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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Mon Oct 9, 2006 @ 11:29am |
 Coolness: 86840 | Is something on your mind, love life troubling you, need advice about that next career move? well just ask your question here and you'll get (at no cost) super expert bad advice on anything and everything known to man. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Mon Oct 9, 2006 @ 6:59pm |
 Coolness: 122295 | should i sell my soul to satan? i'm already in hell... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 2:30am |
| Coolness: 86840 | first let me thank you for your great question, I often pondered this myself but after a few months and talking to a few priests I made my decision based on this, first, I cant stand the colder climates and I look great in red.
Second, as we all know there are no good drugs in heaven. Third, as far as I have been told a mind is a terrible thing to waste, this makes no direct connection between mind and soul, so obviously the soul is useless. historically a lot of famous people have reported to have sold their soul to Satan in return for fame and good fortune, for example... Led Zeppelin, Kiss, and Motley Crew have admitted to selling their souls to the dark prince and as far as I can tell Casey Kasem and Bill Gates have done the same. after watching the documentary with Adam Sandler called Lil Nicky hell looks like my kind of place, so my answer to your question is go ahead and sell, just make sure you read the fine print in whatever contract you enter and dont sign until you get the "Eternally Hot" travel mug and free lifetime subscription to playboy magazine that comes free with every soul sale. Hope this answers your question wizdumb, have a great life and I'll see you in hell. For more info go to - [ www.hell.com ] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Necspress replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 3:41am |
 Coolness: 53590 | lol...even hell is powerd by google. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 10:13am |
 Coolness: 134255 | should i quit my job |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 10:22am |
 Coolness: 685575 | Punch out the manager and then piss all over him.
(that means yes) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 11:03am |
 Coolness: 509545 | Should I beat the fuck out of whoever gets in my way? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:01pm |
| Coolness: 86840 | Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911 SHOULD I QUIT MY JOB
yes you should quit your job, jobs are for losers, welfare is where the cool kids are, and nothing says success like having your own apartment under a bridge. as long as you love the outdoors and being your own boss you dont need that job, so get your ass down to the dep, grab a loaf of beer and get on with your dreams. Update » DJ_DTM wrote on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:12pm Aarion you asked
Should I beat the fuck out of whoever gets in my way ? Well Aarion, thanks for your question. the fuck is a hard thing to beat out of a person, you might want to start with something easy like beating the shit, or piss out of them first, perhaps you might want to write to Bobby Brown and find out his thoughts on how to beat the fuck out of a person, as this is not one of my fortes, or ask a Police officer to demonstrate on one of the many helpless homeless people that they love to harass so much, in closing I think you should become a police officer, it seems you really have what it takes to do that kind of job. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:14pm |
 Coolness: 471790 | wait a minute ....are u some kinda prophet or somethin' ?? how can u position yourself in such place where u feel u can help peeps out and shit ??
just asking .... 
fuck prophets ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:25pm |
| Coolness: 86840 | no, I'm a pothead, that's way better than being a prophet and just so you know prophets are bad in bed, so don't fuck prophets, fuck potheads.
hope that answers your question. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:28pm |
| Coolness: 471790 | yep but i hope u didnt take thosem lines seriously either hey |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:50pm |
| Coolness: 509545 | :) good advice... now all I need is practice! any one have a 'fuck' they need beaten out of them? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Wed Oct 11, 2006 @ 10:10am |
| Coolness: 86840 | To find people that need a beating like the one you wish to give out, just go on over to [ www.vampiretamponfreaks.com ] and look for anyone in a trench coat.
glad I could help Mr Zed, Next question please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Oct 12, 2006 @ 11:38am |
| Coolness: 509545 | Should I swallow my pride and get an answer the hard way or forget anything ever happened? :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Thu Oct 12, 2006 @ 6:28pm |
| Coolness: 86840 | First let me tell you how glad I am that you asked me this genuine mind bending question,
I was stumped on how to respond for quite some time but eventually came to this... I have never seen any pills with a "my pride" label on them, but if you have some then I say yes, take two "my prides" and go on a mission to find the answer, look high and low. the answer will probably more difficult to find than this question was to respond to, but remember that when looking for the answer the hard way, the best place to start is on Ravewave. Next question please. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Oct 12, 2006 @ 8:22pm |
| Coolness: 509545 | lmao
sick |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Thu Oct 12, 2006 @ 8:26pm |
| Coolness: 122295 | charlatan |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 11:15am |
| Coolness: 86840 | Dumbwiz, the Charlatan is a great opening for the advanced player of chess but my advice to you is forget about playing chess because that will never get you laid and start playing a game I like to call hide the salami, all you need to play is a horny girl, a blindfold and some KY jelly. have fun !!!
Next question Please. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 12:50pm |
 Coolness: 78385 | how do I get a guy's attention without throwing myself at him? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 2:21pm |
 Coolness: 152990 | get in front of him and GET NAKED! |
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