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Girls Vs. Boys
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 12:22pm |
 Coolness: 339720 | Sexual urges of men and women
"I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do." One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???" So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep. The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man." I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it." |
| I'm feeling beersex.net right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Necspress replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 12:33pm |
 Coolness: 53660 | Bhaahaha, bad but worth it, i guess. |
| I'm feeling \ right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 1:50pm |
 Coolness: 134325 | fuckin gold. |
| I'm feeling whoreacaine season right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» m4xom4x replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 2:33pm |
 Coolness: 44350 | You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man... I have to remember that one... W007 |
| I'm feeling ( >'.')> right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 3:08pm |
 Coolness: 158790 | funny story! poor guy! |
| I'm feeling ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 3:28pm |
 Coolness: 685645 | If you think about it, it's really not a surprise. We are, after all, animals who don't want to admit it, and we still have instincts. Men can fuck a whole bunch and not have to wait very long in between, women on the other hand are the ones who get pregnant and have to wait 9 months before they can reproduce again. It's our survival instincs. |
| I'm feeling confused right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 5:52pm |
 Coolness: 509615 | Every one is different, not only men and women. I understand gays though, must be so much easier. Too bad it's disgusting. |
| I'm feeling tired right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 6:14pm |
| Coolness: 685645 | yeah, everyone is diffrent, but our core animal instincts are still present no matter how much we try and supress them. |
| I'm feeling confused right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Le_D replied on Sat Sep 9, 2006 @ 3:30am |
 Coolness: 144950 | hahahaha, good one |
| I'm feeling satisfied right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» a.POSFORD replied on Sat Sep 9, 2006 @ 8:48am |
 Coolness: 75535 | hahahahahahaha ok. man 1, women 0. |
| I'm feeling limoilou bitches right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sat Sep 9, 2006 @ 10:00am |
 Coolness: 178700 | lol, I knew about that one ;) Fun :D |
| I'm feeling dead, but dreaming right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mezion replied on Sat Sep 16, 2006 @ 1:36pm |
 Coolness: 45490 | Ha Ha! The "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man" is just awesome ^^ |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Sat Sep 16, 2006 @ 2:08pm |
 Coolness: 136100 | A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awokeas a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel You have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night ." This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year! |
| I'm feeling shaking right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Necspress replied on Sat Sep 16, 2006 @ 2:21pm |
| Coolness: 53660 | Hehe, you better know what you wish for, when you do. |
| I'm feeling \ right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Sat Sep 16, 2006 @ 2:44pm |
 Coolness: 2604040 | As if a girl does all that every day... |
| I'm feeling slacky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» spo_onani replied on Sat Sep 16, 2006 @ 2:52pm |
 Coolness: 75740 | hihihihihihi |
| I'm feeling electrostep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Sat Sep 16, 2006 @ 10:39pm |
| Coolness: 136100 | Originally Posted By THOG AS IF A GIRL DOES ALL THAT EVERY DAY...
there is some that does it all, they call them subjected woman |
| I'm feeling shaking right now.. | |
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