Excuses For Calling In Sick...
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| I want to call in sick for work today but can't think of a good reason, help me and others by posting a reason to get the day off. |
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| a prostitute gave you vd. |
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| I'm feeling pornofied right now.. |
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| I'm having an alergic reaction to my new laundry detergent... My penis is itchy... |
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| Sorry but this thread is pathetic... You can't even come up with your own excuses for skipping work? If I knew where you worked I might report your lack of professionalism simply on principal. Honestly, if you don't like your job then you should just quit and find something else. What you are doing is you're causing people to depend on you and then burden your colleagues by not showing up, consequently directly increasing their workload to compensate for your absence. Way to inconsiderable (and selfishly) abuse the system... |
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| ouch man |
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| I'm feeling a little bored right now.. |
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| ouch, but he speaks the truth.... it suck when people call in sick. notjust for the other employies, but also the manager in charge of finding a replacement at such a short notice |
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| Listen,...The way I see it you should only apply for a job if you're willing to make a commitment to it. A business only succeeds because every employee working there knows that he or she is part of a whole, a team that requires a communal effort from all participants who, normally, have a specific task that makes their position unique. Contrary to popular belief, a reliable staff is the most important resource that any business has to offer,...more important that the products & services being offered, the manufacturing costs involved in the production, the marketing techniques used for distribution, or the cost to the consumer. Once employees begin to operate at sub-par levels everything else is directly affected by it and unless you work in a hgihly specialized field you should acknowsledge that any employer will see you as expendable should you not meet up to their expectations. Personally I like to maintain a flawless reliability reputation which is why I only take a sick day if I need to be hospitalized. There's no cough, headache, stomach ache, or negligible illness on this planet that would lower my productivity and cause me to stay home... Obviously we're only human and we should expect to get sick at some point but to use the privilidge of taking sick days half-hazardly sends a message of apathy and disrespect to the emplorer. |
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| I love my job, I was looking for humour in this thread, thats all, it could have been funny but Nooooo now you killed it,
My bad I guess,.. I'm sorry |
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| I think you guys should fight it out... Make a meeting spot and work oput your differences like men!!! Fighting is the only way I think... |
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| Originally Posted By __PHOENIX__ I MIGHT REPORT YOUR LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM SIMPLY ON PRINCIPAL.
... yeah, that a boy! go tell! |
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| I can only offer you my sincerest apologies for wanting to defend the hard working individuals out there...
How was I supposed to know the thread was meant sarcastically? |
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| HA! See I'm working OVERTIME today! Covering for some sorry asshole that called in sick... Now I'm here on my day off...
DJ_DTM, if I were you, I'd kill myself right now, you don't have to work when your dead... PLus it will free up your job for some poor unemployed person THAT WANTS TO WORK... GEEZ! FUck, CRAP, PENIS!
Have a nice day... |
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| You didn't I just figured (or hoped) it would go that way, but it's still a great thread, and when I start my own business I want you working with me, anyone with a strong work ethic like yours is someone I would be proud to stand beside, in life or at work, great say brother.. Update » DJ_DTM wrote on Wed Aug 16, 2006 @ 11:56am responding to Phoenix.. |
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| A friend called on a mother's friend who's a doctor, to give him a three week "congé de travail" for a fucked up arm. He showed up with a fake brace to give the ticket at work. His job pays and all, but the reason why he didn't want to work is that he's going back to school in Sept. and would only have shitty shifts until then since one of the new guys quit, and he would've had to fill in. Now that he's calling in sick for three weeks, it's up to his friend to fill in for the shitty shift on top of what the usual work load should be. These guys are good friends, but alas, Alex, friend who has to cover, has not gotten respect for his lack of professionnalism over the past 3 years at this job. So he shuts the fuck up even if hi knows about the hoax.
Friend A is going Wake boarding and golfing everyday for the next 3 weeks, while alex is overlaoded in shit.
But in another way of seeing things. The business will not be able to fill in the clientele's need because of understaffing, which has always been the case at that place. They overwork their employees and don't hire cause that would mean one more syndicated employee. Alex is going to be working alone to do the job of 3 persons, but they still won'T hire, cause slow season is coming along. |
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| Fuck, I wouldn't work with Jordan (aka Phoenix, Aka Jesus)... I don't trust people with long hair, they bug me... He might have good work ethic, but I head he sleeps with boys anyways:
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| yeah, fuck long-haired people !!
KILL'EM ALL !!! BUNCH OF DIRTY HIPPIES !!! |
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| I'm feeling the pain !!!! right now.. |
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| Who asked you??? de quoi tu te mele toi? esti!!! ma te boof baffer la face! |
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| omg he has short hair! and is that.. Eric? |
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| Oh gawd...That 8 year old propoganda photo is such bullshit.
That other guy was someone from my high school named Nick and obviously he was too drunk to realize what the consequences of passing out near me would be. Someday I'm definitely gonna get even with the person who took that photo. |
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| Sorry I cant come in today cause my herpes are really bad they smell something fierce. |
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| I'm feeling squidgy right now.. |
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