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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy replied on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 6:58pm |
 Coolness: 38800 | Q. how do you stop the dog from humping your leg?
A. give him a blow job next! |
| I'm feeling post work tired right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 7:09pm |
 Coolness: 65350 | whats the best part about having sex with a 10 year old girl?
if you slick her hair back,she looks 8 years old! |
| I'm feeling morphean loves cock right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dark_Angel_2 replied on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 8:15pm |
 Coolness: 69450 | ur soo obsessed wif younglings..arn't u! |
| I'm feeling up ur girl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 8:39pm |
| Coolness: 65350 | darn tootin |
| I'm feeling morphean loves cock right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dark_Angel_2 replied on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 9:14pm |
| Coolness: 69450 | tootin wha???? |
| I'm feeling up ur girl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 9:37pm |
 Coolness: 103305 | What's the best/worst part of fucking twenty-three year olds?
A: there's 20 of them |
| I'm feeling ez baked right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 9:38pm |
 Coolness: 146375 | nice thanks ! that'll be my next line for catching ladies :)
haha |
| I'm feeling the pain !!!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy replied on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 10:02pm |
| Coolness: 38800 | Q. what's blue and fucks old people?
A. me... in my lucky blue suit!!! p.s. why is everyone so fuckin sick?? any clean jokes out there? |
| I'm feeling the pressure right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Aug 17, 2006 @ 2:45am |
 Coolness: 509610 | Q. Why do blondes have more fun than other girls?
A. Because even other girls date blondes. wait.... that's horrible |
| I'm feeling gone right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Thu Aug 17, 2006 @ 3:08am |
 Coolness: 105730 | Horrible indeed!!! :OP
How do you know a blonde used a computer? She put some "liquid paper" on the screen. How do you know another blonde have used this computer? She wrote over the "liquid paper". How do you know a third blond used this computer? She left a piece of cheese for the mouse. |
| I'm feeling determinated right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Thu Aug 17, 2006 @ 10:29am |
 Coolness: 76305 | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy replied on Thu Aug 17, 2006 @ 1:12pm |
| Coolness: 38800 | Q. What's black and sits on top of the stairs?
A. Stephen Hawking after a house fire |
| I'm feeling the pressure right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Thu Aug 17, 2006 @ 2:16pm |
 Coolness: 136095 | What does a blond say when she see a Cherrios!?!
OHhhhh! A donut piece!!! |
| I'm feeling bubble right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Thu Aug 17, 2006 @ 2:21pm |
 Coolness: 166595 | Q...Why did Jesus cross the road?
A...'Cause he was nailed to the chicken. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Thu Aug 17, 2006 @ 4:20pm |
| Coolness: 105730 | Q. What does a blonde say when she sees a banana skin on the ground?
A. Oh no! I am gonna fall off again! |
| I'm feeling determinated right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Fri Aug 18, 2006 @ 2:40am |
 Coolness: 122360 | Q: Waht's the difference between a whhie plastic shopping bag and michael jackson?
A: Michael Jackson likes boys |
| I'm feeling slap happy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Haha replied on Fri Aug 18, 2006 @ 8:25am |
 Coolness: 40585 | What's red, pink and white, and all around the room?
A baby who played with a blender. What's green, brown and black and all around the room? The same baby, a month later. |
| I'm feeling lovecraftian right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Fri Aug 18, 2006 @ 9:28am |
| Coolness: 178695 | Ouiii des jokes de bébé mort! ^_^
What sound does a baby make in a blender? ... I don't know, was too busy masturbating... |
| I'm feeling cthulhu's tentacles right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Haha replied on Fri Aug 18, 2006 @ 10:05am |
| Coolness: 40585 | What's worse than a garbage can full of dead babies?
One live baby stuck at the bottom of the pile. And worse than that? He has to chew his way out. And worse than that? He comes back for a snack. |
| I'm feeling lovecraftian right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Aug 18, 2006 @ 11:39am |
 Coolness: 685640 | What's the diffrence between a baby and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up a baby!` |
| I'm feeling sleepy right now.. | |
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