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What If Your Future Self Returned
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| I dunno, did you see the article in le journal de Montreal today... They had like an entire page thing on tennis player tans. And those bitches got some white ass feet from those tennis shoes!
But it all depends... how crippled? |
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| this is wrooooonnngggg! lol |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO FUCK MY MOTHER. MAYBE SOMEBODY ELSE'S MOTHER, BUT NOT MINE.
I sure hope not, otherwise we'd have to categorically label you with the Oedipus complex... refering to Oedipus Rex, the son of Laius and Jocasta who, in fulfillment of an oracle unknowingly killed his father and married his mother. Respectively if you were a woman after her father theyn you'd have the Electra complex...According to Greek legend Electra, the sister of Orestes aided him in killing their mother Clytemnestra to avenge their father Agamemnon's death. |
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| And they all stay at my hotel :D
Hopefully I get invited to a game...
Or to have future sex with my future self. |
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| The best was that Futurama episode where Fry goes back in time and finds out that he's his own grandfather... |
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| woah, twisted! ^_^ |
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And sometimes it's a big brown dick with someone sucking on the wet end of it |
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| Oh man, this response could vary so much depending on what quote you actually have. |
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| I think i would do whatever my future self asked me to do, but I would definitetly ask why the fuck he needed me to give him a hand job/could he stick arround for a bit and help me work less hours by splitting my work days with me...
Ufot-wutvs |
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What If Your Future Self Returned
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