then put it in a suitcase and leave it at my door. with a picture of you and a note that reads, FREE MONEY... once I get the money and go out drinking with my new cash you might be able to trick me into thinking your a hot girl. but if you fail at tricking me you might want to have a good strong safty helmet close by to protect yourself from my evil wrath...
DTM don't play that....
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