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Whats Ur Pick Up Line
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| wanna play hide the pickle? |
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| I'm feeling like drinking right now.. |
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| Du bist nicht mehr als fleisch |
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| I'm feeling nothing right now.. |
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| Do you speak english? ME TOO!! |
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| I'm feeling poor right now.. |
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| can i cover your insides with my man juice? |
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| I'm feeling whoreacaine season right now.. |
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| Nice tits, can I bury my face in em? |
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| I'm feeling ez baked right now.. |
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| Wanna rassel? (get it?) |
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| I'm feeling her up right now.. |
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| YOU EVER THROW UP WHILE GIVING HEAD>? |
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| I'm feeling whoreacaine season right now.. |
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| you use that one too? |
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| I'm feeling my giant hose beast right now.. |
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| him, he use anything he can Update » Minou wrote on Mon Sep 11, 2006 @ 11:41pm but he does it with class |
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| I'm feeling hes not my boyfriend right now.. |
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| even a spork?! |
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| I'm feeling her up right now.. |
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| you two girls look way to drunk to go home... alone. |
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| Can I buy you a drink?
You smell wet, let's party.
This blows, let's go to my place.
Wanna play zoo keeper? You get down on all fours and I'll feed you the meat.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
I gotta new bed, wanna help me break it in?
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
My bed's broken, can I sleep in yours?
SEX! |
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| I'm feeling blown away right now.. |
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| That last line works all the time. You guys should check our Russell Peters' 2nd stand-up dvd called 'Outsourced'. He's got one joke where he just keep making funny maneurisms & extending the word 'sex' implying that's how indian men try to get laid for the first time with their arranged marriage wives...
Anyways, its funnier when you're actually watching the dvd... meanwhile here's a shot of what he looks like:
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| fuck, russel peters is funny.... |
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| let's go eat sushi&sake! |
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| I'm feeling potato right now.. |
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| hahahahaha good one! |
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| I'm feeling shaking right now.. |
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| im gonna be famous soon so you should fuck me before my standards go up! |
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| I'm feeling hardsteppers right now.. |
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| lol reggie's standards going up... Man you crack me up!  |
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| I'm feeling fat right now.. |
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| Oh common!!
He doesn't have standards. |
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| I'm feeling sacred right now.. |
Whats Ur Pick Up Line
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